[Genshin Impact] is scrap but overly lucky
Daily update, if you don't update it, you haven't finished writing QAQ,
you can take a look at the pre-collection~
"[Genshin Impact] Give All Beautiful Boys a Home" as its name suggests (open this book in January~)
"[Crashing Iron] Do You Have Hidden Powers" Former Pleasure Order × Danheng
"Why hasn't Dazai confessed" bking×Dazai
"When he didn't have a vision, he made a fuss about Liyue's chickens and dogs.
Wouldn't it be a ramp to Tiva if you have the Vision? The
goal is to challenge all the strong men of Teyvat, point the sword at the seven gods, and break through the heavenly principles!!
"Zhongli, when the time comes, you will be the old father of the strongest man in the world!"
Zhongli put down the teacup and sighed helplessly.
The child is ...... in the second stage of
secondary school Zhong Li, who had obtained the Vision of God, thought about it for a day, and really couldn't figure out why he had this thing for him, at most, he had a dream of conquering Teyvat at night, and the next day he obtained the Vision of God.
Zhong Li: Is this a revelation of fate?
Xiao Don't Overdo It: I don't know.
Zhong Li: That's right, this is fate! I am destined to be the strongest man hahahahahahaha
Xiao: ......
So Zhong Carp began to challenge (×√) the powerhouses
of various countries [Fragment 1]
"Master Diluc, please do your best!"
Diluc (cat-faced): "...... I will.
"Flame ......"
Zhong Li held his sword in front of him, and the wind elemental quickly gathered at the tip of the sword.
"Burn it!"
The big flaming bird came with a blazing flame.
"Whew!" Zhong Carp was suddenly blown out by the round thing.
"Why is there a grass slime here—"
He flew up, but the grass slime was burned.
"Wait, I can't control my sword!" The sword that gathered the wind elemental carried him around in the air, and Diluc's gaze followed him before ......
"Master Diluc is overboard!!"
Diluc, who was shoveled into the river by his sword: "......"
[Fragment 2]
Black clouds are pouring, and the wind is fierce.
On a cliff in the Lonely Cloud Pavilion.
Zhong Carp confronts Hu Tao, who is holding Goma, with a sword.
"I can't imagine that my friends for many years want to fight each other with swords......"
"Hu Tao, I don't want to ...... But the strongest is destined to be lonely! The
wind elemental converged on the tip of the sword, and the cyan shimmer fluttered like fireflies under the dark sky and huge waves. Hu Tao gathered a flame and tried to strike when he shook forward, but was doused by a wave of sea.
Hu Tao squinted: "Can you use the Vision of the Wind God to use a one-handed sword as a staff to summon such a huge wave?" He is a good friend of the head of the hall.
"Huh? Was this what I convened? Zhong Carp coughed after a short pause, "That's right, this is my strength!"
Chongyun: "Anyway...... There are too many slots.
Xingqiu said strangely: "But why is the wave behind them so big?" Xiangling pondered: "It's
like a tsunami...... The
three of them were silent, and then shouted to the two people on the cliff:
"Hey! You two-"
"Run-"
"It's a tsunami-"
[Fragment 3]
"The desert is Cyno's home turf."
"Why is it thundering in the desert!!"
"Fortunately, Cyno is the Thunder Vision, and that terrifying thunder just fainted."
[Fragment 4]
"Ahhh
"Linny!"
Zhong Li held his sword and said strangely: "It suddenly rained so much, I couldn't open my eyes...... Is anyone in emo?
"Well, but it's good that I'm going to spread."
[Excerpt 5]
"No, who are you? Why are you chasing me all the time—" Zhong Carp stumbled on his left foot and fell to the ground with his right foot.
The balladeer looked down and scoffed, "You idiot, you haven't changed at all.
"But......"
Thunder flashed in the air.
"How dare you forget your agreement with me."
Every wind man you know has a thunder friend.
ps:
1.Zhong carp itself is very wasteful, but the golden finger is thicker
2.The whole living text, don't study
it in detail 3.CP is a straggler, and the arrogant will never retreat from the environment!
4. Actually, it's a group pet, I didn't expect it (×)
5. This article is also known as "About me being too lucky and others are too unlucky"
Pre-collection "[Genshin Impact] Give All Beautiful Boys a Home" As the name
suggests This is an article
made by XP I want to give all beautiful boys a home!
Shikanoin Heizou:
Detective ×
Strange Thief "Where did you go after last night's banquet? Please answer truthfully, Mr. Manny.
"I was a little drunk, so I went back to my room to rest. What, are you doubting me? Detective.
"Oh yes~ it's not a suspicion," the young man bent his eyes, lining the two moles under his eyes even more confusing, "I'll catch you." Cyno
:
Earthy love words× cold jokes
"I am the fire type, you are the thunder type, we are the heaven and the earth are the fire!"
The staff of red sand poked into the wall, blocking Ah Wu's way, and he stiffened and turned his head.
Cyno slammed a one-handed hammer into the wall on the other side, imprisoning him completely.
Ah Wu looked at the crack in the wall next to his ear and swallowed: "Cyno...... What are you doing?
Cyno said solemnly: "From now on, your love words can only be said to me." ”
“…… Ha?! "Are you out of the blue?
Chongyun:
Hot big brother× innocent demon
slayer Blue hair and blue eyes, clear like a boy of ice and snow.
casually walked up to him and slapped him in the face with ice cream, throwing down thunder as usual: "Do you want to eat this first, or eat me first?" The
snow boy turned into a braised snow boy: "Ruan, Mr. Ruan Hua!" The words of
reprimand could not be spoken, and he could only stumble and call his name.
Ruan Hua: Ah...... Is the ice cream going to be scalded?
Linny:
Great Painter× Great Magician
The painter hugged the quilt and looked at the young man with beautiful purple eyes lying beside him, and said with a little embarrassment, "Actually...... What I like is your sister and brother. The
young man showed a sad expression: "So you don't want to be responsible?" Painter:
"...... I'll take care of it. Tighnari
:
Unreliable Ranger Senior× Straightforward and Steady Ranger Junior
"Senior, don't eat mushrooms in the wild!"
"Don't let others eat indiscriminately!"
Balladeer:
Cold-faced cool brother× tsundere cat
Wendy:
Prodigal son× prodigal son, see who is tempted
first I want to write some "I treat you as a brother/rival but you want to ......" plot hehe
Other beautiful boys think of adding more, and it may also change
Before the pre-collection of "[Broken Iron] Do You Have Hidden Powers", the joy order made × Danheng
The former pleasure envoy, the current train crew amnesia and nameless guest
The protagonist fell in love with Dan Heng who saved him at first sight, and he was crazy
at him every day Such as: Dan Heng snacks, let me take a sip! (Hungry wolf pounces)
actually came to me on purpose, hum, you are seducing me, man, you succeeded hehehe~
Just Danheng who was passing by: ......
Discover that Danheng is the queen of the dragon:
dragon horns! It's Dragon's Horn! Lick
my tail! There are even tails! I'm going to-
Pioneer: Mom, there's a pervert!
March 7 patted her on the shoulder and comforted: Just get used to it.
The protagonist thinks that the ordinary and happy daily life of the train crew will go on forever, until he meets Sambo
Sambo is excited and happy: idol! You're my idol -
Protagonist: Are we acquainted? You let me go, let go!
Danheng (Dead Fisheye): ...... Then I'll go
first! The relationship with Danheng is in danger!
Danheng, listen to my explanation! Not what you think!
ps:
1. Dan Heng dislikes the protagonist on the surface, but in fact, he takes care of it very much (including not only eating and drinking) and sleeps together, and carries a lot of the protagonist's favorite chocolates with him. So it's actually a two-way street!
2. This is a big gamble, Sambo is happy over there, I'll open it, if not, then I'll open it later (crying)
Pre-receive "Why Dazai Doesn't Confess" bking× Dazai
Ling, who has a super dangerous-level ability [Honkai], was wrapped in a black bandage on the first day he came to Radium Street.
"A well-dressed young master like you shouldn't come here~" The weird slimy tone.
"Little master?" Ling stared at him with golden pupils.
Someone's temperament is also incompatible with the ruined place.
"Who is the little master?"
The dreamy cute creature beside him made a voice of approval: "Fu~"
The former owner of the Demon Eye of Straight Death, the group pet of Chaldea, and now one of the five cadres of the port Mafia, Ling.
He loved the coward covered in bandages.
"Wait, you like Dazai?!"
Ling said as a matter of course, "Is there any problem?"
"Uh...... So do you want to confess? I mean let him know what you have in mind or something.
Ling's golden eyes were full of doubts: "Why did I confess first, instead of him coming to show my heart to me?"
Atsushi Nakajima looked at someone who was slumped on the sofa worriedly: "Mr. Dazai, I saw you and Mr. Ling kissing yesterday...... ...... dear"
"Huh?" Osamu Dazai sat up and took off his headphones in surprise, "Did Atsushi see that?" Ahh......h
So Are Mr. Dazai and Mr. Ling lovers?
"Of course not~"
"Huh-" What kind of scumbag is this!
Dazai ignored him anymore and waved him away, muttering to him back to the couch.
"Ling hasn't confessed to me yet!"
"When the hell are you going to make me wait until ......"
is the emotional pull with Dazai! It's probably a secret comparison of "I like you and I know you like me, but I just don't say it, I must let you say it first", as if whoever says it first loses! It's a bipolar crush (or open love)!