Steady Crazy [Interstellar]
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Copywriting for this article:
Xu Qingran turned out to be the villain in the apocalyptic text, and after his death, he was pulled by the system to another interstellar sadistic world. My father doesn't hurt my stepmother and doesn't love him, my innocent stepbrother intervenes in my feelings, and I have to be abused by scum to death, and finally I am angry.
The system said, "So you have to do the strategy task, taoguang and obscurity, improve yourself, and counterattack and slap your face!"
Xu Qingran: Okay, you have to slap someone in the face.
Then I mentioned the disfigurement master one.
The system said, "You have to pretend to snatch back your father's love and take back the property left by your mother!"
Xu Qingran: Okay, be obedient.
He kicked open the door and asked the best couple who had seized his mother's property: "Do you want to go obediently by yourself, or do you want to be carried out sideways?"
People outside said that he was in love with his brother-in-law, cried, made trouble and hanged himself with the intention of ruining their engagement banquet, and his temper was stinky and delicate, and he was the notorious young master of the Silver Dragon camp.
System: "You have an innate appearance advantage, as long as you learn from the little green tea and wash away the dirty water that has been splashed, you will definitely be more endearing than him!"
As a result, Xu Qingran not only memorized all the accusations, but also created one by one with green tea dregs, and even the arrogant and domineering third prince had to walk around when he saw it.
In the end, the rumors were completely confirmed, and he became a villain who could not be provoked by the whole empire.
Xu Qingran: All beings are equal.
He doesn't give anyone face equally.
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The youngest grandson of the head of the Shen family, when he was 5 years old, gained a fiancée who was more than ten years older than him, named Xu Qingran.
That night, his stern uncle, Shen Tingyu, the general of the Golden Wing camp, said to him with a serious face: "Your fiancée is not a good person, pay attention."
Later, Shen Tianyi felt that his 'fiancée' was murderous, but it was unexpectedly good to get along.
The uncle told him again: "You are still young, and I will watch your fiancée for you for the time being."
After some time, he went to ask his uncle about his fiancée.
In the study, his handsome uncle smiled and raised his eyebrows: "What fiancée?"
"You misunderstood, I only have your little aunt here."
Shen Tianyi: ?
#他那么大一个老婆呢? #
#他丫丫怎么连原来的灵魂高契合匹配都是错的! #
#三个人的电影, he doesn't deserve a name # ·
Reading Notes:
Unchanged 1V1, HE.
Xu Qingran (accepted) vs Shen Tingyu (attacked), not rebellious or demolished.
The world background is a fantasy future background, and there are a lot of private settings!
The worldview and background settings in the text are all fictional, and the characters do not represent the author, so please do not bring them in excessively, if there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
Writing and logic need to be improved, please be lenient, thank you.
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===I'm a cute dividing line===
Copywriting for the follow-up text "The Gods Just Want to Take a Vacation":
This is the era when the gods are competing for KPIs.
As a small god in the temple, Xie Shu adheres to the principle of taking a break if he can, and never taking more when his performance is up to standard, and refuses to follow the curl stream.
His goal: to take a vacation.
Xie Shu took advantage of the lack of people to skip work, and as a result, he was punished and trapped in the body of a small actor who was so mushy that he could only take on some tricks every month.
I don't have money, I can't afford to take a vacation, and I even have to continue my position as a god.
- because he was forced to bring a string of Buddhist beads, which was randomly lost once a month. And he needs to fulfill a wish of the person who picked it up, otherwise he will be hit by five thunderbolts.
As a result, there is a guy in the entertainment industry with a strange painting style.
In the recording of variety shows, everyone is doing all kinds of demons to grab the camera, and he asks when he meets people: "Have you picked up my beads?" In the filming of TV
dramas, the supporting actors are relying on the capital behind them to strive for additional dramas.
Xie Shu: "Can you cut some scenes, I want to find the Buddha beads as soon as possible and rest." Director
: ?
Others are competing for the role of the IP drama to be exploded, and he categorically refused after the director chased him for three streets, on the grounds that he wanted to take a vacation.
Later, it was rumored in the circle that picking up the Xie Shu Buddha beads would make him promise anything. So, as soon as he lost it again, the circle of friends immediately flew into the sky and began to search for the battle.
XYSH: ......
Don't they all say that people like the king of rolls very much now? He is obviously working hard, why is the workload getting bigger and bigger?
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When Xie Shu went down the mountain, he lost the Buddha beads once.
It was a wealthy lady who caught him with shining-eyed eyes and said, "It's you!" You are the one the master said, the one who can break my son's fate!
"Please marry my son!"
Just about to ask Xie Shu, who wished:?
As she was thinking about how to refuse, she said, "Thirty million!" Take my son. Xie
Shu, who was a person and lacked money to take a vacation: "...... Deal. The
noblewoman's son is called Shang Heng, and he is a president.
Nearing fate, big and small, the evil disease is like a breath at any time. Xie Shu adheres to the priesthood of helping the world and saving people, and at the same time helps the noble lady save people with money, which should accumulate merits.
Shang Heng's attitude is always cold.
"You have to sleep in separate rooms."
"Don't make your relationship public."
"When the days are over, get a divorce immediately."
Xie Shu was relieved.
Later, Shang Heng's life was broken and he was cured.
Xie Shu waited for the end of the fake marriage, but found that Shang Heng was secretly looking for the Buddhist beads he routinely lost, and he also tore up the marriage agreement he had made before.
Xie Shu: "......?
#救回短命霸总后, what should I do if the other party is unwilling to divorce?
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Let's push a pre-collection and serialization of friends:
Gu Chun's pre-collection: "Save the common people from the demolition of cp" by Nan Geyu Huanchun
serialized: "After Becoming the Lover of Paranoid A's Ex-Boyfriend" by Changle Night Weiyang