Courtyard: Three slaps stunned my brother's stupid pillar

Courtyard: Three slaps stunned my brother's stupid pillar

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After the big bang in the last days, he was dressed as He Yushui in the courtyard, and he was beaten at the beginning, and he was beaten by his own brother who was invincible and licked the dog stupidly. \nIt doesn't matter, as long as you dare to do it with me, you must fight back, I will cut the zombies of the end of the world, not to mention my brother, I will be able to fight my brother. \nI chase and chop the zombies in the last days, just you little rookies, I will fight one aunt and grandmother, and I will fight a pair of aunts and grandmothers. \nThe young men in the courtyard have been beaten all over again, Daode Tianzun wants Daode to kidnap me? I'm sorry, my aunt and grandmother have no morals. \nJia Zhang, if you want to marry me off for money, I'll beat you up first, and then marry you to an old bachelor. \nI am grateful for my kindness, and if you want to calculate me, then I will not be polite, and I will be more than a beast to a beast. \nIf you eat mine, you will spit it out, and if you take mine, you will break your hand, and if you don't turn the courtyard upside down, I won't be called the demon of the world.

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>>> Copywriting

for this article Mish woke up and found himself in an infinite world named after a real place and a strange story of the region. She saw the head of the festering butcher of death, pulling the switch of the chainsaw on her.

"Zlazila-"

Mish waited for five seconds, not waiting for the invincible system that the infinite flow of big heroine novels have, and it was completely rotten.

Known -

Opponent: Adult strong man, mutant monster, chainsaw, buff full.

And she: an ordinary female college student, with flip-flops at the beginning, holding takeaways in her hand.

Seeing that he couldn't beat him, Mish immediately lay down on the spot, put his hands together on his chest: "What's this, I don't want to live at the end of the semester anyway!"

The next second, she felt her ass under her, and when she took it out, she saw that it was a machine. Close. Gun.

???

Machine. Close. Where did the gun come from?



Mish is dressed as a love game for infinite streaming players, the mobile girlfriend in "Your Infinite Girlfriend", and the APP that interacts with her can only be used by the top players of the whole server!

Before playing the game -

"Who is going to play this stupid game that wastes props?"

"Mobile girlfriend in unlimited streaming? Isn't that just rubbish? After

playing the game (meeting Mish) -

"I almost died in the dungeon, why can't I give the props to my girlfriend!!"

"How strong is a piece of dummy code? Seriously? The

player thinks they're playing a game, Mish thinks she's hitting a ghost, and uses the other as a tool for resentment, and both have a bright future.

Until they are caught off guard and meet in the real infinite stream....

Since then, the infinite world has one more NPC with the strongest NPC in the love game and the player with the most husbands in the infinite stream.

【Edible Guide】

1. Girlfriend NPC, there are five husband players, but the husband is only an assistant, and the specific promotion of the copy depends on the girlfriend (the female goose is the strongest!!)

2. Feelings: plot = 3:7

3. Regional weird story copies, if they are similar to reality, are purely coincidental~

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Xin Sui (open masturbation): Is this a fake dut?

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