I accidentally hung up my ex-boyfriend's number at the men's hospital
■[End of full text!] 】Broken mirror reunion/short sweet essay
Su Xingchuan knocked on the door of the No. 3 consultation room, and then was stunned.
Inside sat his ex-boyfriend Li Xuan.
After a seven-year absence, we reunited at the men's hospital.
Three minutes after the reunion, the ex-boyfriend asked him to take off his pants and lie on the bed.
Su Xingchuan: "......"
finally decided to have surgery.
Su Xingchuan asked, "After the operation...... Can it still be used?
Li Xuan made a list with a cold face: "Yes."
Su Xingchuan chased after him and asked, "What if I can't?" Does the doctor have an after-sales package? Can I try it with a doctor?
Li Xuan rolled his eyes at him: "If you can't, you can do zero."
[It's impossible to be zero, but the boyfriend who has lost it for seven years is going to be caught and brought home. 1,
the length is not long/easy sweet essay is lost and sour
2, pet wife dog attack x squeamish cat cat 3
, both first love body and mind are only each other / bent straight man attack
4, there is no long mouth, misunderstanding stalks, don't like
it
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■ Push the pre-harvest "What time is the little lamb"
Teacher Little Sheep is the most popular male teacher in kindergarten, and he is surrounded by all kinds of cubs every day 360 degrees.
The cubs chirped:
- Teacher Lamb, do you think my bowl is clean?
- Super clean!
- Teacher Yang, I want to stay in the kindergarten to accompany you.
- But you've grown up!
- Teacher Lamb, I like you!
——I like you too~
——Teacher Xiaoyang, my uncle likes you too!
——???
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Because his brother was hospitalized, Mr. Wen, who had no choice but to take on the task of picking up his nephew to school, saw a person at the kindergarten gate who made his heart flutter, so he took the initiative to pursue it.
A few days later, Teacher Xiaoyang stopped him in the corridor and said angrily: "Mr. Wen, they are all people with children, how can they still send me such a message?" You're disgusting to me! Mr
. Wen: ???
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