Crossing into a turtle, quietly signing in for eight hundred years
Crossing into a turtle, why does everyone want to stew me in soup?
Yun Fan panicked, in order to get rid of the fate of being put into the pot, he resolutely threw himself into the arms of the young lady and opened the road of obscene development!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for signing in to the first part of the "Tao Sutra"]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for evolving into the divine beast Xuanwu]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for making the meat more delicious and becoming the first to nourish yin and nourish the kidneys]
[Ding......]
Until 800 years later, the world was in turmoil, Yun Fan was forced to be born, and a set of 'military body fists' swept the eight wildernesses. He ignored the world, and finally shouted out the words that he had endured for eight hundred years: "Who the hell would dare to take Yun into the pot?" ”