Shadow of Great Britain
"Next, the noblest of the Order of the Garter, the Knight of the Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George, the Knight of the Grand Cross of the Bath, the Victoria Cross and the Lower Rank of the Knight Order, the leader of the anti-colonial cause, the bell-ringer of the East India Company, the hero of the Crimean War, the Fellow of the Royal Society, the lifelong friend of great writers such as Charles Dickens and Alexandre Dumas, the staunch supporter of scientific stars such as Faraday and Darwin, the Assistant Under-Secretary of the Home Office and the Admiralty of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, The Honourable Sir Arthur Hastings, Undersecretary and Permanent Undersecretary, the first Cabinet Secretary and Civil Servant of the Kingdom, the first graduates of the University and the most distinguished alumnus in history, delivered a speech at the 50th anniversary celebration of the University of London. Arthur's gaze swept across the stage, looked at the young faces, and muttered, "Agareth, what do you think I should say?" The phantom of the Red Devil floated behind him, and saliva almost flowed from the corners of his mouth: "Look at these ignorant souls, they still worship you as a hero, why don't you say something they like to hear?" Arthur took a deep breath and let out a deafening roar: "Oxford is raised by a bunch of bitches!"
"Oh!!!" The audience erupted in thunderous applause.
"It's the same with Cambridge!" He added quickly. The applause was even louder. (The devil-possessed protagonist travels through 19th-century England and has a demon-free worldview)
