I really don't want to hang
Luden: It's the best of times, and it's the worst of times. This is the age of wisdom, this is the age of stupidity. This is a time of trust, this is a time of doubt....
Judge: Defendant Luden, is this a defense statement that you wrote for yourself?
Luden: No, it's Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities.
Judge: Silence!
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Judge: I now pronounce the verdict that the defendant Ludon is guilty of crimes against humanity, fraud, greed..., and after hearing in this court, I am sentenced to... Hanging!
Judge: Defendant, what else do you want to say?
Luden: ... Good death!
I am Lauden, a good spreader of good fortune, what bad thoughts can I have?
I just don't want to hang, what's wrong with me?