Live Consultation All Social Death!
After following the master to solve 9,999 tricky and incurable diseases, the goddess doctor Bai Mustard, who is well-known in another world, has come back, and his current identity is a rookie Chinese medicine doctor who can do some medical skills.
Helping netizens consult through the live broadcast of the network cable is a third-rate Chinese medicine doctor who is swaggering and deceiving in the eyes of some people.
However, this "swaggering third-rate Chinese medicine doctor" suddenly became popular in the entertainment created by the Green River platform to a health variety show.
The audience is not here to learn health knowledge, nor is it to come to see the big beauty doctor who sits in for a consultation.
They...... I came to watch the play and eat melons.
To create a pure milk dog single person set up a male idol vein.
Bai Mustard: "My body is a little weak, don't make love with your girlfriend recently." The
male idol flatly denied: "I'm single and don't have a girlfriend."
Bai Mustard smiled firmly: "You have, you are still together at 6 o'clock this morning, twice." The
male idol broke out in a cold sweat: "......"
to the celebrity Internet celebrity who is famous for showing off her wealth.
White mustard: "Don't eat poisonous bird's nest anymore." Celebrity
: "Nonsense, the instant bird's nest I eat is our own brand of 6S faucet Tianzhan!" White
mustard: "Your bird's nest has excessive harmful substances, and there will be a risk of cancer if you eat it again." The
celebrity's face was pale: "......"
gave the middle-aged actor who cheated on his ex-wife after becoming a hit.
White mustard: "Smoking less is not good for your asthenospermia." The
actor was furious: "Who do you say is weak, our two children are almost ten years old."
Bai Mustard raised his eyebrows and pondered: "No, you were born with severe weak sperm and have not been treated, so it is impossible to have children." The
actor's face turned from white to black and then to green.
At first, netizens thought that Bai Mustard was working hard to create the effect of the show.
Not long after the show was broadcast, four girls came out to tear male idols, the warehouse of the celebrity was seized by the relevant departments, and the middle-aged actor took the two children to do DNA testing ......
Netizens: ...... I have never seen such a social death consultation scene, and the news of Chinese medicine is more exciting than entertainment.
They didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and the celebrities and superstars in the Aite circle went to Bai Mustard to call the vein.
The celebrity superstars who were Aite fell into silence en masse.
I didn't dare to go, and I didn't dare not go.
Pre-reading tips:
(1): The inspiration of the stalk comes from the social death experience of the majority of netizens when they watch traditional Chinese medicine.
(2): In order to ensure the interest and readability of the story, there will be a certain degree of myth about the heroine's ability, the full text is empty, the private setting is like a mountain of nonsense, there are non-realistic settings and plots, for the sake of everyone's blood pressure and IQ, I don't want to be created and readers of related majors are cautious.
(3): Non-serious medical related articles, mainly to write stalks, in reality, everyone must not take it seriously, and you must go to a regular hospital to see a doctor.
(4): The full text is fictional, do not bring in real people and events.
———————————————————————— Next door pre-received "Hidden in the Snow for a Year and a Half, Thousands of Side Hustles" for collection~
Dressed as a female star hidden in the snow, Guan Wei sighed, her comeback is far away, and her days are precarious.
If she wants to survive, she can't sit still, her
main business can't get a job, so she can only temporarily find a temporary job and develop a side job part-time.
Part-time one, delivering sows, 500 in the account;
part-time two, go to the construction site to cook a big pot of rice, and earn 400;
Part-time three, part-time mortuary, 500;
Part-time four, step on the sewing machine in the factory, and earn 800;
Part-time five, help people write sacrificial texts, and enter 1000;
Part-time six, tied up the sacrificial paper villa, 1200;
Part-time seven, a cleaner at the scene of the murder, with an account of 1,500 ......
It's not that peers don't work hard, it's just that Guan Wei is too competitive, and he accidentally made a small achievement of 100 million points in his part-time job.
Cooking a big pot of rice has become a top private chef, and a dish is worth 20,000 yuan;
When he was a part-time mortuary, he found that the deceased died unnaturally and assisted the police in arresting the murderer and received a reward of 50,000 yuan;
stepped on the sewing machine and became the world's top designer, a dress celebrities and wealthy people threw millions to order;
From the beginning of the paper-binding person, her intangible cultural heritage paper-binding works won international awards, with an auction price of 1 million;
wrote a sacrificial essay to practice his hands, and then wrote a best-selling book out, with a copyright income of 8 million ......
After a year and a half, the brokerage company finally remembered that there was still a person about Wei and arranged a random notice for her.
At this time, the fans who have followed Guan for more than a year were collectively dumbfounded: ???
It turns out that Guan Wei is actually a star, dare to love your main job is nameless, and your side hustle is world-famous?
