Did the Demon King file his taxes today?
I was summoned to the Western Fantasy World by the Demon King because of the explosion of negative energy.
Demon King: "Slave of the dark powers, tell me your talents!" Me
: "I...... is an accountant!
Demon King: "What? -
Hello
, I am now a civilian member of the villain camp.
Four days off and three days, five insurances and two golds, 15 salaries, the leader (demon king) is ignorant, colleagues (dragons, demons, etc.) are harmonious, and they are free to ask for leave.
The faint green light, the gorgeous long conference table of the demon king, and the gaze of the ten cadres of the villain.
I spread out a blank sheet of paper, "Our goal for this year is to make a profit of 100,000!"
The cold and arrogant dragon clan youth sneered, his sapphire-like eyes dazzling, "This kind of small money is also a target?" How much did we earn last year?
I said, "Negative 2.6 billion."
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At the same time, the Archbishop of the God of Light, who is also summoning souls from another world and looking for the Holy Maiden: "What about me!! I'm such a big saint!
God of Light: "I see her coming." Two
seconds later.
God of Light: "I see her gone." -
Refuse
to run a company romance and refuse to be bribed by men/sex.
Whether it's a stupid boss who can be salty or sweet, the demon king of the innocent faction.
A cold, arrogant, erudite and talented young man of the dragon clan.
The gloomy silence can't resist the dark elves of feminine instinct.
The bastard who is good at gathering in the mouth and the hand, the killer whale brother with a unified aesthet.
Gentle and reliable, the undead knight who often leaves his head all over the place.
Please be reimbursed according to the system! [Swing your fist]
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※1.The text is in the third person.
2. Everyday texts. Light comedy style.
3. The accounting content is low, the accounting in the text has nothing to do with real life, it is only for the plot service, no reading pressure, please feel free to watch!
4. Tweets are prohibited in the comment area, and contact 3D is prohibited.
———————— "Senior Sister, My Best Strategy" copywriting:
Neither a senior sister nor a junior sister, Xu Zhizhi is the most mediocre disciple in the sect.
She is kind to people and has a loose personality, and whenever someone treats her well, she thinks that this person is very good from the bottom of her heart.
Gradually, Xu Zhizhi felt that something was not right.
The flamboyant sword cultivators in the sect, the cold and indifferent Fu cultivators, the stingy instrument cultivators, and even the arrogant and ruthless demon disciples seem to be willing to give her a snack or two, a little favor, or talk to her cordially and gently, and say some ambiguous words that Xu Zhizhi can't understand.
Xu Zhizhi: ???
Am I so popular?
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Player A: There is a little girl in Sword Cultivation, her favorability rises rapidly, and she dies laughing, and there is no difficulty at all. (She has such a good impression of me, my wife really loves me so much)
Player B: Zhizhi is just a good child, don't bully her like this. (Zhizhi has such a high affection for me, is it annoying to pester her, there is no male virtue at all [Dafang's tolerance)
Player C: A wants to chase Zhizhi? It's too low-level to treat the paper man as his wife. (Zhizhi has me in her heart, she is just too young to make it public so early)
Zhizhi (has a friendly sword cultivator sister who can have more than 90% favorability towards dozens of people at the same time): There are still many good people in the world.
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From then on, Xu Zhizhi was caught by a surprise glance at the lantern, was rescued by a hero in the white fog of the fairyland, was bathed by a beauty in the valley under the moon, was taught swordsmanship by hand, and was fed a love lunch.
Xu Zhizhi: No one cares about me, it's really tiring to rush like this.
For some reason, these men who followed her were overjoyed because she received the snacks, and they wanted to cry when she was disgusted in her heart.
The male cultivators suffer from gains and losses: why Zhizhi's favorability towards me has decreased! Am I not good enough? Or which bastard struck again?