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Item No: SCP-X (Top Secret) Object
Class: Keter
Description: SCP-X is a humanoid creature from an alternate universe that is not affected by most SCP objects.
Long-term observation of the subject has revealed that it has a mild antisocial personality and is trash-talking.
SCP-X may acquire the properties of certain SCP objects through physical contact, with some diminishing effect.
Special Containment Procedures:
Special care is required for the containment of SCP-X.
SCP-X is to be contained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer of no less than 50 x 50 x 20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the courtyard.
The Foundation is to assist in the management of the villa by a male staff member over the age of 50 who has been trained in British royal etiquette, and who is required to wear a wig 24 hours a day.
Personnel monitoring SCP-X objects are required to undergo a monthly psychological state assessment, and there have been cases of employees quitting the Foundation because they can't stand their trash talk.
SCP-X object monitoring team's internal communication group: 597078661