Put the wine day asked

When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable.

Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world. Turn Zhu Pavilion, low Qihu, shine sleeplessly. There should be no hatred, and nothing will be done to say goodbye.

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles.

——— Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head. When is the bright moon?

The bear child steals takeaway and orders a perverted spicy backhand

The takeaway was repeatedly stolen, and I couldn't bear it anymore and ordered a perverted spicy, the neighbor's bear child was directly spicy into the hospital, and the parents sued me in court if they couldn't claim compensation?

Well, see you directly in public opinion, see you in court!

The aunt in the community dances square dance every day to seize the basketball court, not to mention, but also loudspeakers to disturb the people, and she still does not repent after repeated persuasions?

What's wrong with it? We can't play basketball, and you don't want to dance.

My colleague asked me to bring breakfast without giving money, giving you what you are used to, and applying breakfast directly to your face; The leader asked me not to pay overtime and wanted to cut my leeks? Dream on!

"A slap doesn't make a sound, why don't you ......"

"Smack!"

"Does a slap sound?"



—————— We must reject moral kidnapping, and we must also prevent moral disintegration!

No speed limit

*The new book "He is more sultry than the fire" has been released~

*The sister article "Plotting Deep Love" has ended

[The maximum speed of F1 cars can reach 960 kilometers per hour, and my love for you is that there is no speed limit]

[Glamorous female doctor× yuppie with a black belly? Racing Driver]

*

In the eyes of Southern Medical University students, Jiang Cheng is the unattainable flower of Kaolin.

Charming, polite, rational.

But one night, their kaolin flowers were drunk.

After getting drunk, he also scolded the male god who had been in love for many years.

The male god flew to Southern Medical University with the mediation letter and asked her for mental damage in person.

Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, and the sword went sideways to find loopholes, "I see that you are in good shape, do you have a spiritual appraisal?" The

male god actually took out the appraisal from the briefcase.

Patient: Meng Fuqing

Mental state: mild anxiety

Jiang Cheng: "......"

Meng Fuqing: "Now that the appraisal is available, do you still need me to cry twice and go through the form?"



** Mr. Meng likes to be quiet and serious, not close to women, and everyone knows it.

One day, when working overtime, a Hedong lion's roar made the whole company breathe a bad breath.

"Meng Gou, get out of here!"

I saw a woman running wildly, dragging Mr. Meng to take a bite.

Everyone even thought about how this woman was thrown out.

However, in the next second, Mr. Meng actually took her into his arms and coaxed her softly.

"Doctor Jiang, I know that I am wrong, you kiss me again."

Later, everyone learned that it was the girl they had been secretly in love with for many years.

*I'm wearing a battle flag, you save the life of the wounded

*The crush is silent, and the bright love is

like thunder *The two-way crush on cookies, the age difference is three years

Reboot 1991

In my previous life, I lost my girlfriend! See how the tens of billions of bigwigs are reborn and live happily!

Rebirth: Back in 2008 to be a male god

A middle-aged man who has been beaten by society has returned to the age of 17 and has become a student who is about to take the college entrance examination.

It was 2008, the best of years.

Rebirth: The tiger girlfriend is really fragrant

In his previous life, Jiang Zhifei was fascinated by green tea and alienated from his childhood sweetheart, but he ended up with his legs paralyzed and abandoned.

Reborn back to seven years ago, awakening the system, Jiang Zhifei was the only pet of his little girlfriend, but he was surprised to find a treasure.

A few years have passed, and countless reporters have flocked to the front:

"Mr. Jiang, you have founded many unicorn companies, but all of them are under the name of your wife, why is this?"

Jiang Zhifei spread his hands: "I said it's just a task of the system, do you believe it?" (Parallel

World, System Text, Single Heroine, Sweet Text No Abuse)

This book is also known as: My girlfriend is Lao Tie; I don't know the beauty of my wife in the Northeast; I'm just mediocre, the Almighty King, etc.

From apostasy to martyrdom

You come and go, and you make a scene.

In the lurking rivers and lakes, there are intricate forces of various parties.

Everyone hides the secret of their identities and plays against each other.

Some people say that there are four sensitive people in Qing'an City, and it is better not to provoke them.

The first is the head of the "missionary society", the voice of the student body in the school; &l...... t; BR/> the second is the first part of the "Book Society Circle", the leading officer of social practice activities;

the third is the carrier pigeon of the "information window", the integrator of urban information information;

The fourth is the mysterious "source of pollution", the defilement of the human spiritual will.

Le Yao innocently raised his hand and took out his documents: Otherwise, you should directly report my ID number. 【Expand】【Collapse】

The ultimate lie detector: one will enter the wine and cover the whole network

"That's right, I, Su Ming, am a traverser!"

Traveling through the parallel world, Su Ming participated in a reality show verification program called "National Lie Detection", and activated the [Variety Show] system at this time!

As long as you participate in various variety shows and perform well in the show, you can get various rewards.

"I'm a traverser, I'm in a showdown!"

"Ding! Detection of a host participating in a polygraph show recording and reward SSS-level fraud skills!

"Ding! Detected host to create 100 pulpit programs, rewarded SSS-level presentation skills!

"Ding! Host Created Immersive Programs Detected, Rewarded SSS-Level Voice Actor Skills! ”

……

When all the Xuanguo viewers still thought that Su Ming was using the lie detector show to carry out his earth-shattering scam.

Su Ming has already grown into the top of the entertainment industry in the entire Blue Star without realizing it......

So I married my fairy sister

Because he participated in a love variety show with his fairy sister, he ...... We're finally getting married. (PS: This is a very serious parallel time and space entertainment article and dog food.)

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Courtyard Houses: Start with the Street Office

Walk through the courtyard and outwit the beasts.

In the 60s, Yang Limin, who was a member of the street office, just wanted to take his family to live a good life.

The wife and children are hot on the kang head, shining in this era.

Beasts or something, use a little trick, let them fight on their own.

......

Many years later, when the courtyard was still making trouble over bullshit, crying dad and calling mother.

Yang Limin has taken the train of the times, plunged into the rolling waves, and composed a magical story.