Chapter 70: The CP of "Cultivating Positive Fruits"!
Seeing this introduction, Xie Yan's heart jumped suddenly! Secretly said: I'll go, is it such a cow! With this, first give the enemy a control, and then just desperately output, isn't this equivalent to being invincible in the same realm! But it's a pity that it's ineffective against zombies, no wonder in the film, in addition to the Eight Buddha Bronze Mirror, when he killed zombies in the later stage, he never took it out and used it, so there was such a limitation.
But after thinking about it, if you can fix all the zombies, then the quality of this magic weapon is more than just a spiritual weapon.
"I've got to figure out how to get my hands on this magic weapon. ”
Xie Yan knew very well in his heart that this magic weapon actually had little effect in the mission world, after all, whether it was catching ghosts and subduing demons or killing zombies, he could use all kinds of powerful spells and magic weapons unscrupulously in the mission world, but not in the real world, there were too many restrictions. At the very least, there are some powerful spells that he can't use, not to mention accidentally injuring others, just being seen or photographed is a very troublesome thing.
Therefore, in terms of practicality among the magic weapons he possesses, the role of these Eight Buddha Bronze Mirrors in reality is definitely no less than that of several other high-grade spiritual weapons, and even surpasses!
At this moment, the bronze mirror in the hand of Master Yixiu shone directly at the four-eyed Taoist. Suddenly, the four-eyed Dao Chief's whole body stiffened, and he really froze
Xie Yan, who was watching the play with the Mirror Flower Water Moon Technique in the room, was surprised to find that a little white light was oozing out of the heart of the four-eyed Dao Long Eyebrow, and then it was ingested into the bronze mirror!
Seeing this scene, he was shocked in his heart, and wondered: "Could it be that the white light point is the Yuanshen brand that the system says?" Immediately after, everything that happened next verified his conjecture.
I saw that under the control of Master Yixiu, the mirror surface of the bronze mirror rotated rapidly, and the originally stiff body of the four-eyed Dao Leader also rotated, and his hand opened uncontrollably like a chicken claw.
Then Master Yixiu slammed the bronze mirror back, and the bronze mirror instantly stopped rotating, and in the bronze mirror, the slightly sluggish face of the four-eyed Taoist was printed.
Jingjing on the side took out a rag doll from her shoulder bag, and saw that the rag doll was wearing a robe of the same color as the four-eyed Taoist, but the face of the rag doll was blank.
Master Ikkyu took the doll and pressed its face against the bronze mirror to make a sound similar to that of roasting meat, accompanied by a puff of green smoke.
When he took the rag doll away, facial features appeared on the originally empty face, and after a closer look, he actually had four or five points of imagination with the four-eyed Dao chief, and at the same time, the bright white primordial spirit brand also quickly melted into the body of the rag doll.
Master Ikkyu tried to shake the rag doll twice, and when he saw that the four-eyed Taoist on the opposite side was also shaking, he nodded with satisfaction. Glancing at the four-eyed Taoist. But he ignored him, and said to Jingjing: "This doll is very fun! I'll go back and change clothes, you play slowly!" After speaking, he hummed a little song and walked away with the steps that his six relatives did not recognize.
After Jingjingmu sent Master Yixiu away, he turned around and slowly approached the four-eyed Dao Chief.
The four-eyed Taoist knew that he had been tricked, but he refused to give in and shouted stubbornly: "Hey, what are you going to do!?
And because of a series of things just now, Jingjing no longer had a little awe for the four-eyed Taoist in her heart, only to stare at a pair of good-looking big eyes, and asked fiercely: "Say, are you playing tricks on my master?"
The four-eyed Taoist who resolutely implements the 16-character principle of "confessing leniently, sitting in prison, resisting strictly, and going home for the New Year!" gritted his teeth and said: "No! How can it be!"
But Jingjing, who knew the truth, said with an indignant face: "How is it possible? and pull out my master's teeth!" After speaking, he took out a firecracker from his satchel, and then stuffed it into the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist!
Looking at the big red firecrackers in front of him, the four-eyed Taoist said with a frightened face: "Hey, don't! No, ......."
It's a pity that before he finished speaking, the firecracker was stuffed into his mouth by Jingjing. The four-eyed Taoist was still about to struggle, but he was frozen at this time, but he was powerless, so he could only watch Jingjing light the fuse of the firecracker.
"Bang!" There was a muffled sound, and the firecracker exploded in the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist. He was still struggling just now, and suddenly stopped. If it weren't for the cultivation in the body, if you were an ordinary person, you would have been blown up a long time ago. It's just like now, just because of the violent concussion caused by the explosion, the teeth are a little sore, but the aftermath must be uncomfortable when it spreads to the brain.
Jingjing glared at him and questioned again, "Admit it or not!" As she spoke, she took out a thicker firecracker from her satchel.
The four-eyed Taoist will be a little afraid of this seemingly innocent and harmless little girl, for fear that he will stuff the firecrackers into his mouth before he finishes speaking, and quickly admitted, "It's me!"
Jingjing asked again, "Why do you want to fix my master!?"
The four-eyed Taoist still said with a dead duck's mouth: "I'm playing!
When Jingjing heard this, she smiled angrily and said, "Play, okay, I'll play with you!" After speaking, she brought a bamboo chair from the side and placed it in front of the four-eyed Taoist.
The four-eyed Taoist suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, especially when he saw Jingjing inserting a cupola cannon into the gap of the bamboo chair, this feeling was even stronger, and he hurriedly stopped: "Hey, what are you going to do! I'll tell you, don't mess around!"
But at this time, Jingjing would not listen to him, and saw her pick up the rag doll and flick its head with her fingers.
"Oops!" a cry of pain sounded, and the four-eyed Taoist seemed to be flicked as well, and his head tilted back heavily.
Jingjing then broke the ragdoll's hands and feet apart and placed it on the cupola. Then he put his hands and feet in an encirclement shape and hugged the cupola tightly.
"Hey, don't make trouble, something will happen! If you get someone's life, you'll be in trouble! Jia Le! Come and help!" The four-eyed Taoist who had a premonition of what was going to happen next exclaimed again and again.
Knorr reluctantly walked out of the room and whispered "Oh!" to stop him.
Who knows, Jingjing, who was thinking about being angry for the master, quickly ignited the lead before Jia Le came to stop it.
"Chirp!", the cannon shot forward. At the same time, the four-eyed Taoist seemed to be drawn by a mysterious force and rushed out.
"Smack!"
"Boom!"
Two voices rang out, the first was the cannon hitting the wall, and the second was the head of the four-eyed leader hitting the wall.
"I'll go, this is an ordinary person, at least it's a concussion!" Xie Yan, who was watching this scene, suddenly felt a little frightened.
Who would have thought that the cupola that fell to the ground had not been extinguished, and it still flew back some distance. Tragically, the four-eyed Taoist also flew all the way back and knocked over countless tables, chairs and benches.
Seeing that it was about to crash into another wall again, fortunately the cannon was finished at this time, otherwise it would have to come again.
At this time, Jia Le hurriedly rushed over, trying to help the four-eyed Taoist to his feet. It's a pity that the four-eyed Dao that was fixed was as heavy as a thousand gold, and he couldn't move it alone. He hurriedly raised it and said to Jingjing: "Jingjing, let my master go, don't play!"
But Jingjing not only didn't listen, but took out a cupola cannon again, looked at them and said, "Who told your master to be so bad, I want to shoot him into the sky!
After saying that, he really pointed the cupola at the sky, and then fixed the ragdoll on the cupola.
On the other side, the four-eyed Taoist who was lying on the ground suddenly sat up, his hands in an encircled shape, and it was the same as the posture of a rag doll.
Seeing that Jingjing was about to ignite the fuse, at this time, Master Ikkyu, who had changed her clothes, walked in from outside to stop her, and said to the four-eyed Taoist, "Simu, is it okay to settle today's matter?"
The four-eyed Taoist who suffered such a big loss was not willing, and shouted angrily: "You are dreaming!"
Master Yixiu said with an indifferent look: "Jingjing, shoot him to the sky!"
Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist realized his situation and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, forget it!
Master Yixiu smiled and said, "Okay, it's even!" Then he turned his head and said, "Jingjing, let's go." ”
Seeing Master Yixiu leave like this, the four-eyed Taoist was anxious, "Hey, monk, don't you help me solve it!"
Master Yixiu, who had already walked outside the door, turned around and said with a "sudden realization": "Oh, yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot! Then he "kindly" advised: "You have to drink it all in one go!"
"Hurry up!" Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist immediately asked Jia Le to bring the oil over.
Seeing this, Xie Yan was also speechless, he knew that this technique could not be solved by drinking oil. Why in the film, when the four-eyed Taoist leader can move after drinking? That's because this spell has a time limit. Obviously, Master Yixiu had already calculated this point, knowing that when the four-eyed Daoist drank a jar of oil, it was just when this spell failed.
But the four-eyed Taoist who was kept in the dark really thought that he had untied it after drinking a jar of oil. At this time, the four-eyed Taoist who had drunk a cylinder of oil was unable to slow down for a long time, and his mouth was unconsciously muttering: "You have a kind! I admire you!
"Master, I'll help you!" Jia Le saw that it was difficult for the four-eyed Taoist to even stand up, so he hurriedly walked over and helped him up.
It may be that the four-eyed Taoist really drank too much oil, and neutralized his IQ with oil, and when he saw that he had a big belly, a sentence suddenly popped up.
"You've got a kind of you! You've made my belly bigger!"
Xie Yan looked at the ridiculous famous scene in front of him, and suddenly gave him a sense of déjà vu, the pair of four-eyed Taoist chief and master Yixiu, who had been "in love and killing each other" for decades, finally cultivated a sense of déjà vu today!