Who is in love when they are all soldiers?

"I'm all a soldier, who is in love" - by Chen Ming!

"Falling in love will only affect my accuracy in shooting, engaging in objects will only affect my speed in driving tanks, there is no woman in my heart, I will be promoted to major in two years!

Recruit company comrades-in-arms: Chen Ming, he was dumped if he was dumped, if you want to open up, you can deceive your brothers, don't deceive yourself!

……

Two years later, there was a flood in a certain area, and the news that a soldier rescued more than a dozen people who fell into the water and won a first-class merit hit the whole army!

Seeing the familiar faces in the news, the former recruits and their comrades-in-arms were stunned, and hurriedly inquired about Chen Ming's current situation!

"Chen Ming, I'm from the same county as him, he's a cow now, I went back to my hometown last year, and I saw that the good news of the army was sent to his home, that's called a glorious ancestor!"

"The National Defense University of Science and Technology knows, the top military school in the country, Chen Ming was sent to study the year before last!"

"Back then, our group of old comrades-in-arms belonged to Chen Ming, who was a pacesetter in the war zone, and he got a soft hand with military merits, no, I heard that he has just made a first-class merit now, and he is about to be promoted to major!"

I live broadcast stewed pig food, crying for top stars

Shen Jiao helped her grandfather cook pig food at home, and started a live broadcast when she was bored, attracting a group of sand sculpture netizens to watch the whole work, and immersed herself as a pig:

"Sister, add more water, I like to eat thin food"

"Pigs eat pure natural, but I am eating cruel words about science and technology"

"Put more chili peppers, it's too light, Sichuan pigs are not happy"

A program team came to the village to shoot a variety show and find someone to cook, so Shen Jiao recommended herself.

On the first morning, she boiled a pot of pig food, because the Queen Taixiang and the actor ate it all while she went out.

Actress: It's better than a Michelin meal, are you interested in being my personal chef!

The actor is not to be outdone: come to be my private chef, and the monthly salary can be filled casually!

Netizen: Blogger, you can't stop working, without you making a live broadcast of pig food, the meal is not fragrant!

A few months later.

The sick seedlings of the Li family in Sijiu City were brought back to a village aunt and cooked pig food at home every day.

Sick seedlings with village aunts, a perfect match!

Everyone in the Li family can't wait for them to be together, the sick seedlings are infected with the virus and braids, and the inheritance is in hand!

As a result, wait, wait, the sick seedling did not die, he was with the village girl, and his health was getting better and better!

It can also pick up a flat shoulder and carry pig food ......

And the village girl in their mouth is locking the door and broadcasting live at this time~

There are constant wails outside the door.

Top actor: Jiaojiao! What about the vegetable soup you promised to make me!

Academician of Traditional Chinese Medicine: Jiaojiao! What about the list of medicinal diets you promised me!

……

[A big iron pot] live broadcast room:

"Don't put the eggplant stalk next time, prickly mouth, I don't like to eat"

"It's another day of envy of pig food"

Suddenly a strange comment came in:

"Dear, I'll send you away from those old guys, ask for a reward~"

Shen Jiao: It's cooked, why don't you come and feed the pigs for me!

Indulge her

Su Yin spent three years proving that love was a stumbling block on the road of her life, and she simply threw it away, even if she was unwilling, she was helpless.

Fu Cisheng quit. She has loved him for so long, how can she just say go! On the night of the divorce, he held her behind the door.

"Su Yin, if you beg me, I will allow you to stay!"

No more rolls! When the whole network is black, how can there be a farming fragrance

Gu Xi was killed by lightning and returned to the modern world, she chose to withdraw from the circle and return to her hometown to farm! She wants to farm land, raise chickens, ducks and geese, plant fruit forests, open up fish ponds, and raise cattle...... Just started live farming, no one watched, and it ended dismally.

When the live broadcast was started again, all kinds of cattle and horses were sneering. When selling vegetables, thirty yuan a catty?! Robbery, right?

！ was scolded as a black-hearted businessman! Netizens with the mentality of giving it a try and buying it said, this dish is really fragrant!

This dish is good after eating! Eat health, eat beauty and beauty, eat swelling and acne! They all came forward and knelt down and begged to be served!

After that, Gu Xi sold sleeping incense, mosquito repellent spray, and foot soaking medicine packs...... Sold out in a second! All of them were begged for more by netizens!

Everyone sighed, this Gu Xi is only one step away from farming from being black on the whole network to becoming popular on the whole network!

King of Directors 2000

Lee Shengyao, the youngest professor at the University of Southern California's School of Cinematic Arts, traveled back in time to two thousand years and became a group performer.

Of course, he won't be an actor, an actor is just a puppet of the director. He wants to be the master of the set and the greatest director of the new century.

I run a clinic in the United States

Zhou Qiaoben is a third-rate medical school graduate in China, his family is poor, unable to continue his studies, and he planned to find a township hospital to live after graduation, but suddenly received the inheritance of his aunt from the other side of the ocean who has not been in contact for many years - a private clinic opened at 23 Powell Street in San Francisco.

After deducting the inheritance tax and paying off various debts, I couldn't even pay my salary. The clinic is gone, but only the two little white nurse twins don't give up!

All kinds of bills are coming, and Zhou Qiao also wants to leave, so it is better to lie flat in China! borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, had a hangover for one night, didn't think about it, but rolled together with two white nurses, Zhou Qiao was shocked to find that the way he opened the clinic was wrong!

The cemetery is too expensive: I put the urn in a bank safe

The cemetery was too expensive, and Chen Chuang, who was penniless, went through the back door to store the old man's ashes in the bank safe.

A month later, it happened.

Chen Chuang made headlines that day and was sued by the bank the next day.

President: "Young man, you're a very torturer!" Lobby

manager: "I'm going to mix cement into your father's ashes and give him a lift!" Female

clerk: "Woo woo~ finally went ashore as a public examiner, and suddenly became a mausoleum keeper again?"

Faced with the impending prison disaster, Chen Chuang sneered.

Sue me?

How do you say about forcing depositors to prove that my mother is my mother?

"Save money? Twenty years later, you owe the bank $800,000. "Why don't you say a word about this!

The bank is God, and the depositor is the grandson.

The money withdrawn is the bank's, and the money left under the camera is your own.

In court, Chen Chuang turned into a lawyer madman and reopened old accounts.

It's a showdown, I'm going to teach the bank how to behave!

Write about the same humanities and write about an artist girlfriend

"What about the new book?"

"It's still in preparation."

"Is the heroine decided?!"

"Uh... Not yet.

"Then write me or not!"

"You're my girlfriend, you let me write you!?"

"I'll double the manuscript fee for you!"

"..."

"What

style of male protagonist do you want?"

After the contract marriage, Miss Shen just wanted to get rich

"Men don't have a good thing! Don't talk about broken love dogs!

"Woohoo."

Shen Qianran was lying on the bed in the middle of the night tossing and turning, wasn't it Qin Shiming that he was sick?!

After three years in prison, Shen Qianran changed her past wrongs, but she was seriously ill when she saw through the red dust, and in order to survive, she agreed to marry Qin Shiming, but why did this person always make her blush and heartbeat?

Also, what's going on with the dog scumbag Qin Sheng posting it from time to time!

Confession? Love her?

Thank you for the invitation, belated affection is cheaper than grass!

China Entertainment stands out

Wake up in the age of entertainment to death. At the beginning, Zhou Yutang just wanted to get ahead in this circle of drunken gold fans.

Later, I wanted to bloom a flower in my heart, so that people would not be lonely and barren in life.