Datang: I was overheard by the empress when I ate melons
(Funny and witty, national fortune, heartfelt voice, alternate history.)
Crossing the Tang Dynasty, Feng Tianbao became an idle melon farmer, saved the empress at the beginning, and hugged the empress's thigh.
At the same time, the system told him that as long as he eats melons, he can level up and get countless rewards.
Gou fell in love with the empress, what are you kidding?
Whose melon is bigger than the empress? Ripe than the empress?
He wants to salte the fish directly and eat it until it soars!
"What? Tonight, the emperor turned over the brand of martial arts?
[What a big melon, one step closer to my ascension.
"What? When the emperor rode a horse, he favored the martial talents? [
it! My boss is a cow batch, and my dream of ascension is about to come true.
"What? The emperor died, and the martial artists were going to the Buddhist temple to cultivate?
[This melon...... Why am I so unhappy about eating?
Many years later, Wu Zhaoyi, who was recalled, calmly came to Feng Tianbao: "Didn't you say that I can be the emperor?" How? ”