Football should be played like I do
[This is a football article that you will like to read even if you don't have a football foundation!] Morridge
: What was the name of your action of shaking me down yesterday?
Lu Yang: Mei Bo is outstanding.
Morich: It was invented by a guy named Maebo?
Lu Yang: No, it was kicked out by a man named Messi, who shook down the world's first defender Boateng.
Moric: Why don't you want to wear the number seven jersey, which symbolizes glory?
Lu Yang: Because of Real Madrid's farewell, there will be no seven in the future! Once I put that jersey on, I'm afraid I'll become a murderous nuclear seven!
Morich: Lu, the upside-down golden hook you scored yesterday outside the big penalty area is so handsome, how did you do it?
Lu Yang: It's very simple, don't call me Lu, call me Ebu!
Moric: How did you manage to save five penalties in a game?
Lu Yang: This starts with the moment card I drew in Santo, ......
Lu Yang: Okay, you've asked me so much, now it's time for me to ask you. Do you think that Bayzami's kid looks a lot like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu?
Bayizami: Brother Lu, are you scolding me for being ugly?
Lu Yang: Don't talk nonsense, this is the biggest compliment we have for young strikers!
