This striker is not serious
"Lin is at the top of the arc and he looks like he's going to pass the ball."
"He didn't pass it on! He voted! This is an empty opportunity! It's just that the shooting angle is a little off!
"Wait, he's not shooting, he's catching the ball in the air!"
"Bang! Nice pass! But why can't he laugh a little?
"I've heard that no one has ever seen him laugh, and some say he's Tim Duncan's half-brother."
"Wait! You see him laughing! Oh my God, he's smiling at Tim Duncan!
—Excerpt from "My Bad NBA Memoirs", aka "This Forward Is Not Serious".