I was caught working part-time during the winter vacation, and you dare to steal the Heavenly Master Sword?
In the parallel world, Zhang Fan returned to school and was suddenly surrounded by heavily armed special police.
"Last month, you told fortunes on the street and received 20,000 yuan from people?"
"In the August drought, you were the one who opened the altar on the outskirts of the city to ask for rain?"
"The Nine Chrysanthemums Sect mage died suddenly, and you did it too?"
"Putting the finishing touches on the paper and scaring the village children into tears?"
"Drive the corpse for 2,000 miles and take the dead to the bank to withdraw money?" \nZhang Fan: "Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others, I just work part-time."
"Okay, well, then walking into the ancient tomb last week to steal antiques, also part-time?"
"Oh no, that's my ancestral grave."
"Nonsense, that's the Tomb of the Heavenly Master! Do you dare to steal the Heavenly Master Sword? "\n
"There's nothing wrong with it, my grandfather is a purple-robed Taoist, grandpa is a monk in a golden robe, grandma is a fortune teller, grandma is a paper tad, uncle robs a tomb, and my uncle refines Gu ......"\n
"Leader, my ancestral craft, it's not illegal to make money part-time, right?" \nZhang Fan's serious answer scared the whole room stupid.
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"No! Your ancestors are so evil?
"In other words, as long as you touch something metaphysical, you will?" \n
"Yes, I am invincible below the immortals, and one for one above the immortals."