The social cow cub and the social fear uncle are in the baby zong
[Recently, the third dimension has been busy, if there is no update after 12 o'clock in the evening, there is no update on the same day]
Yu Whale Whale is a female killer whale baby who is about to transform into a shape, and according to the regulations, she needs to go to the world in the book to experience it before she can legally transform into a shape.
In this way, she became the 3-year-old niece of Jiang Haoyuan, the top red and black in the entertainment industry, and is about to go to the baby comprehensive with her uncle.
Yu's mother: "Whale, my uncle has social fear, and when his face is black and smelly, he is sick, you have to protect him."
Yu Whale: "I know, Mom, I will protect my uncle." They
killer whales like to protect their cute two-legged beasts the most.
Uncle and niece meet,
Yu · Superficial human obedient cub - in fact, killer whale curious baby whale: Uncle!
Jiang is so cool on the surface, but in fact, the social fear is so tense that Haoyuan: Save ......
"I Went on a Trip with Dad" is a popular baby show, and the special guests of the new season are Jiang Haoyuan and his little niece Yu Whale.
Netizen: How many times has Jiang Haoyuan been photographed leaving with a black face in public, who doesn't know that he is rude and short-tempered, and he came to Wazong to be a yaksha?
On the first day of the broadcast, the director team took away all the toys, and the children cried.
Yu Whale's mouth was deflated, and he was about to howl when he opened his mouth.
Jiang Haoyuan looked nervous and whispered: I, I, I hid a baby killer whale in my hat.
Yu Whale Whale: Uncle Bobo.
Netizen: I laughed to death for the first time I saw the panic on Wang Jiang Haoyuan's face hahaha
Other guests: Xiaojiang, how do you make the child not cry and teach me?
Social fear Jiang Haoyuan: She doesn't cry.
Yu Whale Whale shouted: Because my uncle hid a baby killer whale for me! In the hat!
Staff: Okay, confiscation.
Jiang Haoyuan: ......
Yu Whale Whale: Wow -
Netizen: Hahaha Yu Whale is so cute, Jiang Haoyuan is so helpless Hahaha
Asking the villagers for ingredients,
Other families are children who are embarrassed to step forward and push their fathers to go.
Yu Whale patted his uncle's long legs: Uncle, you wait for me here.
Seeing her uncle nodding, she turned around and ran: Grandpa Wang, Grandma Liu, Uncle Li...... The whales are here to get the food.
Social fear Jiang Haoyuan: !
Netizen: Hahaha, sooner or later, I will be laughed to death
by Jiang Haoyuan and Yu Whale Whale Baby Variety has not been broadcast for two episodes, and netizens have reversed the polarity in their evaluations, #余鲸鲸 Deceive Life Daughter Ultimate Edition # #江浩远 National Uncle # #等热搜不断.
Later, during the performance, Jiang Haoyuan's face was blackened, and
as soon as he took the stage, Yu Whale cried as soon as he wowed.
Yu Whale: Uncle, don't die.
All of them:?
Yu Whale: My uncle has social fear, and my mother said that my uncle's face is black and he is sick, and my uncle is going to die.
Jiang Haoyuan: ......
Other guests:!
Netizen: !!
Hot search shocked#Jiang Haoyuan Social Fear# #江浩远 Blackface Leaving Social Fear Nervous#
Favorite Comment: The case has been solved, I said that the baby is always a whale whale leading his uncle out of the house
Fans: There are so many black materials of "blackface leaving", why doesn't the team clarify, I feel sorry for my brother
Agent: Because your brother said that he wouldn't be cool
if he said it Netizen: I, Jiang Haoyuan, was hacked to death, I will never say a word about my social fear, because my brother just wants to be cool (dog head)
Before going to the baby comprehensive, Jiang Haoyuan in the eyes of netizens: rude, short-tempered, and only his face can be seen.
After the baby comprehensive, Jiang Haoyuan in the eyes of netizens: the top social fear, the second middle school boy, and the best niece in the world who swears to protect to the death!
Jiang Haoyuan: ......
Yu Whale Whale: Hee-hee.
Don't write about cubs growing up, the CP in the early stage of the text is Yu's mother and Yu's father, and the uncle CP has an appearance
in the later stage No chasing stars, no prototype, please don't mention others in the text, his text
The copywriting has been screenshotted
———— pre-received 1 "When the cub wore back to her father's school bully"————
3-year-old Jiang Xiaolu wore back to the time when her father was still a school bully in high school.
System: "Your mission is to save your father, Jiang Sheng, the protagonist of this book, from being murdered by the book wearer."
Jiang Xiaolu: "Cats can talk!" The
system that incarnates the image of a cat: "......"
Whatever, Jiang Sheng lives and dies.
Seventh middle school bully Jiang Sheng came home from school and became a father.
Jiang Sheng: "Say it again, who am I?"
Jiang Xiaolu: "Jiang Sheng, Dad, unlucky!"
Jiang Sheng: Tsk.
Wang Jianren dressed as a doomed fake young master in the business war text, and he decided to kill the male protagonist Jiang Sheng before the plot began.
He dragged Jiang Sheng to drag racing.
On the way, Jiang Xiaolu called: "I want to eat coconut."
Jiang Sheng: "Your father and I are in class, so I don't have time to buy it."
Jiang Xiaolu: "Class?"
Jiang Sheng: "Rebel girl, dare to question your father."
Jiang Xiaolu: "Coconut." Tsk
, buy.
Jiang Sheng's motorcycle limped.
Wang Jianren: What about the traps I put on the drag racing road in advance?
The previous Jiang Sheng: Motorcycle kuku riding, rack kuku fighting, opening is a natural "roll"
The current Jiang Sheng: The endless flower rope, the endless Barbie, opening his mouth and closing the mouth "Jiang Xiaolu"
#哥以前也很潇洒, but later he was arrested and became a father #
Wang Jianren, who failed to make trouble for the Nth time: Is this a business war article or a school bully raising cubs?
———— pre-received 2 "Dressed as the Sister of the Literary Boss of the Era" ————
Bai Li of the Emergency Department dressed as the sister of the literary boss Bai Baoshu who died early.
When she walked through, Lai San was dragging her to the grove to play hooligan, and Bai Li kicked him.
Back home, the future boss Bai Baoshu was only five years old, ragged and skinny, and was being grumbling with hunger by his scumbag father and stepmother.
Bai Li: ......
Bai Li smashed the locked cabinet door with a hammer, took flour and eggs, and cooked two bowls of fragrant gnocchi omelette soup for Bai Baoshu and himself!
After eating and drinking, Bai Li sold all the furniture and food at home, hugged Bai Baoshu and rubbed into his grandmother's house, pushed his stepmother a butt pier, and then sold it after taking the post of the scumbag father's state-owned factory, and also pedaled into the medical department ......
his stepsister's red eyes were dripping with blood Bai Baoshu took out the peach cake from his schoolbag: "Sister, Aunt Zhang will give it, if you say bad things tomorrow, you will take it again."
Aunt Zhang is her stepmother, and Bai Baoshu is not very good at speaking because she has been abused for a long time.
Bai Li took the peach cake: "Aunt Zhang said that you will speak ill of me in front of everyone tomorrow, and she will bring you the peach cake, you pretended to agree and took this bag first?"
Bai Baoshu nodded.
Bai Li: "That's smart. Bai
Baoshu: The little face is red and jumping~
Later, the scumbag father sang "Tears in the Iron Window" inside, and the stepmother's family was "studying" in the countryside, Bai Li walked out of the hospital gate, and a handsome man in a military uniform stepped forward with a smile in his eyes: "Director Bai, are you off work?"
Bai Li also smiled: "Commander Gu, are you off work?"
Gu Yaozong led Bai Li home: "I'm off work, come and pick up Director Bai and go home together." Seventeen-year-old
Bai Baoshu ran out of the road wearing a sea soul shirt, waving a letter and shouting: "Sister, I have been admitted to Beijing University!" ”