How far can a liter of gas go? I was so angry that I didn't run

How far can a liter of gas go? I was so angry that I didn't run

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Zhang Yang woke up and found himself participating in a reality show called "All-Career Superstar", and his first career was as a ride-hailing driver. Female passenger: "Master, how far can your car run in one liter?" Zhang Yang: "I'm angry and don't run away." Female passenger: "My boyfriend for my first kiss has been looking for me, am I too attractive?" Zhang Yang: "First kiss? Always looking for you? Dentures falling out of your mouth? Female passenger: "Master, every time I break up, the last hug makes my heart hurt." Zhang Yang: "Heartache? Silicone bursting? Male passenger: "Master, why am I ugly and poor, and worthless?" Zhang Yang: "When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, at least your judgment is still right." Male passenger: "Master, why are people so rolly now, obviously very good, but still working so hard?" Zhang Yang: "Since people who are better than you are still working hard, then what's the use of your efforts, it's rotten." ”……

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