Chapter 991: "I Want a Girlfriend"

Gu Xiaobai's hand twisted, a little out of tune, and the piano sound of the old record came, and it was the sound of him playing the piano just now that was re-released.

At the same time, his singing voice has also become the voice of an old record.

It's like a celebrity from an old era, in front of an old-fashioned microphone, using an old megaphone, singing a song.

"Every street

Everyone's mouth

The first words of the meeting

It's just congratulations

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

Congratulations congratulations ......"

Hearing Gu Xiaobai sing this paragraph, he laughed when he "boomed" off the stage.

It turned out to be "Congratulations and Congratulations"!

Congratulations on what? Congratulations to Zhu Qinan can finally be single forever?

is talking about the banner that made Zhu Qinan on the hot search.

"Congratulations to Senior Zhu Qinan, who has not found a girlfriend for ten years, and graduated with honor as a single!"

Congratulations!

Others joined in, holding the lyrics in their hands, surrounding the microphone, and singing the chorus aloud:

"I've been single for three years

Will be single forever

After graduation today

Tomorrow will be single to the end

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations."

The word was changed so much that people couldn't complain, not to mention the people under the stage, and even the group of people singing on the stage almost laughed themselves.

And when it came to the later singing "Congratulations, Congratulations, Congratulations", everyone under the stage sang along.

For a time, countless voices sang together:

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations", not to mention how lively.

Even Wu Quandong sang along on the side of the stage, laughing so hard that he fell.

In fact, there are too many people who can sing this song, and they don't have to listen to it several times every Spring Festival.

It can even be said that there is no one who does not know how to sing.

No wonder Zhu Qinan will pull so many people on stage, this hook part, anyone can sing it!

In fact, the song "Congratulations and Congratulations" was not a song to celebrate the Spring Festival at the earliest.

The song was written in 1945, when the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression was finally won, and people could not hide their joy, so they wrote this song.

People are running around, and the first thing they say when they meet is to congratulate each other.

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!

What a celebratory scene.

The suffering is over, and spring has arrived!

Later, this song became a congratulatory song for the Spring Festival.

Now, it has been changed to a hook part on stage.

Really good music is always like this, no matter what era it is, it can show vigorous vitality, constantly change its appearance, rejuvenate itself, and will never be eliminated by the times.

After singing this chorus, everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt.

On the one hand, it is because of the funnyness of this song, and on the other hand, I have to sigh that Senior Zhu Qinan laughs at himself.

It's fun and cute.

is worthy of a man who has been on the hot search with a banner!

How much is a banner? Is there a hundred dollars?

is much more powerful than Brother Yao, who spent 60 million to be on the hot search!

Everyone on the stage also let go, they spread out on the circular stage, waved their hands to the audience, and danced with Gu Xiaobai's beat.

Over there, Zhu Qinan has already entered the second stage.

"I wrote that I was still single on a telephone pole

Kind people, please come and keep me company

Let me go home and give my parents a hard face

Bring a daughter-in-law home for the New Year

After waiting for the flowers to thank you, someone finally called back

Across from him was an old man, who spoke in tongues

I said, hello father-in-law, where is my wife......"

Zhu Qinan paused slightly, and in the next second, the rap faster than Gatling continued to soar:

"He said that the old military doctor cured all diseases, lack of kidney qi, soreness in the waist and knees, and night sweats in the middle of the night are kidney deficiency, kidney deficiency, kidney incurability, and no cure is not good, no money β†—β€”β€”"

The lyrics are fast, and everyone can't even keep up with the subtitles.

When Zhu Qinan finished singing this sentence, everyone below was silent for a few seconds.

And then......

"Hahahahaha......haha

"I'll go, Brother Nan!"

"The old military doctor is awesome!"

"I'll it, I dare to write any word......"

"These lyrics are awesome!"

"Brother Nan, Brother Nan!!!"

On the side of the stage, Wu Quandong's face was covered.

I know Xiaonan, you've graduated!

I know you've got your diploma, so don't be afraid of me!

But you at least give me some face!

On such occasions, what to sing about the old military doctor!

My stomach hurts from laughing, and I'm going to host a whole graduation ceremony, okay?

Next, there is the chorus of the audience.

"Every street

Everyone's mouth

The first words of the meeting

It's just congratulations

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

He has been single for thirty years

Will be single forever

After graduation today

Tomorrow will be single to the end

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

Congratulations congratulations ......"

On the stage, everyone hugged each other's fists and congratulated each other.

Congratulations, congratulations on being single.

Congratulations on being single.

Congratulations, you've been single for a lifetime.

Rejoice and rejoice, you will also be single for a lifetime!

After congratulating each other for a long time, they suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Damn, I was really deceived by Zhu Qinan's bastard!

What kind of song is this that can find a girlfriend?

This is a song that you can't find a girlfriend after singing it!

I'm so fooled!

Is it too late for me to step down?

Unfortunately, it's too late!

Thunderbolt, Zhu Qinan has already sung to the third paragraph.

"Who wrote that I was still single and hung it under a tree

If you want to write, please write me even worse

Ten years of university bachelor's, master's and doctoral degrees

The 10-time champion of the school song contest won the prize

No sister told me that you wouldn't marry

There was an old man who said that children, don't be afraid of the glitz and glamour of the world......"

Singing this, Zhu Qinan looked at Wu Quandong who was standing on the side of the stage.

Then, his left hand clenched into a fist and raised.

On his left index finger, a silver-gray ring shimmered.

Zhu Qinan continued to sing: "Since you are leaving, this silver-gray ring will be given to youβ€”β€”"

Zhu Qinan looked at Wu Quandong, and Wu Quandong also looked at Zhu Qinan.

At this moment, there was an indescribable surging in Wu Quandong's heart.

This kid even wrote me into the song......

This is the first time someone has written a song for me!

Wait, where am I old!

Why am I an old man!

It was at this moment that the last lyrics arrived.

"It's internally carbonized, the surface is hardened, the micro-arc oxidation, the laser carving is plating, the palladium is plated, and wearing it on the index finger can make you feel like a monk in the worldβ€”"

Wu Quandong almost vomited out a mouthful of blood.

But Zhu Qinan also shouted loudly: "Come, lift up your single ring!"

Behind, Gu Xiaobai raised his left hand, and the Supreme Ring shone brightly.

On the side of the stage, Hu Wenbin looked at Li Zhong, the graduate student representative next to him, and also raised his left hand.

Four rings sparkle.

Hook again:

"Congratulations, congratulations, ......"

Zhu Qinan looked at the audience with a smile.

Although he sang such a funny song, tears flashed in his eyes.

Congratulations on your graduation.