Is Zhongli's little padded jacket leaking today [Genshin Impact]

Is Zhongli's little padded jacket leaking today [Genshin Impact]

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[Pre-receive "[Genshin Impact] is broken, let me draw a real straggler", click into the column, more surprises! ] Xiao picked up a golden egg, and after his patient hatching, a small golden dragon emerged from under the eggshell. Xiao: The smile fades away. Knocking on the emperor's door overnight, Xiao presented the little golden dragon and the eggshell with both hands: "Emperor, this is the egg you left outside." Zhongli: "......?" "I got up and saw that I had an extra cub. Later, under the careful care of the Emperor of the Rock and the immortals, Xiao Jinlong finally said the first word: "Dad". But it's against Xiao. Under the emperor's puzzled gaze, Xiao was drenched in cold sweat. Emperor, listen to my explanation! * Emperor Zhongli of the Rock King has three fears. One is wear, the second is aquaculture, and the third is his daughter. The daughter-in-law Zhong Liyue, when he was only a calf-high cub, would not only steal the hammer mining of the floating house, but also rob Xiao's and Pu Kite spearfish, so that they could only temporarily find branches and stones to fight. She was even able to blow up the immortal's cave mansion in the Absolute Clouds, so that the immortals in the mansion came to him every day to complain. On the first day of the Mondstadt Wind Flower Festival, the cub blew up the Aeola statue, and after the Windflower Festival, they tricked the Anemo God's family into Liyue. When Zhongli was about to explain to the wind god next door, the number one persecutor, the wind god, took the initiative to come to the door with a gift and begged for abduction. Zhongli: It's hard to judge. After going to Sumeru as an exchange student, the cub learned that the grass god was imprisoned by the Sumeru Akademiya, and instigated the thunder god next door to rush to Sumeru overnight and slash the Akademiya with no thought, resulting in chaos up and down Sumeru. Cub: Hidden merit and fame. One day, the cub came back mysteriously: "Dad, I'll give you a good thing." As he spoke, he took out two divine hearts from his bosom. Zhongli: "......" Cub: "Dad, when I get the remaining four, we will overturn Sky Island and turn over to be the master!" Zhongli, who just wants to retire and fish: Good boy, thank you. His little padded jacket looked like it had cut corners, swishing and leaking. Zhongli began to wonder if Tianli saw him too idle, so he sent such a spy to torture him. * Until later, Tianli wanted to erase the existence of cubs. Led by Zhongli, from the Liyue Immortals to the Teyvat Gods, they all raised the banner of rebellion against the Heavenly Principles. Zhongli: Anyone who wants to touch his daughter must bear his wrath. PS: Karma and wear and tear are epicly weakened, the Five Yaksha survives, Ruota sleeps, the timeline is before the arrival of the traveler, and the family and friendship are long. PPS: The cover is the copyright image of the purchase, so there is a probability of hitting the cover. —————— Pre-receive "[Genshin Impact] is broken, let me draw the real stragglers" Copywriting: On the night of Lin Miaomiao's live broadcast of the card drawing, nine wanderers came out of ten in a row. Lin Miaomiao: ...... Short-lived? A fan of someone:!!? Then there was a "rattle" and her computer burned. Before she had time to feel sorry for the computer, Lin Miao was shocked to find that there was one more person in the family!? It's broken, it's a real person! It's not a light purple white scatter, nor a cyan blue wanderer, but a dark purple Fatui executive - the Skirmishers. When Lin Miaomiao was choked by the neck of this irascible executive, Lin Miaomiao: It's over, I'm really dying. * Since Genshin Impact's second creation will really kill people, Lin Miaomiao is afraid that this bad-tempered executive will go berserk, and has never dared to touch anything about Genshin Impact again, so the game streamer plans to change careers. When she chose to be a singing anchor. Balladeer: "I don't deny that your voice is indeed pleasant, but the tone of your singing is sure you're not playing a female ghost?" When she chose to be an actress. Balladeer: "You need to have a clear understanding of your own strength, and you can't fool me with my acting skills, but I still want to deceive others?" When she chose to be a substitute teacher. Balladeer: Huh? Just what you know? Lin Miaomiao: Tired, let's destroy! * It wasn't until later that Lin Miaomiao met COS's own straggler ...... at a COS exhibition The Balladeer even has his own Genshin Impact account. On the day of the Wanderer's reproduction, the Balladeer confidently took the three hundred he had saved down the pool. A few minutes later, the Balladeer saw the Zero Life Wanderer on his account and fell into deep thought. * On the day of Wanye's reproduction, Lin Miaomiao's live broadcast hit her soul and shouted: "Wanye, he is so gentle and I love him!" Then there was a "rattle" and the computer was gone. Dream back to the day of ten consecutive nine golds. The boy pressed her against the wall: "Like gentle? Lin Miaomiao: "No, no, I like the ...... I owe" Balladeer: "Heh, yes, that's as you wish." ”

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