The villain president always rubs my melons to eat
The stable day is more than 7,000, and I will not hang a leave note~ The next new article "My husband seems to have that serious illness"
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[It's not a big fun thing to watch the excitement, and the people are affected by x's seemingly ruthless president, but they actually love to eat melons]
The social animal Anxia stayed up all night and died suddenly due to overtime work, but when he opened his eyes again, he wore into a bloody sadomasochistic abo Mary Sue novel, and became the little assistant next to Fu Qingchen, the biggest villain in the book.
The villain president is young and promising, rich and beautiful, but he can't go to the extreme because he loves the protagonist, and is finally sent to prison by the protagonist.
Anxia sighed about this - how did he become a worker of this top love brain :)
After all, everyone knows that the president's assistant is not easy to be an assistant, and the assistant in Mary Sue's novel is even more difficult to be.
was originally a bitter social animal when he was born, but he didn't expect to be a social animal even if he crossed it!
An Xia smiled on his face, and said in his heart:
[Someone won't really arrange this task of finding out the eighteenth generation of other people's ancestors within three minutes, no, no. The strong man is difficult to get on the tuba in the future, oh, hehe. Fu
Qingchen, who was just about to ask An Xia to find out all the background information of the protagonist, was suddenly stunned, and the words in his mouth went round and round:
"...... Assistant An, please help me make me a cup of coffee.
An Xia, who had already sat with a sore back and back, immediately responded: "Okay! *
It is said that Fu Qingchen, the president of Fu's family, is the fifth diamond king on the list of Haicheng, and according to irregular statistics, the people who chase him can add up to five laps around Haicheng.
At a certain banquet, Fu Qingchen was taking a cocktail from the protagonist's hand, and An Xia's eyes lit up next to him-
[Ah! This glass of wine is full of ingredients for the protagonist, and it is all imported! Could it be that the president is finally going to be taken down tonight! Fu
Qingchen's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly, and he turned his head and stuffed the glass of wine back into the protagonist's hand.
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On a sunny afternoon, Fu Qingchen was just going to play a good game of golf to relax, but An Xia's eyes lit up again-
[Huh! Fu Qingchen should have broken his hands in today's golf, which led to a plummeting decline in his ability to take care of himself, and it is said that he can't even wear underwear properly.
In the end, the protagonist took the opportunity to eat tofu for a long time, and even touched that indescribable place......]
Fu Qingchen's tiger body was shocked, and he sent a huge sum of money to An Xia with trembling hands:
"An, Anxia, I suddenly want to drink coffee again, please go again, I will reimburse all the money."
Anxia was shocked by the reimbursement of Carry's million coffee: [But I heard that drinking so much coffee will affect the function there, and it won't get up after a long time!] Fu
Qingchen collapsed: "I don't want coffee anymore, change it to Nongfu Spring!" *
It was still an ordinary working day, Fu Qingchen, who was dealing with work, heard the familiar voice again, and he subconsciously became nervous, for fear that An Xia would say something crazy again-
[OMG! Has the identity of the protagonist been finally discovered, and now that the real young master has killed his house, they are arguing for a paternity test! Fu
Qingchen, who finally heard other people's gossip, breathed a sigh of relief, and silently put down the documents in his hand and waited for An Xia to continue.
Say it, please say it.
Sure enough, other people's melons are delicious! ——— Reading Guide:
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I hope everyone is happy to see it (bowing)
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New article "My husband seems to have that serious illness"
On a dark and windy night in a certain year, a certain month, a certain month, and a certain month, Feng Feng found that his husband Ji Yuanyuan was crazy.
The first day of next month is the day of the end of their contract marriage, and at this time, this man who likes to comb his big back and cold face outside is holding a clothes pole at midnight and bluffing at the moon:
"I'm 1, I'm 1, call the head office, call the head office, hear please answer, please answer, please answer."
Listening to the "I am 1" that echoed throughout the courtyard, Professor Feng, who had always been rational and self-denying, was silent, and after staying up all night for a week of continuous work, his contracted husband finally went crazy?
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Ji Yuanyuan is an alien codenamed 1, a real alien, he is still staying up late to read the Earth novel before he closes his eyes, the protagonist of the novel has been in love with Bai Yueguang for ten years, and in order to alleviate his longing for Bai Yueguang, he also married a man who looks similar to Bai Yueguang as a stand-in.
The poor stand-in gave everything for the protagonist's attack, but in the end, he ended up dying on the street on the day Bai Yueguang returned to China.
But when he opened his eyes again, he turned out to be the protagonist of this novel with the same name and surname as himself.
Broken...... scolded a scumbag all his life, but now he is a scumbag.
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Ji Yuanyuan, who has just become an earthling, is still very fresh and curious about the things of the earth. If you have something to do, you should text your most trusted wife and
ask "Wife, wife, what is this?"
"Wife, wife, what's that?"
Feng Feng patiently replied one by one, he should be raising a good child, anyway, as long as he waits for the day the contract ends, he can fly away.
It didn't take long for Ji Yuanyuan to send another message, with a picture of a burning object:
"Wife, wife, what is this?"
After seeing what this thing was, Feng Feng got up from his seat and said, "
This is our marriage certificate!"
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Although Ji Yuanyuan still doesn't understand anything, he knows that his wife is delicate and soft and easy to push down.
Especially when he sleeps at night, he likes to hold his wife and never let go, although his wife talks about annoying him, but she always won't refuse him.
Until one night, Ji Yuanyuan touched a strange place on his wife's body that was hot.
Alien Ji Yuanyuan couldn't help but express his deep concern
to his wife, "Wife, your little thermos cup seems to be hot."
Thermos cup, this is another word he has learned.
Professor Feng's face immediately flushed: "It's just you!" You're the biggest!
Ji Yuanyuan thought for three seconds, and then replied seriously: "But my thermos cup is really big, I don't believe you touch it." Professor
Feng: ...... Depend on!