I'm pregnant with Xianzun's little dragon cub [wear the book]
I want to write a lighter theme, and I plan to open the introduction of "The Male Widow Dressed as the First Assistant" to drop down to see the copywriting of this article: Xichen wears a book. He wore a BL-oriented group pet Xiuzhen text, but unfortunately, he didn't dress as the protagonist who was favored by the group, but as a foolish little brother who was the protagonist. Stupidity here does not mean stupidity, the little junior brother is really stupid who can be stupid. The reason why such a fool can become the protagonist's junior brother is only because he has the same thunder and fire dual spiritual roots as the protagonist. The protagonist was unable to marry due to physical problems, and the master who favored him like his life couldn't bear to see him have a bumpy fairy journey, so he found this little fool. They used the Heaven and Earth Spirit Treasure to support the little fool, just to wait for him to marry the Dan, and then take out his golden pill and give it to the protagonist. When Xichen wore it, the golden pill had already been completed, and he had been banned, and he would die if he didn't take out the golden pill. Of course, with the little fool's broken body, he wouldn't be able to live for a few days when he took out the golden pill. Left and right can't escape one death, Xichen simply messes up, but he can't survive, and he will never make other people's lives better :) He destroyed the golden pill, set fire to the mountain, and stole the magic weapon of the master and sold it. At the end of his life, he used the money he sold to get drunk and dreamed of death, and he lived a beautiful life. During this period, he also met an innocent young man named Xiaohua. Pure young man, everyone understands, beauty is beautiful, technology is worrisome, but who makes Xichen a pure young man. Afterwards, Xichen was satisfied to pick a place to die, but a few days later, he not only did not die, but even radiant. He felt that something was wrong, so he called for a miracle doctor, and the miracle doctor told him, "Your tendons and veins have been reshaped, and ...... You're pregnant! Xichen: "......" He clearly remembered that he was a man! He was shocked, and when he went back, he boiled himself a bowl of abortion pills, and was just about to drink it, when a faint cry came from his stomach: "Woo woo woo...... Daddy, don't abandon me, I'll be the best baby dragon! Xichen's hand shook, and the abortion pill smashed to the ground. What's more terrible than a man's pregnancy is that he is not pregnant with a person, but a dragon ...... The dragon clan is the most powerful race in the entire cultivation realm, and they have been born with heavenly cultivation, and all of them have outstanding appearances and bad luck, and they are the darlings of heaven and earth. But things are often not perfect, the way of heaven is restrained, the dragon race is extremely difficult to reproduce, and no cub has been born for thousands of years. And now there is only one dragon clan still active in the cultivation realm, the legendary lonely and arrogant, tyrannical temperament, known as crazy criticism by the entire cultivation world, and has lived for 1,800 years Nanlong Immortal Venerable. Xichen: "...... help!" What about the eighteen-year-old innocent boy who said yes Note: The protagonist of this article has no intellectual problems, and he pretended to be stupid in the early stage of the crossing Pre-collection: "The Male Widow Dressed as the Shousuke" In the fourth year of becoming a food blogger, Jiang Huaiqing, who has superb cooking skills, unexpectedly exploded. Just when he thought that he had worked hard and finally made a fortune, his foot slipped and he was unlucky enough to wear the book. He wore a copy of Long Aotian's counterattack cool text. Long Aotian has a miserable experience of blackening, and this book is no exception. The male protagonist has a solid family background and is talented, and he was originally a proud son of heaven with an unlimited future, but because he was assassinated, he was lame, and his parents and brother also died in this assassination. The male protagonist who lost his parents and brother was completely blackened, and in order to take revenge, he dragged his lame legs, bleeding blood, and climbed up to the court step by step. The blackened male protagonist is vicious, ruthless, and unbeatable in the court, but he will sit on the throne of the first assistant in ten years, and the power will invade the government and the opposition. Jiang Huaiqing felt that although the male protagonist was a cripple, he was in a high position and was very rich, and if he really dressed as a male protagonist, it would not be a loss. But it's a pity that he didn't dress as the male protagonist, but as the male protagonist's widow sister-in-law╯□╰ It's okay to be forced to become a brother who can have children, the key is that this male widow is still a vicious cannon fodder who can't die well! As soon as the male widow entered the door, the male protagonist's brother lost his breath, and when the male widow saw this, he simply rolled up the only two taels of silver left in his house and ran away. The behavior of the male widow and sister-in-law led to the death of the male protagonist's mother. The male protagonist will repay him, and after getting the right, he immediately found the male widow and divided the male widow's five horses. Recalling the bloody ending of the widow in the book, he looked down at the poor little male protagonist who was still in a wheelchair and was still full of innocence, Jiang Huaiqing silently picked up a spatula and began to make money to support his family. Hmph, such a big golden thigh doesn't hug it, why is he greedy for those two taels of silver? At this time, the male protagonist's mother is not dead, and the male protagonist who has not lost all his relatives has not yet turned black. Jiang Huaiqing thought about it, he wanted to take advantage of the male protagonist's blackening, and hold the golden thighs of the poor male protagonist tightly as a virtuous male widow. In order to ensure the stability of his thighs, Jiang Huai Qing asked for warmth and was diligent, and treated his brother-in-law as his own son. It's just that I don't know if it's a mistake in operation.,Gradually,The little poor male protagonist's eyes looked at him more and more weird.。 Jiang Huaiqing thought that his careful thinking of hugging his thighs was seen through by the male protagonist, so he quickly found an excuse to marry and ran away, but the male protagonist was caught back as soon as he was halfway through. In front of him, the male protagonist, who has always been simple, caressed his face with a gloomy face, and the danger whispered in his ear: "Sister-in-law wants to marry, why don't you marry Chao Jin, is it possible that sister-in-law also dislikes Chao Jin's lame legs?" ” ??? Jiang Huaiqing was shocked, how can you have two faces! Also, I treat you as a son, how can you treat me as a wife╯□╰ - Gu Chaojin always thought that God was punishing him by letting him be reborn ten years ago, but it wasn't until he looked at Jiang Huaiqing later that he suddenly understood that this was not a punishment, but God's mercy on him.