I run a farm in the rules weird talk

I run a farm in the rules weird talk

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After graduating from university, Wang Qing, who couldn't find a job, chose to return to the countryside to open a farm. Although, the farm is raised with five or six eyeballs and seven or eight hands of mutated new species, although the farm is so poor that it can't afford to replace new water pipes, all that flows out of the bath is blood-red rusty water, and there are rats squeaking and scratching the door in the closet in the middle of the night; Although, the employees who come to the farm for internship always disappear and leave one after another because they can't stand the harsh environment of the farm; But Wang Qing firmly believes that as long as he works hard, he will be able to build the farm into a sound and impressive one! So, Wang Qing began to shuttle between different rules and strange talks, well, this dog is good, put it on the farm to guard the door. Onlookers: Ahhhh Well, this chef cooks quite deliciously, and hires him to be a chef in the canteen. Onlookers: Ahhhh A top boss of resurrection-level weird stories! Huh? What is it? New species? Catch it back and raise it! Onlookers: The "God of Flesh and Blood" has been reduced to slavery, is this a distortion of human nature, or a degradation of deceit? !

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[Program Notice: Because the logic of the original book is too brutal, it is now matched with the repair plan of "Collapse Character Design" - the character design in the book is broken, and if you get enough "Honkai Value", you can exchange prop skills in the mall and change the tragic ending! ] 】 Collapse

character design?

Ning Xiaoyu sneered: Okay, if you want to play, play big!

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Waste she's crazy!

[Honkai +500]

...... Ning Xiaoyu, who was locked into the house, showed a triumphant smile.

[You have redeemed the prop "Dream Making"]

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That night—— Mrs. Ning,

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*

"Me! System! V I 50 will take you to fly" to ask for pre-collection~

Good small wealth is a system.

After the auxiliary host survived the darkest and crawled out of the dust for ten years, the rebellious host who became the overlord thought that his wings were stiff, and in order to prove his strength, he took off the bracelet that carried the system and flew alone.

He flies, famous cars and mansions are like flowing water;

And the good little money, the utility room is full of dust.

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Kindness: ...... TMD, it's over!

She was lying in the corner of the display case and disheartened, but unexpectedly met Chi Yunshu, the sworn enemy that she and the overlord host had desperately suppressed.

Compared with her current downfall, the other party not only looked like a dog and lived a very moist life, but also happened to be in a pile of rags, picking her up as a gift and taking it away.

This evil fate...... Shan Xiaocai resolutely unbound the former host and seamlessly connected to the new host.

She concealed her identity and encouraged Chi Yunshu to sprint to the goal of being worth 10 billion, while secretly entrusting private goods to take revenge on the former host.

Good little wealth chicken blood triple link: Look! The villa in the city center, the yacht on the sea, and the daughter of the wealthy family that he is pursuing!

Listen to me, cut off the Huta City West project, invest in a cutting-edge company in front of him, open the screen in front of Bai Fumei, and ask you to take a rocket to overtake within half a year, and the limelight will overshadow him!

Chi Yunshu hesitated three times: Villa? I have to ask a live-in nanny to maintain it, I don't like to have outsiders at home; Yacht? I can't open it a few times a year, and I have to spend a lot of money on maintenance; The daughter of a wealthy family...... You want me to sell myself for glory?!

Good Little Wealth: ......

Chi Yunshu, who was able to compete fiercely with her and the boss back then! How did you become so combative now?!

Until one day, the former host and Chi Yunshu unexpectedly met in a narrow way.

The moment Mr. Ba saw the bracelet on Chi Yunshu's wrist, he immediately rushed up to snatch it like crazy, screaming that he wanted to go back with a small fortune.

The next moment, the amazing national security guard rushed out of nowhere, and directly pressed the boss's face to the ground: crazy? Professor Chi, who shoulders key R&D projects and holds patents with a market value of 100 billion, do you dare to move?

Kindness: ???

What? Professor Chi? Hundreds of billions of market capitalization? A big guy in research? It turns out that his lack of motivation is not because he has a problem with his brain, but because he has reached a higher dimension?

Wait, when she tied him up, she was already lying down to win the ultimate goal? But why don't you say it?

Chi Yun looked at the boss, his eyes were dim and gloomy: Good little wealth is what he has been delusional for more than ten years, and he has waited for it with his strength, how can he give it up?

Snake marriage

Snake marriage

Since the day I was eighteen, I would always have a dream in which there were opera ballads floating in the dream, singing

"The snake carries the sedan chair, and the ghost sends the kiss!"

"I was born with a yin life, a peculiar life, with a pair of yin and yang eyes, and I can see ghosts since I was a child. It is said that on the night of my birth, ten thousand snakes appeared, in front of the house and behind the house, countless snakes poured in, until I croaked to the ground, and the snakes bowed to me three times in my direction before leaving. The old people in the village all said that I was a little Fuwa who was born with the blessing of a snake, but when they looked at me, their eyes were full of complexity, distress, fear, and gratitude, as if they were hiding a shocking secret. \nI was most afraid of snakes in my life, but I was absurdly forced by the whole village to marry the snake king——- a big snake that had been enshrined in the village thousands of years ago and had turned into a human form. On the day of the Midyear Festival, I was forced to wear a red wedding dress and was sent to the old ancestral hall by my grandfather to get married. At 12 o'clock in the night, countless big snakes spitting snake letters, carrying big red sedan chairs, appeared in front of me......

Reborn in the second year of the end of the world, I only tun beautiful women

Reborn in the second year of the end of the world, I only tun beautiful women

Xu Rui: "Brother Mo, have you heard of it?" Ponytail can increase attack speed. Li Xiaoxiao: "Sister Xinran, don't be cowardly!" I'll support you in the back. Lin Xinran: "Qin Mo, I can't do it either, your bomb is too powerful!" Su Xiaoran: "Prince, your EQ flash is really amazing, it has picked me up and flown me into the sky!" "Qin Mo was reborn in the second year of the last days, when the weather was cold, there was no food, and he was humiliated, he awakened the Tun beauty and became stronger.

He vowed to slash the White Lotus and take revenge on Wang Qiang! I also slowly adapted to the panicked end times! Ice and snow are trivial, and the weather is as hot as 100°.

The most terrifying thing is the large number of beasts and corpses. In the end, he worked his own, step by step.

First slash the White Lotus, then slowly establish your own territory and become the king of the last days! Take a few wives to live a life without shame!

Lurking in northern Myanmar: The thorn held by the prince in the palm of his hand in the H circle

Lurking in northern Myanmar: The thorn held by the prince in the palm of his hand in the H circle

I was sold to northern Myanmar by my fiancé, who took my money and got engaged to my cousin. Three years later, I fled home with hundreds of people.

I thought it was how good I was. I never thought that it was his careful calculation. After learning everything, I took advantage of him.

Under his protection, I stabbed my enemies and rescued my compatriots. In the end, I learned that some roads have to be walked by yourself to know how thorny they are.

(Tribute to those brave and fearless heroes on the undercover road)