The big lady just wants to lie flat

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[Traditional ancient sayings + daily direction + wearing books + middle-aged women in their thirties steadily seeking into ancient daily life] \nWearing the daughter-in-law of the Houfu, people are middle-aged, there are old and young, mother-in-law doesn't like it, the indifferent husband is alive but can't see anyone like dead, the concubine is desperately jumping to find a sense of existence, and the three biological children have no brains, no learning, no skills, and don't like their own mother. \nEngaged in house fighting? Impossible, Su Jin just wants to lie flat! \nPhilosophy of the eldest lady: I don't care about family affairs, the bear child is not used to it, and the scum is ignorant \nMother-in-law: The daughter-in-law is incompetent, and the housekeeping power cannot be given to her! \nSu Jin: Mother-in-law is right, you are the housekeeper, I am in charge of the flowers! \nMother-in-law: ......\nEldest son: Mother, don't think about disciplining me, beware of me running away from home! \nSu Jin: I've already packed the burden for you, you see it's not too early, otherwise let's go on the road early? ？ \nEldest son: ......\nSecond daughter: Mother, I'm in love, that scumbag is not PUA me, he is urging me to be motivated! \nSu Jin: Well said, when he beats you, he loves you, and when he kills you, that's a good story, girl, the coffin lady has done it for you, let's carry the coffin through the door now! \nSecond daughter: ......\nYounger son: Mother, my son doesn't like you to be careful about everything, and you have to compete with your concubine for jealousy, it's just ungraceful! \nSu Jin: You're right, lie flat for your mother! \nThe dowry list is opened, eat, drink and have fun! \nYet, lying down, the eldest son of the gentleman suddenly became the king, the second daughter of the love brain lived as the object of envy of everyone, the younger son was a very human minister, Su Jin lay down as a fate, and there was a man who had a crush on her. \nWait, my husband is not dead yet, handsome man, you wait for me for a few more years!

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[No system + no cheat + funny detective. There is an organization in Daqi called Jinyiwei, which has the right to cut first and then play, and is known as the imperial eagle dog.

In this world, there are not many cultivation systems, only the existence of warriors, and the Qingyan who values the life of the first life, with the identity of the imperial court eagle dog, has repeatedly solved strange cases, stirring up the storm in the Great Qi Dynasty.

Fast wear: The male protagonist's white moonlight is too beautiful and sultry

In order to regain his life, Shen Xinran embarked on a journey to play the male protagonist Bai Yueguang. But as the plot deepened, the male protagonist turned black.

\n\nShen Xinran frowned and was entangled, she just wanted to finish the plot and go home early! \n\nHe was covered in blood, and he was approaching step by step.

"Obediently, didn't you say you liked me the most! So why do you always want to run away? Shen Xinran could only change his words, and whispered to the male protagonist: "Okay, listen to you, I won't leave." "\n\nps: The male protagonist is somewhat perverted on his body.,Don't enter if you don't like it.。

\n\nWorld 1: The little coachman's white moonlight childhood and the little coachman's childhood sweetheart, when the war came, decisively abandoned the little coachman and ran away.

\nThree years later, the little coachman became a warlord and came back strong,

"Don't you like money, I'll give you all the money, but you run again and break your leg!" \nShen Xinran: "......"\nDon't, that's not how the script is written!

\n\nWorld 2: The white moonlight master of the wolf boy\nAfter raising a werewolf, I abandoned him.

\nA few years later, the werewolf became King Cheng Han, giving her two choices, either to be his wolf queen or his woman.

\nShen Xinran: "......"\nIs there a difference between these two choices? \n\nWorld Three: TBD

Penetrate into the spooky world of the Underworld

Bai Qing wakes up and finds himself transported into a high-risk world that has descended strangely. Fortunately, the human beings of this world have studied ways to use the power of trickery to make tricks to restrain evil.

However, the constant use of tricks will eventually lead to the revival of tricks in tricks, which will be a disaster for the world.

Bai Qing: What's so difficult about this, don't you just make a trick that won't harm the world.

Handsome and ghostly.

Ten halls of Yama.

Emperor of the Five Directions.

It's weird, it's a piece of cake.

Recovery?

Cannibalism?

For the sake of harm?

Nonsense, we are disciplined and organized civil servants.

On weekdays, only take the Nai He Bridge, not the Yangguan Road.

Ah, what do you say?

There is a fault line between civilizations in this world, and there is no legend of the underworld.

Watch me rebuild the underworld, suppress evil, and restore peace to the world.

Notice: This article will be added to V on March 4, 2024, thank you for your support.

First Star Tactician [Mecha]

[Update time: 10 o'clock in the evening, if there is something or a late shift, I will ask for leave~ This month's guaranteed day is six, and the weekend is ten thousand~]

[Pre-receipt, similar end articles are in the column, you can take a look if you like it~]

Yang Dong, who woke up from the post-war star, faced his homeland that was completely crushed into ruins, and

had only one thought in his heart: to join the army.

Eating and drinking, personal safety, and touching advanced mecha equipment, perfect~

However, whether it is a physical fitness test or a professional skills test, Yang Dong has repeatedly slid the passing line and floated at low altitude.

This is the Alliance National Defense University where the proud sons of the 16th District of the Interstellar Alliance gather, the highest military academy in the 16th District, and a pilgrimage destination in the hearts of countless students.

This year, there is a group of hellish "demon kings of the mixed world", look, the tail of the crane has directly broken the record of the worst physical fitness test since the establishment of the Alliance National Defense University with its own strength.

#到底是多强的关系户, in order not to be dismissed by the Alliance's National Defense University#

#国防大学堕落了, and to mourn for the Alliance's Fifth Military Region#

#这样的人听说还被维和部队和远征军抢着要#

#卧槽, what is the way for this female devil to come from#

Yang Dong, who is a student in the Department of Individual Soldiers, actually double-studied the command course, until he came into contact with the "command power" in the military exercise,

Everyone: Oh?!

Five years later, Yang Great Demon King Dong,

who was known as "a generation of tacticians", "the spokesperson of winning the numbness", "the lifelong enemy of the review officer", and "the pioneer of the obscene stream with two hearts", faced a question from a reporter from the Star Network:

"May I ask why you joined the army in the first place?"

Active Commander Yang Dong smiled slightly: "For love and peace~"

Other Star Forces: I'm ¥#@&! (Civilized swearing)

I'm afraid she doesn't have her own unique understanding of this sentence! Their heads are about to be blown out by this guy, and it's called Love and Peace???

Reading Guide:

1. This article is an alternate interstellar background, please do not substitute reality.

2. This article is not cool in the traditional sense, it will make the characters' actions more in line with the logic of facts, and there will be more external factors to consider, please discuss the plot that you don't like in a friendly way, and do not accept any words or radical comments that buckle big hats and carry out follow-up extensions to the platform due to uncomic development.

3. You don't have to tell if you abandon the text, do whatever you want, there are good texts every day, and if you don't like it, we will change it.

4. Please respect the creator and do not benchmark against any other books.

5. This article is in the final stage, and we will try to be logically self-consistent, if there is a bug, please do not personally attack.

6. This article will make some minor repairs to some chapters after the end of the full text (subscription readers can eat it after refreshing), and are not responsible for any pirated articles.

7. In the planning of related extras and welfare extras, a special message area will be opened for everyone to discuss after the end of the text~

Finally, every Xiaoyu is a little angel, sending you a flower, it is not easy to code words, please treat me gently.

Interstellar blind date to raise a baby

Kindergarten teacher Qiao Yin likes children very much, and dreams of giving birth to a cute baby of her own, but in recent years, the blind date has gone crazy, and she has not found a satisfactory tool father.

After wearing it, Qiao Yin received an invitation for genetic pairing from the Human Reproduction Department:

[Hello, according to the test, you have reached the legal age of genetic pairing, please go to the Human Reproduction Department to choose the father of your child. All you need is the gene, and you can complete the Gene Baby task. [

Anyone who does not go to the match in time must pay a fine of 20% of the annual salary, and the fine increases every year!] 【

Hello, it is detected that there is a man who has a genetic match of up to 90% with you, and the other party chooses to hand over the custody of the genetic baby to you and pay you the full amount of child support regularly! In addition, every year you will receive a childcare bonus from the human reproduction department, free housing, a home childcare robot, ......]

Qiao Yin: "And such a good thing! Now

go to Daddy the Tool Man right away!

*

Isaac. Moore, the Imperial Admiral, the undefeated god, a powerful man with thirteen planets, rich and rivaled!

However, since Isaac rejected the genetic pairing project, even the Imperial Admiral had to pay a fine.

As a result, Isaac fought the front line, and the number of planets in the rear decreased year by year, and all of them became fines handed over to the reproduction department!

became a down-and-out general who paid a negative salary every month, was injured in a fight, and was forced by his parents to be genetically paired!

In order to keep the last bit of property, just to be able to recuperate the body, Isaac thought, it's a big deal to pay a fixed amount of child support to the child in the future, as for the child's mother? What's the matter with him?

Who knows, a few years later, Isaac himself didn't expect the slap in the face to be so ferocious!

Read the guide:

1. Double C.

2. The heroine continues to be a kindergarten teacher in the interstellar, which is a daily meteoric sweet text. —————————————————— Pre-received essay "The country gave me a fox husband" for collection:

Pre-received copywriting:

Qiao Mu's internship was just about to turn regular, and once he crossed over to the stars.

I wore it, and I was identified as illiterate plus disabled?

Want to stay in the Orc Kingdom? You have to find an orc to make a pact!

However, what are the five big and three rough and dirty orcs recommended by the state?

You have to find a good-looking one!

Relevant department: "Then you can only find a half-orc!"

Qiao Mu: "What do you mean by a half-orc?" Relevant

departments: "It is about to be completely animalized, and it is basically impossible to return to the original."

Qiao Mu's eyes lit up: "This is good, isn't it equivalent to raising a furry beast?" I've always dreamed of raising a furry, but unfortunately I don't have the money or time!

*

Evan is a white fox who failed to divide at the age of six, and has since been abandoned by the white fox clan as a disabled half-orc that no one wants, living alone, and about to witness how he is a little bit of a beast.

However, one day, there is a female who cannot be beastly to make a bond with him?

Evan thought slowly: what does the deed mean, does it mean to live with him? It doesn't matter, after all, his cave is quite large.

But who is going to tell him why this female always wants to touch him?

Reading guide:

1. The male protagonist will eventually differentiate twice and become an orc.

2. The heroine has raised a lot of half-orcs in the interstellar hair.

The final text: "Crossing the Foreign Legal Beauty", "Crossing the Foreign Photographer", and "Crossing the Foreign Gourmet" can be eaten with confidence.

There is also a pre-collection of texts for collection: "The Husband of a Wealthy Family Helps Me Collect Couriers", "Crossing the Emergency Doctor Abroad"

Will the immortals carry the cubs of the water dragon [Genshin Impact]

Pu Congzhou, the Liyue Immortal, is a dandelion flower spirit who was given to Zhongli to care for by the Wind God, and one day, she began to dream frequently of a Grand Inquisitor.

The High Inquisitor called himself Navillette, a water dragon from another world.

With her wisdom and Liyue's millennia of statecraft, Pu Congzhou helped Navillette pacify the nobles of Fontaine, protect Merusin, and secure her position as Inquisitor.

Pu Congzhou let his long snow-white hair wrap softly and lovingly around her neck, lingering ......

countless hidden nights Later, she suddenly stopped dreaming of Naviette. Pu Congzhou treats everything as Nanke's dream and continues to be her happy Liyue Immortal.

…… Then the lower abdomen begins to bulge slightly.

Pu Congzhou: (frightened jpg. ) Isn't it a dream, it's really pregnant, woo woo woo ......

Wendy, the newly awakened wind god, came to visit the little dandelion flower spirit who had been fostered in Liyue a hundred years ago, and when she saw this, she went crazy and grabbed Zhongli and asked, "Who is the child's father?" Yes?

"I don't know." Zhongli rarely showed a guilty look, "I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of her."

Under the repeated questioning of the two fathers, Pu Congzhou stumbled to describe the water dragon: "White hair, with two pinches of blue fins...... Hose...... Inquisitor?

Zhongli and Wendy glanced at each other, and Wendy sneered.

—

Funina (angry): You're lustful and light!

Navillette: ?

Funingna: That day, the wind god and the rock god smashed the Momang Palace, and you ran away with Pu Congzhou, and you didn't care about me at all!

Navillette: I don't care?

Funina (nodding affirmatively): You don't!

—

Navillette had a secret, he once had a lover that only he could see—an overly real projection.

Then the projection suddenly disappeared, and the torrential rain continued for months, flooding half of Fontaine.

Until the two gods of rock and wind came to visit, the woman hid behind them, and under the cover of the wide skirt, there was a significant rise and fall in the lower abdomen.

Wendy kindly hugged Navillette's shoulder, pointed at Pu Congzhou and smiled: "How is it, have you seen her?"

Navillette was slightly stunned and shook her head: "No." A

thousand winds were blowing, and Zhongli looked at Navillette coldly, and the stars loomed in the clouds.

Navillette honestly said, "But slept." "Boom

!"

The Celestial Star fell, and countless wind blades tore the Momang Palace to pieces, and the rubble cracked.

Zhongli coldly: "Slippery hands."

Wendy was surprised: "What happened?" Navillette

: ...... (Silently block the gravel for his wife, don't speak)

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1, this article has an absolutely complete story line and character design, don't worry about the plot line.

2, the time span from Kanria to 4.2, mainly including the legend of Navi, Narcissus Cross Society, the main plot

3, the plot of the Narcissus Cross Society will be heavily modified, only the aura and general outline of the characters will be retained, and I will delete a lot of content that violates humanity. The purpose of involving this plot is to let more cuties who haven't watched the world mission know this story, and the tenacity and determination of mortals other than gods to fight against prophecy.

4. For the sake of the plot, I adjusted part of the timeline. The overall contour remains unchanged.

5. Fucarus will live.

6. Some of the plot comes from Internet memes

Dr. Doctor's sadomasochistic love is deep

[Reunion after a long absence + chasing wife crematorium + double cleaning]\nSix years ago, she ruthlessly proposed to break up and secretly beat their child for more than a month.

He hated her cruelty, and for six years, he studied hard to learn and study, thinking that he could forget her without thinking about her.

When I saw her in the hospital six years later, she had a daughter. Who is he? He is the cold Doctor Jiang!

\nHe's going to pay back this woman twice as much as the damage he suffered six years ago! The little girl asked him with joy, "Can you be my father?" "\nWhen everyone thought he had let go of this relationship,\nonly he knew, he was the only one in his heart from beginning to end.

\nFang Nuan clearly knows that a young man like Jiang Mingzhou has good looks, talent, and family background.

\nIt's an existence that an ordinary girl like her can't reach. \nShe tricked him into beating his child, and hurt him deeply\nShe thought six years would be enough time for her to forget him, but love went deep into the marrow.

How can you say forget it?

Withdrawal sequelae

The text is over, and in the side update, I am not responsible for

the incomplete piracy ◎ Lack of heart eyes vs thin lover/superior bows his head

◎ The age difference is 8 years

When I first met, Chen Xirui glanced at him with his spare eyes.

The man has superior bones, positive eyebrows and eyes, and a sense of selfishness and petty bourgeoisie in temperament.

When they met for the second time, Chen Xirui leaned over to his car window and asked with a smile, "What brand of car are you driving?"

Fu Yanqin looked at the girl in front of him.

The eyes are blazing, the language is sincere, and there is a bit of clumsy sophistication hidden in the eyes, I don't know if it's really stupid, or if the rank is too high.

He snorted lightly: "The face is not beautiful enough, and the figure is not good enough, little girl, I advise you to do what you can."

But in the years when the two were entangled, Fu Yanqin had the idea of marrying her home more than once, and by the time everything was settled, Chen Xirui had been gone for many years.

——

Chen Xirui thinks that her life is full of trial and error, and she chose clinical practice in the college entrance examination, and the teacher thinks that she lacks clinical thinking and is not a piece of material to be a doctor.

It's okay, step by step, she can learn.

has talked about two relationships that ended without a problem, the first one is young and ignorant, and the promise of being too beautiful is too young; The second paragraph hurt the muscles and bones, forcing a heartless girl to become a female literary youth.

Fortunately, the future is still long, and she is still young.

The story of a girl who went north to study and fell in love, and then bumped all the way to become an attending physician.

【Demining】

Ending h

Double Non C

The heroine is not a big beauty

Miss, she's a bit eccentric

When they first met, he said: "The daughter of a centurion, sent under the fence, what kind of identity is this, I won't marry!" After meeting once, he sighed: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. When she came to the door with the maid and the marriage certificate, he leaned against the window and lay with a smile on his face: "I can't wait to marry you!" Knowing that she had come to withdraw from the marriage, his smile froze, his face turned completely dark, his gloomy eyes were bloodshot, as if dripping blood, and he asked, "Who gave you the courage to dare to withdraw from the general's marriage?" ”

The beautiful little wife of the big guy of the era

[The text will end soon, and more than one million words are very fat! ] The

white elm has long skin like congealed fat, with a thin waist and long legs.

But it wasn't until after her death that she didn't know that she was living in a chronicle.

In the book, she was divorced because she couldn't have children, and finally died of terminal illness in the hospital alone, but her ex-husband Jiang Kai took the opportunity to remarry her cousin, and she gained fame and fortune all the way, and her cousin enjoyed all the wealth.

Bai Yu tore the script by hand: Fuck your uncle!

Reborn back to the age of eighteen, Bai Yu kicked off her ex-husband.

But because of the marriage contract, she still had to choose one of her ex-husband's brothers to marry.

Bai Yu chose her ex-husband's brother who was cold and detached, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, and unmarried in his life.

*

Jiang Lin is a person, self-controlled and abstinent, extremely difficult to approach, and has never seen him smile at any girl, just when everyone is speculating about what kind of woman can enter his eyes, Jiang Lin submitted a marriage application report to the leader.

And he married his brother's ex-fiancée.

Everyone was speechless, feeling that blood was thicker than water, and the object would definitely be cannon fodder.

But she didn't want to, when Bai Yu married to the island, Jiang Lin did her laundry and cooking, and took care of all the housework, it was her nightmare, and this indifferent and silent man would also hold her and coax her to sleep warmly, and spoiled her as a good person who everyone on the island envied.

Jiang Lin was cold in the eyes of outsiders, and only Bai Yu knew that when no one was around, he would kiss her hot and crazy.

He was indifferent to everyone, but he spoiled her and spoiled her, and doted on her to the fullest.

*

After breaking up with Bai Yu, Jiang Kai was thrown to the hardest Great Northwest.

But it doesn't matter, because this world is a novel written by him, and soon Jiang Lin will die in an accident, and Bai Yu will come back to beg him to get back together, and then he will be able to return to Beijing to live in a courtyard house and walk to the peak of his life.

He waited, waited, waited until Jiang Lin flew to Huang Tengda, Bai Yu was admitted to university to establish a company, and she was so rich that she was spoiled by Jiang Lin???

1) Island / raising a baby / food / sweet daily

2) Overhead, the heroine has a career line

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Pre-received article: "The elopement ex-wife dressed as a big guy"

When I woke up, food blogger Lin Weiran found that she was wearing a book, with an extra big husband and a genius son, and an extremely charming face.

According to the plot, she will elope with someone soon after, and then quickly receive a box lunch, and when she dies, the reborn heroine will marry and sleep with her husband, beat her son, spend her money, and enjoy all the glory.

As a control group, the heroine's son soared, and her genius son was slapped in the face and abused all the way, becoming a vicious villain, and finally died without a body.

Lin Weiran: Elopement? That's not going to be a way to elope.

Husband has a handsome face and a good figure = a perfect bed partner

Big guy husband = rich and has the right to drink fragrant and spicy without worry

Genius son = painless mother, or genius

This day of buying and buying with her husband's salary and allowance, and occasionally teasing the genius little group, is not too fragrant, okay, whoever loves to elope elopes will elope!

*

Su Lingqian is handsome and capable, and he is a leading figure in scientific research at a young age.

Who doesn't want to go home with such an excellent talent, but who knows that he was cut off!

It is said that the one who cut off her beard is a lazy, pretentious and ugly country girl, and the son who gave birth to is more than two years old and can't speak, he is a fool!

Everyone felt worthless for Su Lingqian.

Until one day, Su Lingqian appeared in the scientific research institute with a big beauty with thin legs and white skin in one hand, and a fair-skinned and soft little ball with the other.

Everyone was dumbfounded, what about the ugly village girl and the little fool who said good?

What's even more dumbfounded is that the big beauty cried the entire research institute as soon as she made delicious food, and Xiao Tuanzi cried countless scientific researchers with mental arithmetic.

Everyone: My face hurts so much QAQ

------- pre-receive "The Old Days of Nancheng Courtyard"--------

When she was seven years old, Lin Xi lost her father, but soon her mother found her a stepfather.

The stepfather was the uncle of the same family in the second cotton spinning factory.

Uncle Chang has two daughters, the eldest is called Chang Mei, as his name suggests, he is the flower of the family compound, and the younger one is called Chang Jing, who is also as his name, and he can't beat a stuffy fart with a stick.

Later, her mother and stepfather added two younger sisters to her.

The fourth is often full, known as the little expert in cockfighting in the world, the fifth is often happy, a silly girl, and the originator of anti-PUA.

The people in the family compound call them - the five golden flowers of the Chang family.

On this day, the neighbor hurriedly came to inform Lin Xi's father: "Your daughter has a fight with someone!" The

stepfather was taken aback: "Which daughter?" Neighbor:

"All, your five daughters pressed the little bully of Director Lin's family to the ground and beat it, five to one!" The

stepfather breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I didn't suffer." Neighbors

: ???

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