Yue Guan Liu Yifei was about to interact with the fans in the theater, when he suddenly found a noise from the audience.

And the sound of slaps.

"You liar, didn't you say you didn't care about my past when you chased me?"

"I don't want your house, I don't want your car, I don't want your people, I don't even want a bride price, and I let you buy one get one free, what else are you not satisfied with?"

"Scumbag, don't contact me again. ”

Then a female audience member left the audience in a rage.

Yue Guan and Liu Yifei looked at each other.

Liu Yifei asked in a low voice, "What's the situation?"

"It seems like a boyfriend and girlfriend are arguing. ”

"Then it won't make a fuss in public, right? How can the matter of two people be so ignorant if the matter of the two is resolved in private? I'm also angry with you now, and I can't put up with it. Liu Yifei didn't forget to boast when she complained.

Yue Guan: "Yes, yes, your old man knows the general situation, who can compare with you." ”

"That man is also mentally retarded, is there anything to go home and say no? Liu Yifei complained.

Yue Guan nodded: "Indeed, no matter what the reason, it's quite stupid to quarrel in public, let alone be beaten." ”

Although he said this, Yue Guan still took the initiative to comfort this buddy:

"Brother, look at the point, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower. ”

This guy is Shangguan Xingfeng.

He didn't expect that a movie theater he picked casually with the goddess caught up with the Yueguan roadshow.

After seeing Yue Guan, Shangguan Xingfeng's grievances suddenly broke out, his eyes instantly turned red, and tears burst out: "Your Majesty, I'm uncomfortable." ”

Yue Guan: "Eh, are you my fan?"

He looked a little familiar.

When have you seen it?

Yue Guan has a good memory.

He recalled it seriously, and soon remembered that not long ago, he and Qin Lan went to watch the screening of "Taiping Wheel" together, and after watching it, he saw this man at the door of the movie theater.

At that time, Yue Guan also scolded him for sand sculpture, and broke up with the girl after watching the movie, which was too showy.

I didn't expect to take another girl to watch the movie today.

This big brother can do it, Yue said that I want to retract my evaluation of his Zhu Gusheng.

But he soon learned that he had taken it too soon.

Shangguan Xingfeng said aggrievedly: "I am Shangguan Xingfeng. ”

Yue Guan: "Shangguan Xingfeng? Which Shangguan Xingfeng? Wait, I remember, when I posted on Weibo to persuade netizens not to watch "Pure Heart: Dream Showbiz", a netizen didn't listen, and bought more than a dozen movie tickets in a row, that netizen seems to be called Shangguan Xingfeng, it won't be you, right?"

Hearing Yue Guan say this, Shangguan Xingfeng cried even more: "It's me." ”

Yue Guan: "...... Brother, mourning. ”

"I can't mourn, I was wrong, Your Majesty, I really shouldn't have hacked you. At that time, I was your black fan, and in order to be angry with you, I bought more than a dozen movie tickets for "Pure Heart: Dream Showbiz" in a row, and invited my friends and goddesses to watch it together. After watching the movie, the goddess is gone, and the friends are gone. ”

After Shangguan Xingfeng finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Liu Yifei also laughed directly, and then quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I really can't help it." ”

Shangguan Xingfeng closed himself: "Laugh, laugh, I'm really ridiculous." Later, in order to chase another goddess, I went to watch "Taiping Wheel" with her. After watching "Taiping Wheel", I took the initiative to block that goddess because I felt that her taste was too poor and she was not worthy of me. ”

Shangguan Xingfeng's voice fell, and the audience burst into laughter.

Everyone thinks this guy is so funny.

But Shangguan Xingfeng's confession is not over yet, and after everyone laughed almost, Shangguan Xingfeng opened his third confession: "Since then, I have realized that I should not be Your Majesty's black fan, I should be your fan, and it will definitely not end well to fight against you." So I turned black to a fan, and I wanted to support it from the first day of the release of "Pure Heart: Dream Chaser", and it just so happened that during this time I met another girl, she is still your fan, the one who ran away just now.

She was very good to me, she was always AA during her relationship with me, and she never accepted my gifts, and occasionally gave me a few good gifts, I thought I had met love. ”

"That's good. "Yue Guan Dao.

Shangguan Xingfeng burst into tears again: "I also thought it was very good, until I watched the movie "Pure Heart: Dream Chasing Taiping Wheel", and saw Yu Zhen pregnant with a child looking for Lei Fang to be the pick-up man, and a bold idea came to my mind. ”

Shangguan Xingfeng said this, and the eyes of the audience looking at him were full of pity.

The truth is similar to what the audience imagined:

I asked, I asked her if she was pregnant with a child, if the child needed a father? I said I couldn't accept it, and she actually called me a scumbag.

The flame of my love has just been ignited and has been extinguished. Your Majesty, I feel that I have realized that women are devils, and I am ready to become a monk.

By the way, thank you, Your Majesty, thank you for making this movie, so that I didn't like to be a father. If it weren't for you, I might have to help other men raise children. ”

Shangguan Xingfeng's expression was so serious that Yue Guan couldn't help but say something in his heart: "Brother, are you mentally retarded? What if she is pregnant with a girl in her belly?"

Liu Yifei raised her hand and stabbed him.

Yue Guan hurriedly added: "I was joking just now, but brother, are you really my fan?"

"It wasn't before, but it is now. At first, I was a fan of Huang Zhilie, and I didn't buy a house because I believed in his evil. Shangguan Xingfeng said this, and once again came from his heart: "If I were an early fan, it would be good for you." ”

Liu Yifei held back her smile and worked very hard.

She thought this guy was too funny.

Yue Guan felt the same way.

He invited Shangguan Xingfeng to the stage, patted Shangguan Xingfeng's shoulder vigorously and comforted: "Shangguan Xingfeng, right, since you are my fan, I will give you a benefit." The four are all empty and enter the empty door, forget it, you go to Douyin, I think you have the potential to be an Internet celebrity, I will pay attention to you. ”

Yue Guan rarely sent a kindness.

On the same day, #岳关宠粉#和#史上最倒霉的粉丝上官星风#就同时冲上了热搜.

The box office of "Pure Heart: Dream Chaser" was also stimulated, and it rose by 8 million again.

In private, Liu Yifei asked Yue Guan: "Do you really think that Shangguan Xingfeng can be popular as an Internet celebrity?"

"Hmm. ”

"Why? Does he have anything special?" Liu Yifei was very strange.

Yue Guan nodded: "Yes, he is enough for sand sculptures." ”

Liu Yifei: "...... That's why that's the reason?"

"Of course, enough sand sculpture means funny enough, and he has a talent for it, but he doesn't know it. ”

Anyway, he was a fan of himself, so Yue Guan took it upon himself to help him.

That's how he spoils fans.