Zhou Tianzi
At that time, King Qin Hui in the west was beginning to show his edge, King Qi Wei in the east was dying, King Wuling of Zhao was prancing on the horse in the north, and King Chu Huai was in the south.
At that time, the words of the world were not Yang Jimo'......
"Wait, which illiterate person said this?"
"Yasheng."
"Oh, it's the Mencius who submitted his resume all over but couldn't get his will, but he really has the style of Kong Zhongni."
"Who are you? How dare you say that my two saints are so talkative?
"No, Zhang Yi is also. Haven't you heard that when you are angry and the princes are afraid, you will live in peace! This is clearly the era of my family. Who are you, little ghost?
"I'm just a recent graduate of international relations, and I happened to apply for the position of last week's dynasty today, may I ask sir, is there a locust tree near here?"
"What are you looking for a locust tree?"
"Self-hanging southeast branch."