I'm famous all over the world by opening a medical clinic
Recommended pre-collection: It's a showdown, my zoo employees are all monsters, and there are antiques breaking the news
to me every day Copywriting for this article:
After Bai Su came back from Yaowang Valley, he resigned and returned to his hometown to inherit his grandfather's small medical hall.
The small hospital is old, dilapidated and has no business, and still owes a lot of foreign debts.
In order to repay his debts, Bai Su could only reopen his business and sell various stickers with exclusive formulas of three-dog patches, dampness removal patches, and pain-relieving patches.
The residents of the small town passing by were unimpressed, plasters were everywhere, and the price was cheap, who would want to come here to buy a dog skin plaster for a hundred yuan?
After a while, they were really fragrant:
"Since using the rheumatism painkiller patch from Baijia Medical Center, I have never had a problem with my leg pain."
"Since drinking the medicine of the Bai Family Medical Center, I have never had asthma for decades."
"My daughter-in-law, who has been infertile for many years, has taken several pairs of her medicine, and now she is about to give birth!"
Everyone passed on ten, ten passed on hundreds, and there was a long queue at the door of the medical hall every day before dawn, and countless bigwigs from all walks of life came to the door to seek treatment, and people from other countries came to the door to seek treatment.
White Su: ...... Want to see a doctor? Please queue up.
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3. The relevant information comes from the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, Typhoid Theory, Ni Haixia's classic prescriptions, Internet popular science, etc., if there is any omission in the text, please check this article.
4. Turnip greens have their own loves, and they don't like to order X directly.
Recommended pre-collection: It's a showdown, my zoo employees are all monsters
It is said that a mountain and sea zoo has opened in the suburbs of the south of the city, and the zoo has issued five prohibitions:
1. It is forbidden to make wishes to animals.
2. It is forbidden to accede to any request from the animal.
3. It is forbidden to swagger in front of animals.
4. It is forbidden to provoke and look directly into the eyes of the animal.
5. It is forbidden to enter the zoo after 5 p.m.
Tourist A, who brought hundreds of pounds of anti-bones, did not believe in evil, and wanted to run to the pure white fox and make a wish: "I wish to have a child!"
A month later, the tourist, who had been infertile for many years, became pregnant with multiple births.
Tourist B didn't listen to the persuasion, and had to look directly at the provocative hairy spirit monkey, and was spit on his head.
A month later, the bald tourist grew a full head of hair.
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Song Zhi, the director of the zoo, thought that everyone would be frightened, but after a while:
Outside the big fox activity area, there were long queues of tourists, and many Internet celebrities prayed sincerely: "Please bless me to win the new drama and step into the top line."
Outside the activity area of the hairy monkey, there are full of plaid shirt programmers, and sneaky top actors are mixed in: "Monkey, please spit."
……
The originally dilapidated Shanhai Zoo has become a popular Internet celebrity check-in place, and netizens from all over the world have flocked to make wishes and beg for children, and some people are even wearing ventilators and lying on hospital beds to be pushed to make wishes.
Song Zhi looked at the strange beasts who changed into human shapes, nested on the sofa and picked their feet, swiped their mobile phones, ate and drank, who would have thought that this group of big men who picked their feet were monsters who could make people's wishes come true. —————— Pre-receipt 2: There are antiques breaking the news
to me every day Since Jiang Xi inherited an old antique shop, she has two more secrets:
1. I can hear the voice of antiques.
2. Obtained an antique illustrated book that needs to be filled.
In order to fill the antique illustrated book, Jiangxi began to search for antique artifacts everywhere.
in the antique market.
The boss secretly handed a bronze small wine bottle to Jiang Xi to see, "Boss, look, this is Shang Zhou's ......"
The small wine bottle rolled his eyes: "That's right, I was from last week!" The humble lump next to it was more than two hundred years old.
Jiang Xi smiled and stroked it, and then took it home with the wooden lump.
In the live broadcast of Jianbao.
A nouveau riche took out a piece of well-preserved makeup satin that he bought with a lot of money for Jiangxi to appreciate, "It is said that this is Kangxi's face towel, and there is a smell of ambergris ......"
This piece of makeup satin is full of disgust: "The hammer's face towel, Lao Tzu is obviously the old eunuch's cheek cloth, and the gray piece that you dislike and didn't buy is Yongzhengye's hand towel."
Jiang Xi's face was full of disgust and wanted to vomit, but he still endured his nausea and bought it and asked where to go for the hand towel.
In the national treasure appreciation program.
A star took out his family's ancestral jade pillow for identification, "Legend has it that this is the pillow that Wu Zetian used when he was not married, and asked the teacher to help identify it."
The jade pillow scolded softly and irritablely: "Knowing that I am the noble pillow used by Wu Zetian, you still let me watch you cheat, gather yinhui, and suck du every day, bad luck!"
Jiang Xi silently reported and learned the whereabouts of her good sister Golden Mandarin Duck Pillow from the jade pillow.
……
After that, Jiang Xi relied on being able to understand the voice of antiques, knew more antique places, and worked hard to recover the disappeared antique cultural toys one by one.
Later, her antique shop became the museum with the most complete collection of cultural relics.
Pre-collection 3: After retiring from the circle, I got rich by live broadcast to catch the sea == Live broadcast to catch the sea, I became the richest man in a leap!
The eighteenth-tier star Ye Yu was blackened out of the circle because she did not cooperate with the unspoken rules, and she was burdened with tens of millions of liquidated damages. Just when she was desperate,
she coincidentally inherited a mysterious island, the island is vast, the sea is blue and clear, and the products are rich.
In order to live, she turned on online live broadcasting.
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, black fans quickly poured into Ye Yu's live broadcast room and sneered: Hi Da Puben! The bad artist Ye Yu was downcast and went to the live broadcast to catch up with the sea to make a living!
On the first day of the live broadcast, Ye Yu dug up hundreds of catties of oysters in the reef area and hung them in small yellow cars for sale, each of which was big and plump, and the juice was fat.
Black powder: Hahaha laughed at me, now that the sea water is so polluted, who would dare to buy your seafood? It's still so expensive, what about taking people for fools? Do you want us to donate a dime to you to see your brain?
Ye Yu glanced at the little yellow car that was empty in seconds, she had easily collected more than 10,000 a day.
On the second day of the live broadcast, Ye Yu picked up hundreds of live green dragons in the reef area and hung them on the small yellow car, which was empty in seconds as soon as they were put on the shelves, and the net profit easily exceeded 100,000.
Black Powder: Sold short again? Who is so afraid of death and dares to buy contaminated seafood?
Ye Yu glanced at the background buyer information, he is your favorite top actor and popular flower.
On the tenth day of the live broadcast, Ye Yu swam into the shallow sea coral bushes and picked up hundreds of abalone that were more than three catties single and hung on a small yellow car, each with a price of 10,000 yuan, and it was empty again in an instant.
Looking at the empty little yellow car, the black powder has become numb: ...... Is it really that delicious?
Popular top performers, rich women: no pollution! No additives! All natural! Super delicious!
A month later, the seafood in the live broadcast room was robbed crazy every time it came out, and
the local tyrant fans cried: I didn't grab it! Let's make another copy! I'll add money!
The family, the old club, and the black fans wailed and begged for reconciliation: We were wrong, let's buy one.
Later, Ye Yu made a lot of money by live broadcasting and became the richest man in the world.
Later, Ye Yu's clear island slowly expanded outwards and became the world's ocean guardian ambassador.