Start doing Xiang Yu today
History is written by the winners, but it has its own posterity.
Yu: Ziying, why did you surrender to Liu Bang and not me?
Baby: He arrived first.
Yu: Tell the truth!
Baby: He is generous and loving.
Yu: Does he have my generosity and benevolence? I shed tears for the war horses, and I also buried the Qin general Li You well, I can not blame Zhang Han who killed Xiang Liang, Liu Bang and Xiang Bo pit me, and Lao Tzu is soft-hearted and did not kill.
Baby: You slaughtered the city and surrendered...
Yu: Do you believe the old scoundrel's words? Tu Chengyang has his share, and he himself slaughtered Yingyang! Xin'an surrendered troops to rebel, is it wrong for me to kill 20,000? Wuguan Qin army surrendered, and Liu Bang was all killed by him!
Baby: No, it's 200,000, you kill a lot.
Yu: Do you know how to count? Lao Tzu only had 100,000 troops from the Chu State, and now Lao Tzu has 400,000! The soldiers have killed me, where did these soldiers come from? Without these 400,000 elite soldiers, can Liu Bang obediently give Xianyang and you to me?
Infant: ......
Baby: Butcher! Don't you try to lie to me!
Yu: Okay, then I'll slaughter you! put Liu Bang's brainless powder in Xianyang Palace and burned it together!