Chapter 277: What?!Even a child?!

"Twitter?"

Dumb Mao entered through the back door and stood on Lin Fan's shoulder, curious.

"Good stuff. ”

This guy twisted up a strong pill: "Cure all diseases, cure diseases after eating, and strengthen your body without illness!"

“......”

The poke of the stupid hair on the stupid hair on the head was trembling: "Twitter!"

"Hey?!!"

Lin Fan wanted to say something more, but Dull Mao had already flown into the small courtyard......

If it can speak, it will inevitably scold: "Although I am not human, you are a real dog!"

"Hey, the birds of the new era have learned well, it's really ......"

The guy shook his head: "How can I say that it is also a pill with elixir, even if there is a problem, it will not be poison......, right?"

"Gotta get it, I'll swallow one myself. ”

He was about to swallow the medicine when there was a knock on the door......

"Are you at home, open the door at home, and I'll look for you if there's something to do. ”

The voice of the charter woman Zhou Na sounded after a long time.

"Huh, you're back?"

Lin Fan opened the door and looked at it, but found that Zhou Na's little BMW was parked at the door, and there was still a person sitting in the co-pilot.

Zhou Qi!

It's just that at this moment, this kid's face is so broken, and he reluctantly smiled at Lin Fan.

"What's going on?"

Lin Fan was happy for a while: "Your brother was beaten?"

Zhou Na crossed her hands on her hips and sneered: "Yes, I beat it!"

“...... Uh, no, what are you beating him for?"

"I still want to ask you! This kid said that it was you who told him to pursue his truest self and not be bound by the rules and regulations of reality, so he ...... Will you go to women's clothing, what kind of comic exhibition will you go to, and you will also start a live broadcast?!"

"Gah?!"

Lin Fan was stunned.

Women's Clothing Comic Con is also live!

Hiss......

This kid is very good at playing!

But, when did you tell him this? Could it be that our saint is that pit goods?!

Lin Fan's heart jumped.

As a result, I saw in a blink of an eye that this kid was constantly glaring at himself, clenching his fists and making waves......

Yes, got it!

Nonsense!

Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Sister Na, you know what I am, although I hate those rules, but men, how can they be women?!"

Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, and then ...... It's starting to tremble.

"I said yes. ”

Zhou Na gritted her teeth: "I know that this kid must have lied to me, now face to face, what else do you have to say?!"

Zhou Qi didn't say anything, and glanced at Lin Fan with all kinds of resentment, extremely sad.

"You don't talk about righteousness!!"

He screamed.

"Little brother dei, you can eat this thing indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, I definitely haven't said those words~!"

"Also...... Sister Na, in my opinion, this wants women's clothes, it's a disease!"

"If there is a disease, it must be cured!"

"Yes!"

Zhou Na nodded again and again, very approving: "So I'm going to take him to a psychiatrist to enlighten him well......

"A young man, what is not good, go to women's clothing, and go to a place with a lot of people like Comic Con, and dress up more beautiful than me?"

Lin Fan: "......"

So that's why you're so angry?

The corners of this guy's mouth grinned: "Cough, Sister Na, actually, you don't need to see a psychiatrist." ”

"How do you heal the disease?"

"Ahem. ”

Clearing his throat, he said quietly: "Actually, Sister Na, you don't know me well enough, I am an unemployed vagrant on the surface, but in fact, I ...... I'm still a medicine seller. ”

"The ...... cures all diseases"

"A strong pill that cures all diseases?

“...... It's a real cure!"

Lin Fan glared: "Sister Na, you can't ruin my innocence without evidence~"

“......”

"You can't eat the dead, right?"

Zhou Na hesitated slightly......

"Sister?!"

Zhou Qi suddenly exclaimed: "Sister, I am your own brother, you ...... What are you going to do?"

"Then can I poison your brother?" Lin Fan patted his chest: "Powerful pills, okay!"

“......”

"Try one!"

"Sister?!"

Zhou Qiren is stupid!

Lin Fan said beautifully: "Okay, but I don't dare to say that the medicine is in addition to the disease, after all, there was no such disease as cosmia before......"

“...... and try. ”

Since Zhou Na has made a decision, she will not change it easily.

It was useless to let Zhou Qi cry and shout, so he took the pill directly from Lin Fan and poured it into his younger brother.

Who is Lin Fan?

Zhou Na couldn't say clearly.

However, he knows martial arts and can refine jade skin cream...... It's all a legendary thing!

So, now he has taken out the 'Mighty Pill' again...... Can that be an ordinary thing? It must be a good thing!

As long as you can't eat the dead, then let Zhou Qi eat it to death!

A moment later, Zhou Qi was forcibly drugged, and the whole person was paralyzed on the co-pilot, with a helpless face......

Lin Fan found out that Zhou Qi's legs and feet were inconvenient.

Simply put, a broken leg?!

"His legs?!"

“......”

Zhou Na's face was embarrassed: "What, you also know, I now have what you gave me in my body, and I can't control it, so I ......"

Lin Fan: "(⊙o⊙)..."

Why does this sound so strange?!

Although Lin Fan understood what Zhou Na meant, no matter how he heard or thought about it, he felt strange and a little wrong......

Zhou Qi: "(O_O) ??!!!!"

"Wow!! you guys are ?!!!"

This guy has something left in my body?!!!

So my sister couldn't control herself, and then she broke my leg!!

So here's the problem.

Man, what can you keep in a woman's body?!

And, even if she kept that thing, how could a woman not be able to control herself?!

Unless......

She is expecting?!

Because when you are pregnant, it is said that you will have a very big temper and you can't control yourself......

Damn?!

This guy got my sister pregnant and tricked me like this, causing me to have my leg broken?!

Zhou Qi is stupid, what is this special thing called?!

He instantly made up a big drama in his brain......

One out ......

This pair of 'adulterers**' was embarrassed, and they knew from the beginning that they had a habit of women's clothing, so they asked Lin Fan to pretend to wear women's clothes and lure himself to learn from him!

And then...... The two of them pretended not to know each other, but in fact, they had been together for a long time, and even had children!!

Woo woo woo, but he was kept in the dark, and it was not until now that he understood the reason for the matter!

"What's that look on your face?"

Looking at Zhou Qi's expression of shock, heartache, sadness, helplessness, despair and anger, Lin Fan blinked: "Brother dei, do you feel that something is wrong?"

"I'm not right anywhere!!"

Disheveled!

The car door opened, and the cargo jumped down and pointed at Lin Fan: "You...... You...... You're unexpected, I, alas!!"

He let out a long sigh, as if he had an endless sorrow for the ages, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

"That's it. ”

In the end, Zhou Qi laughed miserably: "Be kind to my sister, otherwise, I won't let you go if I say anything." ”

Then, the thing turned.

The expression was instantly tense, and the corners of his mouth were cracked to the base of the back ear.

The two of them are together?!

It's good to be together!

If they're together and they're open to me, won't the two of them kiss me and me and you and me in the future, and then they won't have time to care about me?

The freedom that I have been looking forward to for many years has finally come!!

"Wait!!"

Before he could run away, he was stopped by Zhou Na.

The smile on his face suddenly retracted, and turned into sadness and indignation: "What's the matter, sister?!"

"Your legs!?"

Zhou Na's red lips directly turned into Type 0.

Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and looked at his legs incredulously......

He was so excited that he almost forgot that he was still holding his legs! There was still a plaster cast on his legs, but now he ???

"Hey,, it hurts!"

He sat on the ground, and Zhou Na's face changed slightly.

But in the next second, Zhou Qi's painful look disappeared, and he knocked on the plaster cast on his leg, his face full of confusion: "???"

"It doesn't seem to hurt much?"

"This!?"

Zhou Na looked at Lin Fan: "You ......"

"Cure all diseases, strong pills, strong pills. ”

Lin Fan grinned, and at the same time, he was also a little shocked in his heart.

This thing works so well!

It's so good that it explodes!

After swallowing it until now, in less than three minutes, the fracture is healed?

Cowhide!

"I ......"

Zhou Na opened her mouth, but found that she didn't know what to say, and this scene happened in front of her like this, which made her have to believe it!

But the problem is, it's just too 'unscientific'.

"You medicine?"

"Powerful pills, it's very easy to use. ”

“!!!!”

Zhou Na was stunned, as if she suddenly thought of something, and then ...... A kick was made on the plasterboard of Zhou Qi's leg.

Click!

The gypsum board suddenly exploded, and Zhou Qi was almost scared.

"Sister?!...... Stop!"

"I'm your own brother, do you want to break my leg again and try the effect of the medicine?!"

He was also shocked by the miracle of this medicine, but at this moment...... Damn, he even doubted that Zhou Na could break his leg again, just to test the efficacy of the medicine.

"Nonsense, I'm not a fool!"

Zhou Na scolded: "Go home, don't be embarrassed here, I have something important to discuss with Lin Fan!"

“......”

Zhou Qi got up slowly, turned around and ran.

"Cut, these two people just think I'm a light bulb...... Damn!"

......

"Come into the house and say!"

After pulling Lin Fan into the house, Zhou Na's face was slightly solemn: "The medicine you told me and Qin Ya before is this so-called 'strong pill'?"

"Yes. ”

Lin Fan nodded.

This is what Lin Zixiao said, but what is between us and her?

"I have seen the effect of healing and healing. Zhou Na whispered: "It's incredible." ”

"If there is really what you said, prolonging life, preventing all diseases, whitening and anti-aging, etc., then this medicine is priceless!"

It's amazing!

One hundred days of injury and bone movement, both Chinese and Western medicine have similar sayings, especially fractures, 100 days are not good.

But what about Lin Fan?

A pill goes down, three or two minutes, and it is already alive......

Isn't this effect intuitive enough?