On the day of the blind date: The school flower gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus for me!
[Sweet Essay + Spoiled Wife Crazy Demon + Day More Ten Thousand Days] Today is his hundredth blind date!
"Hello, my name is Lin Jiuge, a graduate, no car, no house, no deposit for the time being!" Lin Jiuge introduced himself numbly!
He's said this ninety-nine times, and he can recite it backwards with his eyes closed!
"Poor dick, this looks okay, this identity background is really bad!" The woman opposite said with some disdain.
"Thank you for the compliment, I was born with my parents, unlike you, it was made up by neighbors everywhere!" Lin Jiuge continued to speak.
I have seen a lot of such women! Naturally, it's not surprising! Of course, he will also say a few words.
"You, you, I saw it wrong, your eyes are so small, I can't even see clearly!" The woman said with a cold face.
"The eyes are really small, in contrast, your nostrils are bigger than my two eyes combined, and the whole face is conspicuous by that nostril!" Lin Jiuge's face did not change.
"You ......" the other side trembled with femininity. At this time, the phone in Lin Jiuge's pocket rang!
"Hey, Mr. Lin Jiuge, your daughter-in-law gave birth in the hospital, you must sign here, and we can still deliver each other!" On the other end of the hospital, a female voice said.
"What (⊙_⊙)?" Lin Jiuge looked dazed. o((⊙_⊙))o daughter-in-law? Have a baby?
Not kidding him?