Hogwarts: I really don't want to be a wizard
The day he received the Hogwarts notice, Mike Gretel knew that his dream of becoming a business tycoon might be shattered.
The first step was to flee Britain and go to the New World, where the merchant empire would rise and the Gretel family would be a strong evidence of British orthodoxy in Aramco.
Until, smiling Dumbledore: "Hello, Mr. Mike Gretel, would you mind a different place with me?" - Mike Gretel holding an expired ticket: "So. Dear Headmaster, when will I be reimbursed for the ferry ticket to the New World. ”