The half-hung hexagram master got rich by eating melon blind boxes
Follow-up text: "The real daughter is also an antique expert when she arrives in the interstellar", "Brushing malicious values to open the era of blind box cultivation of immortals", "The ancient lady dominates the strange story"
People who often visit the night market suddenly find that there is a fortune telling stall next to the bridge in the old city. When I saw that the diviner turned out to be a young girl who was eighteen years old.
It is precisely because of her that this bustling night market has become more lively, and there are more and more people waiting for the little master to tell fortunes every day.
One after another, the criminals who were twisted made the police in the jurisdiction Dole bend over.
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Someone asked, "Is this melon ripe?"
Fu Po smiled: "If you are not familiar, you don't need money."
From this day on, the atmosphere in the night market has changed, and when everyone passes by, it is no longer the delicious food of a certain stall, but "what is new on the little master's side".
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"Did you hear, the little master sent in a fraudster who pretended to be a man yesterday."
"Really? What the master said.
"The master said he had irregular periods."
“……”
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“ Do you want to know about the new melons that have just come out of the oven?
"Yesterday there was a college entrance examination student who was going to jump off the building! It seems that I missed a whole page of questions when I took the math test.
"Huh?"
"Don't worry, she was rescued, the little master said that she was the top student in the college entrance examination."
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"The night market was lively last night!"
"I know I know, I heard that someone had food poisoning and had a stomachache that I couldn't say anything, and I was sent away by ambulance."
"Hey, wrong! Sending it away is sending it away, but it was sent to the public toilet next to it, and the master said that he had intestinal spasms from long-term constipation, and if he didn't send it in quickly, he would be sprayed in the ambulance - uh, what then, the society died. ”
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Even all the snack vendors regard the little master as a treasure, and the cub who can tell the latest news of the little master is the best cub in business -
"Come on, come on, the little master has a new melon!" Grilled gluten to a skewer no, listen while eating. ”
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Fu Po hid behind and counted the money and snickered, "Although the level of fortune-telling is a half-ass, who let me have a plug-in, the melon-eating system is in hand, whether you are a multimillionaire or a shameless old man, there is nothing to hide, hehe!" ”
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Copywriting 2:
Fu Po woke up after being smashed by a high fall and found that he was bound by the melon-eating blind box system, and the first melon he ate was himself.
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System: "20 points will be given for the purchase of blind boxes during the novice protection period, and the points will be unbound instantly, please do what you can."
Thinking that he was hallucinating from a concussion, Fu Poper saw several flashes of light of various colors appear in front of him, one of which was a red one.
Fu Po was shaken to the point of disgust, and with a lift of his hand, he accidentally opened the door to a new world.
——————— Pre-collection 1 "The real daughter is also an antique expert when she arrives in the stars"
Antique expert Jiang Liluo worked hard to defeat his grandfather's ten proud protégés, and inherited the top two shops in the antique industry - Yingbao Zhai from generation to generation.
But I didn't expect that the moment I stepped through the store, I ushered in a new world.
At this time, a question arose -
time spanned two thousand years, can the knowledge of the past still become her reliance?
The answer is: of course!
And she'll get more.
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After arriving in the New World, she turned out to be a real daughter of an ancient culture family who was outcast, unlearned, and unskilled-
Porcelain expert brother: "This bottle of Moutai is definitely genuine two thousand years ago, I dare to vouch for it!"
Jiang Liluo: How did I never know that this "Moutai Town Welcome Wine" was also Moutai Liquor, and the mark behind it is very clear that it is a strong fragrance type, as we all know that Moutai only has a sauce flavor type.
Big Brother: The interstellar age of liquor has become a legend, let alone distinguish types.
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The second brother of the paleographer: "After returning to the earth after immigration, it is obvious that we have lost a lot of ancient Chinese writing heritage, and no one recognizes all the words on the cover of this book, only the words 'one' and 'xia' on it."
Jiang Liluo: No one even knows the word "Chinese" in such a big way, and this is obviously a Chinese textbook in the second volume of the first grade.
Second brother: For the first time, I knew that this was a language book of legends.
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Paleozoologist Fake Qianjin: "We can see from this rooster bowl the prototype of the rooster that was once raised as a poultry two thousand years ago, and it is almost certain that today's four-legged two-winged beast evolved from the rooster."
Jiang Liluo: That's a hen, not a rooster, this is obviously a fake that has not been imitated in place.
Fake daughter confused: what kind of chicken are roosters and hens?
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After that, Jiang Liluo broadcast archaeology, participated in variety shows to promote traditional culture, and translated legal provisions thousands of years ago, step by step, let people who lack cultural pride know more about history.
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Unconsciously, Jiang Li walked farther and farther away after successfully establishing himself in the future world, not only reopening Yingbao Zhai to the interstellar space and making it a Yingbao Museum, but also popularizing more people and things of that era for the future people who yearn for inheritance.
————————— Pre-receive 2 "Brushing Malicious Values to Open the Era of Blind Box Cultivation of Immortals"
Ling Bo traveled from the era of the end of the law, and she found that this was a wonderful era of combining high-tech and immortal cultivation, and almost every industry was tied to immortal cultivation.
The pharmacy sells the elixir to improve cultivation, the pet store sells the spirit beast with the bloodline of the spirit beast that can be contracted, and the spirit treasure store buys all kinds of spirit weapons ......
The most important thing is to turn on the TV, and each station is promoting the upcoming secret exploration.
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The secret realm is a magical place, the intensity of spiritual energy is more than ten times that of the outside world, there are spirit plants, spirit beasts and spirit mines everywhere, 10,000 keys fall from the sky, and the opening time is one month.
It was an extralegal place where there could be a wanton fight, and it was also a gold rush place.
The key can appear in anyone's hands, it may be a homeless man, or it may be a little pasty coffee who touches a porcelain martial arts star.
That's right, Limbo is the little paste.
No one knew that the little paste coffee who was ridiculed by the group for landing on the moon and touching porcelain was actually a legitimate child, and the martial arts star who ate up the resources in marriage was an illegitimate child with original sin.
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When Limbo was still excited about the wonderful new world, a cold and hard voice with malice sounded in his ears.
[Congratulations to the host for binding the malicious value blind box system, please brush the malicious value to open the blind box, there are all kinds of spiritual plants, spiritual pills, spiritual weapons, and spiritual exercises. 【
Count the current malicious value...... Belch? Congratulations to the host, the current malicious value is 32000 points. System
: ...... It's simply a natural chosen host.
Ling Bo was secretly happy in his heart: it turned out that there was such a benefit to becoming a little paste. Ha ha! Let's make the crowd laugh more violent.
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When he heard that the bastard had also obtained the secret key, and when he learned that the secret exploration process would be broadcast live to the world, Ling Bo was even more excited.
The bastard martial arts star has tens of millions of fans, and even if each person gives her a malicious value, she will make a lot of money.
Hahaha, let the bastard see how powerful she is! Let's all hate her!
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For a month, Ling Bo worked hard to farm malice points on the bastard, but when the secret realm was about to end, something strange happened.
Unable to see the outside world, Limbo found that the malice value had become slower and slower from the initial skyrocket.
Until one day she snatched the most valuable spiritual ore in the hands of the illegitimate son like a bully, and the illegitimate son squatted on the ground and cried, moved that her sister did not snatch it all, but the malicious value did not rise at all.
The little paste coffee turned red.
How can this be, Ling Bo hurriedly turned on the vest function, and went out of the secret realm to change his identity and continue to brush malicious values.
As long as you hate me, we're half-sisters.
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Since then, the National Youth Immortal Cultivation Competition, the Variety Show of Exploration in Different Time and Space, and the World Immortal Cultivation Competition...... In various live broadcasts, it is the heroine's vest, and she has left a legend of "full of evil" all over the world.
Until one day, a sweet voice kicked away the malicious value blind box system.
[Hello host, that bad guy has been beaten away by me, I am a goodwill value blind box system, please brush the host to open the blind box. Heroine
: ...... Well, is it possible that she is already guilty.
[No, I counted it for the host, and the current goodwill value is 1 million points.] Heroine
: ...... Hasn't she always maintained her character very well? How did it come to be like this!
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Note: People who are swiped by the heroine's malicious value are all guilty of it, change the vest at any time, and there is a counterattack plot of falling off the horse.
—————————— Pre-collection 3 "The Ancient Lady Dominates"
The chosen people of the heavens and all the worlds who died in vain gather in the city of strange talks, and only the challengers who clear the final strange stories can get a chance to be reborn.
The other challengers found that there was a team that was not quite right, and everyone else was trying their best to clear the level, but they were not in a hurry at all, and brushed the same copy over and over again.
【Nightmare Middle School】
Rules: All teachers and students must strictly abide by their identities and are not allowed to act OOC.
The other challengers trembled at the chemistry teacher's question, fearing that one of them would be in a different place.
Only Lu Yan raised his hand frequently: "Report!" What is the periodic table? Can I tell you all about it from the beginning? The
chemistry teacher who did the experiment and blew herself up approached Lu Yan with half of her head on the open scoop, ready to eat her for breaking classroom discipline when she screamed.
After waiting for a few minutes, the student in front of him still looked at him with a pair of big eyes of curiosity.
Lu Yan: "Teacher, can you talk about it again?" The
teacher couldn't OOC either, so he had to start from the beginning.
Half an hour later, Lu Yan still looked at it with a curious expression.
"Can you say it again?"
An hour later, Lu Yan hung her head guiltily, "I'm sorry teacher, I'm really too stupid." Chemistry
teacher: "You go, I can't do anything." ”
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The copy was refreshed and reopened, the students had already changed, and the chemistry teacher was about to continue to intimidate the students, when he saw a familiar face looking at it with a curious expression.
Lu Yan: "Teacher, I'm back again, I still don't understand that question last time, can you talk about it again?" Teacher
: I don't want to see such a stupid student anymore, please blow up the copy, let me die, and no one will stop me!
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Lu Yan was originally the most ordinary ancient lady.
After being dragged by her fiancé to block the knife for Bai Yueguang, she thought that she would definitely die, but she didn't expect that what was waiting for her was another broader world.
Lu Yan has experienced strange stories from many backgrounds such as ancient times, the Republic of China, modern times, and the future, and has achieved a real rebirth.
She suddenly realized that it didn't seem interesting to go back, and it was better to stay here to meet new challenges and learn new knowledge every day.
What's more, she also has teammates and caring lovers who fight side by side, so she is reluctant to go.
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