You don't even want to call me a fool
I'm a psychopath, so it's reasonable to be more mentally ill, right?
As a cleaner, it makes sense that I can absorb the spooky, right?
Some weird things can hurt people, so it's reasonable to cut them leeks, right?
I'm good at reasoning and solving crimes, so I know that weird things are reasonable, right?
I've always had a lot of friends, so it makes sense to shake a little weird, right?
I am such a reasonable person, why do you want to tarnish my innocence for no reason?
Don't be afraid, my name is Jiang Li, so I've always been reasonable.
So, please ignore all these weirdness around you, and tell me out loud, what did I do wrong to make you so disrespectful to me, and even unwilling to call me a trick father?