Even if you become a zombie, you have to rot
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If someone asks what Chi Xiaoxian's ideal is.
He will definitely say, you can see by looking at my name, my ideal is to live a rotten life.
Then the world changed, and he unfortunately became a zombie.
When watching a large wave of zombies rushing towards humans, Chi Xiao lay down lazily.
The word lying corpse is simply tailor-made for him.
Until one day, he met Fang Yue in the woods.
One person and one zombie, staring at each other with big eyes.
Fang Yue flicked the crowbar in his hand, and was thinking that it would be better to smash it from that angle, but he heard the zombie say hello to him.
Chi Xiaoxian wiped the mud on his face, and his eyes were extremely clear: "Classmate, do you remember me?"
Fang Yue's face was calm, and his heart was turbulent.
Chi Xiaoxian smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I won't eat you." But can you carry me up the tree?
"It's cool in the trees, and I want to sleep for a while, but my limbs are not flexible enough to climb up."
Fang Yue: "??? -
After a long time, a heroic legend circulated in the world that had regained peace.
- There is a very strong guy who led the human defense team to defeat the zombies, but refused any recognition, which is very mysterious.
A reporter spent a lot of money to find out where Mr. Chi lived, supposedly with a young but academically accomplished university professor.
He tried to catch a glimpse of the hero, but all he saw was a salted fish stuck in the couch.
Chi Xiaoxian yawned and said, "I'm a little tired after watching two movies today, why don't you come back tomorrow?" Reporter
: What about the tough human beings?? Are you looking for the wrong person?!
After confirming the address repeatedly, the reporter came again the next day and continued the interview: "May I ask what is your strongest ability?"
Chi Xiaoxian snuggled up on the sofa and drank a drink, thinking seriously.
“…… Lying still all the time? [
Open-minded and rotten little zombie pool Xiaoxian (received) X biological genius volume Wang Fangyue (attack)]
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Lin Yu penetrated the Tanmei dog blood text that the boss forced to love the little star, and when he opened his eyes, the boss's body was pressing down.
Wait, how does he look exactly like his rich second hair???
At the last moment, Chu Yi braked the car in a thrilling way, and did not make a big mistake.
Looking at the undressed person under him, he was stunned: "...... What am I doing?!
Lin Yu put on a mask of pain: "You put on pants first-"
Looking at the big red happy word, the two spoke at the same time in embarrassment.
Lin Yu: "I'm going to get a divorce tomorrow."
Chu Yi: "Have you made do with it?"
Lin Yu cast an incredulous gaze at him.
Chu Yi: "When you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign country, it is not easy to have a care in another world. Don't think about it, I'm steel, iron, straight.
Lin Yu was indifferent: "You dare to bend one and try it." The
two decided to stay for half a year, adapt to the new environment and leave.
As a result, within two days of the wedding, Lin Yu found that something was not right.
He was bitten by a mosquito on the neck, Chu Yi stared at Hongyin'er and muttered, "You made it too hard last night, you will be on the show later......"
Lin Yu: ?
What do you do, you get ruthless? You removed my mosquito net??
He caught a cold and fever while filming by the river, and Chu Yi's expression was heartbroken: "Next time, don't mess around in the wild, your body is too weak."
Lin Yu: ?
What are you messing with? You pushed me out of the river??
Later, he learned that there was a bug in Chu Yi's brain after wearing the book. In some scenes, the plot of the book will be confused with reality.
Lin Yu raised his forehead: "I'm not your real wife, you should be sober." Chu Yi in the
bug: "Hmph, you dare to talk to me like this, it seems that I didn't convince you last night."
Lin Yu: ......
See a doctor now, immediately, immediately!
The high-end medical technology has finally cured Chu Yi's illness and he will no longer talk nonsense.
Until a dinner party, Lin Yu was harassed by a famous director. Chu Yi grabbed the other party's collar and dragged the person to the edge of the pool, kicked it down, and said fiercely: "He is my person, you dare to touch it?"
Lin Yu: ?
How does this sound weird......
Lin Yu suddenly became vigilant, "Are you sick again?"
Chu Yi stood up: "...... No, that's all right.
"But I've made a new one."
Lin Yu: ?
Chu Yi: "I made a disease that completely bent you QAQ"
Lin Yu: ???
"Wife, we've been friends for so many years, is it okay if we don't get married?"
Chu Yi glanced at the calendar nervously.
Today's day was circled, and it was the day they agreed to divorce.
(The cold acting star was attacked by the president of the X small sun sand sculpture)
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