Chilli soda

Xi Ze's friend asked, "Xi Ze, don't you like girls with a spicy personality?" You are always by Xiao Er's side now, what's going on?

Xi Ze said: "Conspicuous chili peppers are not necessarily spicy, and inconspicuous small chili peppers are not necessarily spicy." The

friend didn't understand and asked, "What do you mean?"

Xi Ze said: "You don't need to understand, you don't need it for the rest of your life." ”

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After Xiao Er watched a movie with his friends, his friend asked: "Xiao Er, who is the best at coquettishness around you?"

Xiao Yi blurted out without thinking: "Xi Ze."

"Xi Ze?" Friends are a little unclear, so, Xi Ze, a flamboyant boy with his own ruffian aura and empty eyes, doesn't look like a coquettish person at all.

For Xiao Er, Xi Ze's thick-skinned skin is so thick-skinned that it is a piece of cake to let him be coquettish, and his yin ability is a must.

My friend asked, "Then do you like Xi Ze?"

Xiao Er said: "I like to drink pure water, soda is too exciting to drink. ”

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Xi Ze said: "The chili soda tastes pretty good, do you want to try it?"

Xiao Yi said, "Is there this drink for sale?" How I've never heard of it.

Xi Ze said: "I am self-regulated and unique. ”

Fell in love with you when I was a hundred years old

"Son, this ring of fat swallows is thin, all of them are sinking fish and geese, which one is missing? Marry and have a son. "The world's supreme Gu Henghong begged for the young man in front of him.

"Old thing, don't rush to get married, how can I get married? Even if you get married, you won't want those women" Gu Mian waved his hand, wanting to drive away his second uncle Gu Henghong.

After speaking, he walked to the next door and knocked on the door: "Shaolan, the rent has been collected." The

door opened, Hua Shaolan took the pregnancy test stick, and said with a blushing face: "Mian, I'm pregnant."

Before Gu Mian came to his senses, Gu Henghong walked in front of Hua Shaolan with an arrow and said, "Oh, I really wronged you, the second uncle took you home and took care of the fetus, this kid looks young, and he won't take care of people after living for a hundred years."

"And how dare this bastard ask you for money? Eat soft rice and things that have no ambition, and the second uncle will give you hundreds of millions as pocket money. Gu Henghong added.

Hua Shaolan nodded helplessly, turned to look at Gu Mianyan, and said, "If I get old, will you still love me?"

"Yes, who made me fall in love with you at the age of a hundred!" Gu Mian swore and swore categorically.

Names: "The Funny Life of the Old Immortal Landlord and the Orphan Female Tenant"

Feng Sanniang

The black land is long, and the Kanto region is strong. The turbulent and war-torn era has created the legendary life of a generation of chivalrous women.

The unfortunate fate, the blood and tears of the struggle, the turbulence of youth, and the happiness and hatred show you a magnificent picture of life.

The all-round big guy is super A super sassy

The female protagonist who opens the pet husband mode without saying a word VS the male protagonist

who enters the leper dog mode anytime and anywhere A music king who looks like a human is actually like this:

TV is important, am I important?

Is the book important, am I important?

Experiments are important, am I important?

Branding, look at me, look at me!

The female version of the sassy and domineering president, and the male version of the little wife who switches freely between funny, scoundrel, cute, and handsome? ......

Fei Brand: No one in this world is looking forward to my birth.

Quan Haoyan: Why is there no one looking forward to it, I am looking forward to it, if you are not born, won't my wife be gone!

Fei Brand: Don't talk nonsense.

Kwon Haoyan: Am I wrong? If you have any questions, I'll give you a no.

Fei Brand: I have a very bad insomnia.

Kwon Haoyan: So don't I put you to sleep every day?

Fei Brand: I'm mentally unstable and go crazy easily.

Kwon Haoyan: You mean when you beat people up like crazy for me? That's true, you shouldn't do it yourself, how dirty.

Fei Brand: ......

Quan Haoyan: So now there is no problem, can we get the certificate?

烙 is a polyphonic word, with the (lao) sound of pancake, but the heroine's name uses the pronunciation (luo). 【Expand】【Collapse】

Wang Junkai: Wang Shaomeng's wife is a little sweet

Before he was reborn, he turned a blind eye to her liking, which made her fearful in front of people and unpredictable in the future; After being reborn, she once showed her desire to capture the past, and a certain man successfully attracted her attention, indifferent in front of people, and not as good as beasts after people!

"Husband, shall we go on a trip?"

"Let's go, travel the world."

"Husband, I like children so much, I want to touch them."

"Let's go, go home and make a man." Nian Xiaoxi raised her head, her eyes shining,

"Husband, I want the best thing in the world." He pulled her into his arms, his thin lips caressing her neck,

"Don't you already have it?" [The whole body is clean and full of sweet pets.] ］

Reborn Eighty: The wife is a little spicy

Because of the instigation of the femme fatale's adoptive mother, Shen Menglai abandoned her husband and forced him to leave the house. But when he was terminally ill, he was not only kicked away by his adoptive mother, but also took away her life-saving money.

Shen Menglai, who died of illness, was unexpectedly reborn and returned to the wedding night. Not only that, but it is also blessed with a portable system.

After reliving her life, she realized that there were people and ghosts around her. Open a food shop and fight the best, plant crops to build villas, tease fools when you are bored, and live a very nourishing life......

Don't ask where people return

How much I love you, you ask? I'm sorry, but I'm more greedy for this great country. Flowers bloom and fall from time to time, always thanks to the monarch of the East.

In the past, Fang Zilan always scoffed at this sentence, until the unreliable crossing happened to her, and before she had time to savor the meaning of this sentence, she first faced the classic problem raised by Shakespeare: to survive or to perish.

Isn't this nonsense? Survival, of course. However, he finally managed to reach the height of the minister, and once he realized what it means to fall from the clouds into the dust.

is a monarch who always relies on the east, since you are all ruthless emperors who only love the country and not the beauty, then don't ask where the little girl goes.

Did the colt succeed in usurping the throne today?

At first, Gu Suhe did approach Qiao Mingjin with the intention of usurping the throne.

In his eyes, this princess of Da Qi is just a woman who likes good skin, what can she do.

He thought he was good enough to keep her under control.

But after getting married, he realized that this matter was getting more and more wrong.

Why are there really so many handsome young men in the princess's mansion?

Gu Suhe clenched his fists, and the sourness in his heart spontaneously appeared.

He admits that this time he was really panicking.

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It's just a man, she doesn't care.

She waited for the master to stage his usurpation drama.

She just wanted to see how Gu Suhe succeeded in usurping the throne under her nose.

But looking at it, Qiao Mingjin knew that he was going to finish again.

Obviously, he was the one who led the troops to wash Chang'an City in blood.

Obviously, he married her back then, went home, deceived her, and coaxed her to help her keep the world, but in fact, he used her right to recruit troops and horses, and usurped the throne behind her back, and he was also the one who killed the king.

But why in this life, it is he who gives her extreme preference and tenderness.

She didn't want revenge, she wanted to pull him back before he fell into the abyss.

At the beginning of the sun, land and sea

"Land, the person you want to love after all is not me." The ocean looked sadly at the tall, unforgettable figure at the door, the person she had loved for more than twenty years.

She trembled all over, not daring to look at the woman in Lu's arms, she was afraid that she couldn't help but go crazy.

She was gone, staggering, stumbling and confused. He followed her figure and watched as she drunk herself in the bar,...... Do not refuse to talk to the person who comes.

He clenched his fists, his muscles protruded, and he grabbed the ocean's arm: "You are so bad at yourself!" After roaring, he picked her up and strode towards Shengshi...... [Expand] [Close]

Knowing

[Rebirth] [Slap in the face] Chi Yuqing, who has relived a lifetime, not only wants to save the Chi family who is in danger, but also wants to rewrite history......