Road idiot tour guide
"Why do you want to be a tour guide?"
"Because of one road, I will accompany you for a lifetime, and every time it is still very fresh."
"Do you say that to every female tourist?"
"I'm a tour guide, I can't speak if I don't know the way, won't the tourists beat me to death?"
"I'm going to kill you right now!" (I have completed the daily professional article "God-level Tony Teacher", rest assured to enter the pit)