Marriage is a serious matter
1. The little nephew who went to kindergarten always chased after Yue Yunqi and asked: Uncle
, uncle, when are you going to get married?
Yue Yunqi: It's still early!
The little nephew said: I'm going to die of worry.
If you don't get married, I, the flower girl, will become the best man!
Yue Yunqi....
2. Mother-in-law: "Do you know why you don't have a partner?"
"Why?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "Because you're too demanding!"
"Female, not fat, these two conditions are still high?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "Remove one."
"Remove what?" Yue Yunqi.
Mother-in-law: "You just have one condition, just a woman." 3, Yue Yunqi secretly calculated an account in private:
Marrying a daughter-in-law's house and car does not count, the
bride price is at least 100,000 yuan, and
she can generally accompany me for 40 years,
2500 a year,
6 yuan a day8.
It costs 6 yuan 8 a day, and I don't need so much money to play games for a day!
So what kind of daughter-in-law to marry!
4. My mother-in-law said: It's almost my natal year, and I want to find a partner as soon as possible.
Yunqi said: The country is not rich and strong, how can you have a
long relationship with your children My mother-in-law said: You have a sick brain.
5. Tomorrow's Mother's Day, Yue Yunqi wishes his mother a happy
Mother's Day in advance Mother-in-law's mother glanced at Yue Yunqi and said:
"You are so old and still single, I am not happy at all!"
Excuse me, withdraw.
