I'm going to play you if I'm angry again!
[The text has ended]
Yan Zhen penetrated into a heartthrob novel and became the cannon fodder brother of the heartthrob protagonist.
Not long after he arrived, his mother begged him with tears in her eyes: "Xiao Zhe, your brother is not in good health, can you go and make a happy ...... for Mr. Bai for your brother"
Yan Zhe was stunned on the spot, heartbroken, and crying.
Looking at his mother's stunned and guilty eyes but not saying a word, he turned around sadly, covered his mouth that endured laughter until he cramped, and couldn't wait to play a song "Good Luck Coming" on the street~
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Baijian Sect: The boss of Rongcheng, the biggest villain in the book, with disabled legs, gloomy temperament, and a lot of money, time is short, and the buff is complete.
As long as he survives Baijian Sect, Yan Zhe can be a happy little widow and live a happy life of wealth freedom and unfettered.
Before and after getting married, Yan Zhe thought that he had always behaved well-behaved and obedient, sweet and soft and sticky-
Finally survived until the day when Bai Jianzong died of illness in the original text, he took out the tears that had been brewing for a long time, and cried in the arms of the other party: "Husband, husband, how can I live without you!" Wait
! Why did he seem to hear a heartbeat?
As soon as he raised his head, Yan Zhen met a pair of faint eyes.
"......" Yan Zhi instantly switched to crying with joy, "I thought you were dead, and I was ready to be widowed for you for a hundred years, I will never marry again in this life, I will be your person in life, and I will be your ghost in death......"
Bai Jian Zong: Pretend, you continue to pretend.
Yan Zhi burst into tears: Husband, husband, how can I live without your inheritance!
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It is rumored that the White Stream Sect has a tyrannical temperament due to the disability of his legs, and even has a special habit that no one knows, and everyone is waiting to see Yan Zhe's jokes.
Half a year has passed, and a year has passed...... Yan Zhe not only lives well, but also lives more and more moisturized.
Some people even witnessed that when Baijian Sect was furious because of business, Yan Zhe dared to spread wildness on his head: "Why are you looking at him?
"Does he look good with me? Have my legs long? Have my ass warped!?
"He's just taking advantage of you! If you like him, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish, kill your children, and spend your inheritance to raise a house of little white faces to jump in front of your last photo!
Bai Jian Sect only noticed one sentence: "I haven't touched you."
Yan Zhe: "The child is not yours."
Bai Jian Sect stared at him gloomily.
Yan Zhe said shyly: "The child has a lot of fathers, hot pot, barbecue, desserts...... Oh, and the seafood dinner you just ordered for me.
Bai Jian Zong: "......"
Yan Zhe looked sympathetic: "Bai Jian Zong, are you in a wheelchair and your brain has withered, how can I have a child?"
The dizzy Bai Jian Sect directly snapped the door shut: "Come!" If you can't conceive, don't leave this room from now on!
Yan Zhe grabbed the door and struggled to death: "This is the door of the office!" ”
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Bai Jian Sect is in a high position, and everyone has deep plans against him, hoping that he will die early. He thought that he should stay in the Infernal Purgatory and slowly decay and decay until Yan Zhi appeared...... Angry him back into the world.
#每天都在反派的雷点上蹦迪#
#喜欢你, but never used to you#
ps:
1. It's not a child's text, the attack in the copywriting is just being angry to the point of daily dementia.
2. The leg of the attack will be good in the later stage, double C, Xiao Tianwen of two-way healing, the background of the story is slightly suspenseful, please see the first chapter for more details.
Pre-receive "Old Farm", you can collect what you like:
1
As an emperor, Yu Huai received an invitation to the open beta of the game "Old Farm".
[Tips: This game cannot be offline before clearing the customs, and you need to achieve full collection, full achievements, and full NPC favorability to clear the customs.]
So Yu Huai left behind the 996 in reality and burst out 007 in "Old Farm".
It's just that the game is set in a post-apocalyptic world with scarce resources, a mushroom forest taller than a tree, a swamp full of tentacles and poisonous frogs, and a valley ......
where giant centipedes fly in the sky [Please select your farm location].
Yu Huai: ...... If you want me to die, where do you need so many twists and turns, I'll jump into the sea -
[Congratulations, you successfully caught a mermaid, quality: rare in the world]
[Mermaid trait 1: Pearls fall when you cry.]
[Mermaid trait 2: I will cry when my heart is broken by love.] Yu Huai,
who was held in the arms of a beautiful mermaid: It's not like this B game can't be played for a while.
2.
The quickest way to increase NPC favorability is to give gifts, Yu Huai looks at the impoverished farm, and is well versed in the resource cycle of survival games.
He gave the colorful scales of the mermaid to the poet who came from afar.
Put the poet's love letter to himself in the neighbor's mailbox.
Give the rare seeds that your neighbor has given you to the caravan owner with a fox's tail ......
Until the day when all NPCs reached 99, Yu Huai's European Emperor physique overturned.
Every NPC he has visited has met on the farm, and they are very familiar with the love tokens that they regard as treasures to each other: "This is the gift I gave to Ah Huai in the first place......"
Yu Huai said calmly: "You listen to me cunning... Interpretation! Forget
it, just carry it straight into the crematorium.
The pretty mermaid wrenched his body with her tail, and clear tears slid down her cheeks: "You can only be mine."
Five minutes passed, ten minutes passed...... The crying mermaid covered the ground with pearls: "Why can you watch me cry indifferently?" You don't love me at all—"
[System: Mermaid Opinion -1......].
Yu Huai said: "Because the way you cried just now was so beautiful, it just pierced my heart." The
mermaid shyly bloomed its scales: You love me so much, and I want to love you too.
Yu Huai was shocked: The others are still there!!
However, the NPCs behind him melted in an instant, condensing into a huge black-purple octopus -
octopus legs covered with suction cups caressed his skin from all directions, and the intimate voice was dyed with a strange resonance: "Each of our legs wants to love you." #全靠一张嘴才没被抬进火葬场
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ps:
1. All NPCs of the copywriter are attacking, attacking slices but not fine, and the character and character are all attacked.
2. Unorthodox farm text, unorthodox Cthulhu worldview, attacking is an ancient god who coexists with simplicity and evil, a big octopus on the body, and the ultimate love brain.
