The civil and military officials listened to me: I just eat melons

The civil and military officials listened to me: I just eat melons

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[All staff mind reading + sand sculpture + eating melons + rotten + funny] \nWei Yinuo traveled to the home of a dignitary in ancient times, his parents were loving, his brothers and sisters were respectful, and he originally lived a fairy life of brocade clothes and jade food, and had nothing to eat and eat melons, and he originally planned to be happy forever, but who knew that one day, a sudden change would occur. \nWei Yinuo suddenly bound the melon-eating system, and then everyone could suddenly hear her heart. \nBecause she overheard her heart, the emperor actually asked her to go to the court as an official. \n......\nAlthough I was extremely rejected in my heart, after going to work, life became more interesting. \nNo, this Manchu Dynasty civil and military, even the emperor and the emperor's entire harem, are all big melons! \nWei Yinuo ate happily, but what she didn't know was that everyone could eat melons with her...... The emperor was actually green? 】\nEmperor: ......\n[Big melon! Lord Lang Lu of the military department actually likes to masturbate eggs! 】\nSoldier's Squire: ......\n[Heavy!] The five princes fell into the pit last night! 】\nFifth Prince: ......\nI thank you! \nBecause of Wei Yinuo and the system, the morning dynasty has become a large-scale melon-eating scene every day, and everyone is very happy to eat! \nBut at the same time, Wei Yinuo, who is eccentric and doesn't think much of a big deal to watch the excitement, has also become a big melon in the capital......

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