A product of divine divination
"Master, my surname is Jiang, and my wife's surname is Bao, can you give my son a name that people can remember at once?"
Zhang Chu: "Free shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai!"
"Master, my husband repaired the electric light and slept in the kitchen for two days, but he didn't get up, what should I do?"
Zhang Chu: "This is a good thing, you can eat the feast."
"Master, I earn 30,000 yuan a month, all for my wife, my father is sick, and she doesn't give me a penny, what should I do?"
Zhang Chu: "Don't you have a fist?"
"Master, I'm forty-two years old this year, I'm still a virgin, I have an excellent family background, I want to find a man with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, a car and a house, not a second marriage, I won't settle, is it so difficult?"
Zhang Chu: "Madam, please make a wish to go to the temple, I am a phase master, but I am not a bodhisattva."
Zhang Chu, a not-so-serious physiognomy master, the apprentice of Shang Xuanyue, the world's first witch, because the witch master was hunted down and killed, the mountain gate was bombed, Zhang Chu went down the mountain and came to the city.
Tremble, mortal!