I robbed someone else of their ticket to rebirth

In a well-known low-IQ post bar, Li Yang saw a post.

"I'm about to be reborn, but I can only bring one thing with me, please help me see what I should bring." A, Jay Chou's new song after 14 years (my goddess is a fan of Jay Chou) B, a brand-new fruit 6S (I want my goddess to be the first person to use the latest fruit mobile phone) C, the answer to the 14-year national college entrance examination (let my goddess be admitted to the university of my choice) directly broke the defense of Li Yang, who was looking in the mirror.

"Your ancestors have worked in the underworld for hundreds of years for the eighteenth generation before they won you a ticket to be reborn, so that you can go back and be a licking dog?"

"Grass! Burn the pen! When I meet a dog like you, Lao Tzu has poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, don't let Lao Tzu touch you in reality, see you and beat you once! Still reborn? You're a again! Do you deserve a ticket to rebirth? ”

I created the monster sequence!

[Behind the scenes + darkness + group portrait + gram system + no system + no heroine] \nThis book is also known as: "Dark Apocalypse"\nGods and demons, dragons, apocalypse, the past has become a fairy tale, the mystery of this world has receded, but there are people who have brought those things that have passed back into people's field of vision.

And all these clues and spearheads point to a person named Chen Ye. \n?

"Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to give up this skin and embrace evolution with us?" \nExtended Introduction:\nSequence 001 - Mimics\nSequence 002 - Deep Diver\nSequence 003 - Transparent Man\n......

Such as wild

Lin Runlian raised Wen Ruye, and when Wen Ruye faced Lin Runlian, she was indeed well-behaved and obedient, as if she was willing to step into the gentle net he had woven for her, but in fact, she wanted to resist and escape every second.

She just wants to fall in love with other men under his nose, and what she yearns for is freedom without him!

As soon as she got cancer, the female anchor shed tears like crazy

[Daily] [Funny] [Relaxed]\nLiu Kang, who has traveled to a parallel world, is bound to the inheritance of the Chinese medicine system\nAs long as you promote Chinese medicine, you can get rewards!

\nAt this point, some strange patients have come! \nThe female anchor who has a regular life to take the pulse, is extraordinarily confident!

"How's

that doctor, am I very healthy?" Liu Kang: "You have a tumor in the lower lobe of your right lung!" As soon as these words came out, the female anchor broke the defense instantly!



"How is it possible, I just finished my check-up half a year ago, how can I get a tumor?" \nWhen the female anchor didn't believe in evil, after coming to the hospital for an examination, she was instantly stupid\nShe really had a tumor!

\nCrispy college students come to see the doctor!

"Doctor, I haven't had a tuba for three days, Baidu said it was cancer, can you help me take a look?" \nLiu Kang touched his pulse and smiled: "Baidu checks the disease, cancer starts, you have nothing to do?" A 20-year-old bald boy came to me: "Doctor, can I still save my baldness?"

"Of course there is a rescue, Akang brand anti-hair loss hair serum, let you return to the feeling of youth in 15 days!" \nYears later, when the world was hit by the virus, the number of deaths in Western countries rose sharply!

\nThe Eastern Dragon Kingdom is a country of peace and security! \nDragon Kingdom: "No, a small virus invasion, can it be so troublesome, a pair of Chinese medicine houses will be solved!" ”

The post-00s have retired, and they refused to be cold at the beginning

The program "Retirement Forward", which embodies retirement life, has been broadcast in its fifth episode. \nBecause of the overly luxurious performance of the previous issues, it has caused a lot of bad reviews.

The director decided to do something down-to-earth this time, which is divided into three different levels to show the retirement life of different people.

\nRetired president, low-key luxury has connotation. \nCity employees, home and everything is prosperous, unpretentious and authentic.

\nBut when it came to the 3rd guest, the style of painting changed suddenly......\n00 retired just after his freshman year?

\nI will endure the rich second generation, you say that you will rely on the rent of 1700 handed down by your ancestors, and you are ready to lie down for a lifetime?

\nYou can be a man without money, but you must not be without ambition! \nAs the live broadcast progressed, many people were surprised to find out.

\nSleep until you wake up naturally, play games all night, fish, dance, watch girls......\nHe has taken 40 years less detours!

\nIsn't this the state of life that ordinary people dream of?

Do you call this entrepreneurship?

Qin Shaoyan, a social networking site giant, marketing expert, gold medal game producer, and investment master, was interviewed by the media and said angrily: "Recently, some people in the venture capital and Internet industry have spread rumors and slander behind my back, saying that I am an expert in pie painting, a master liar, a master of dumping the pot, and a ...... with low business ethics."

"Let me clarify here, I am not a liar."

"I'm just a little more flexible in my entrepreneurial methods, how can they call me a liar?" Qin Shaoyan was indignant,

"Let's talk about entrepreneurship, how can it be called a deception? Piepie...... I'm looking forward to a better picture.

"The success of the project is all due to me, and if it fails, it must be the market." It is difficult to understand the words, what

is the "industry blue ocean professional track subdivision", what

is the "top-level design moat" and other difficult words. Then Qin Shaoyan took out a few PPTs and lined them up.

"Dear investors, please take a look at my next project."

"I want to ask the people of the whole country to drink a cup of coffee for free, and the NASDAQ will pay for it." …… Qin Shaoyan, a senior cattle and horse worker, was reborn, looking back on his busy life, he vowed never to roll up again in this life, and to lie down and enjoy life.

Of course, looking at the take-off outlets everywhere before lying flat, Qin Shaoyan felt that he had the responsibility to make a fortune first.

Traditional Chinese Medicine: Your wife is not sick, but you have become a Hulk

"The billionaire brought his little wife to see a doctor, and you diagnosed her as okay but pregnant, and the reversal came, her husband turned out to be infertility, isn't this a bamboo shoot!" \n

"A college was kind enough to ask you for a physical examination, but as soon as you turned around, you led the police uncle to take the whole school!"

"There are twenty-seven personalities in the patients you come to treat? And that's not the point, the point is that he's a spy?! "\n

"People are koi physique, you are good, extinct loach physique, looking for you to see a doctor, either you will be killed by your society or imprisoned!" \nLu Feng traveled through parallel worlds, became a professional Chinese medicine practitioner, and became a contestant in a live talent show.

As a result, the Chinese medicine system was awakened, and if you don't live, you can't survive, and the diagnosis and treatment of the sick has become the scene of a car accident.

\nLooking at the pennants on the wall, 'Excellent Police and People's Family', 'Sending a Child Divine Doctor', 'Live Star', 'Straight Man of Traditional Chinese Medicine'...... Lu Feng's face was full of pride.

\nWait? Something strange seems to have been mixed in with the pennant......

Flowers: The canned plane at the beginning shocked Li Li

[No system] [Shuangwen] \nHu Wei traveled to the world of "Flowers" and became Miss Wang's childhood sweetheart.

\nThe family of the predecessor suffered a drastic change, and the stock market was unlucky. But fortunately, it's 1991.

\nBig Brother in the North is falling, Hu Wei directly led people to the north, and completed the amazing feat, canned food for planes!

All of a sudden, there was a real unemployed 'Mr. Hu' on the Yellow River Road. \nOpen a supermarket, do real estate ......\nUncle: I have to admit that Mr. Hu is more of a big person than Bao!

\nMr. Bao: Don't call me Mr. Bao, just call me Bao, in front of Mr. Hu, I'm just an empty talker.

Miss Wang: Brother Hu is the best, since he was a child, I knew he would succeed.

\nLi Li: I thought that the most beautiful person on the Yellow River Road was Mr. Bao, where did this Mr. Hu come from? This is the real immortal, what is Mr. A!

Undercover: I've become a big brother, boss, you just want to get up and catch me?

[Undercover + Decisive Killing + No Mother + No System] Luo Feng traveled to the parallel world for 95 years, starting from undercover to rise savagely, grabbing wealth, covering the sky with one hand Luo Feng's quotes: I don't like my sister-in-law, I just like the process of conquering my sister-in-law!

From the beginning of the task of approaching the sister-in-law, to the rise of a generation of godfathers A few years later, a beautiful reporter interviewed

"Mr. Luo, I heard that you relied on women to ascend to the throne back then, is it true?"

"No, I just like her on it, I'm personally too lazy to move."

"As a godfather, how do you feel?" Luo Feng was silent, and then said: "Woo woo, boss, I'm a godfather, why don't you come to catch me, I'm a policeman!" ”

Officialdom and politics

Secretary Xu Lang, because his boss was depressed by shuanggui, was bullied, in order to protect himself, the CPU almost smoked, and look at how he, a three-no employee with no background, no connections, and no power, finally stepped on the peak of his life through his own efforts.