The first chapter of the night
"I repeat, I'm really not a genius singer, and I'm not a genius songwriter! I have no love for singing! My dream is to be a carpenter!
"But Mr. Xu, you won the award grand slam, and your album has the world's largest cumulative sales! Your lyrics and productions have single-handedly held so many kings and queens! You are considered to have single-handedly conquered an era!
"Didn't you say okay to talk about carpentry? Don't you want to do it?
"No, boss! But this is your TV station, and you have to think about the ratings! People just want to hear stories about how awesome you are, and aren't interested in your woodworking hobby! For example, tell us the story of when you were banned when you first signed a new contract? …… Okay, okay, so let's talk about last year's rich list, okay? We all know that there are four Chinese women in the top 50 richest people in the world, all of whom are single, and they are all rumored to be ...... with you."
"Actually, carpentry is very interesting, let's talk about carpentry!"
"Why don't you talk about An Xiaojing An Tiandiva? Everyone is curious, she is not married, but her three children are surnamed Xu, and ......"