Chapter 1230: Killing Two Birds with One Stone, Double Happiness is Coming
Father.
One word is crisp.
The mouth of the second girl standing next to her suddenly opened into an 'O' shape, and her eyes widened round and wide.
This...... Is this little boy the master's son?
Oh, my God!
It's incredible!
Who is the mother?
Wrong!
I haven't heard that the owner has a daughter-in-law, why did a son suddenly appear, is this the legendary happy father?
Don't look at Erya has always been in the Tianyuan Town Soul Tower, but in fact, she knows a lot.
Jun Chang laughed stupidly.
Suddenly, a little kid popped out of the flames and called out to his father, this ...... If you want to be heard by your girlfriend, you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River!
"Girlfriend? The system complained.
"Daddy!"
The child said, "I'm hungry!"
"Bang!"
Jun Chang smiled and slapped the little guy from the lotus to the ground, and roared: "I'm still a yellow flower guy, how can I have a child!"
"Woo woo woo ......"
The child cried, "Daddy, you are so ruthless!"
Erya couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly came over to dissuade him: "Master, tiger poison doesn't eat children, you must be calm!"
“......”
Jun Changxiao's mentality exploded completely.
More than 1,000 chapters have always been guarded like jade.,Suddenly a child calls himself a father.,Even if you like to be a father, he can't be like that!
"Whew!"
Forcing the collapse of his heart, Jun Changxiao let go of his hand and said with a heavy face: "Who are you?"
"I was conceived from my father's body, so I am my father's son!" said the child.
"I see. ”
Erya suddenly realized: "Master, this should be the spirit of the fire soul, it has grown from womb to baby, not only has spiritual wisdom, but also has the body. ”
"Poof!"
Jun Chang laughed and a mouthful of blood splattered.
This guy was born from his own body, isn't it equivalent to having a female function!
The system said: "No wonder the host has an orphan physique, and the follow-up work that only the original male and female matching can be done by themselves." ”
This spit was very sharp, and Jun Changxiao, who vomited, almost spurted blood again.
"Daddy......"
Suddenly, there was another milky voice.
Jun Chang smiled as if he had been struck by lightning, and then turned his head extremely stiffly, and saw that there was a two- or three-year-old baby boy bound by ropes in the area that had been purified before, and he looked more lovely than the spirit of the fire soul.
"Master!"
Erya exclaimed: "This is an evil spirit, it has not only been completely purified into a baby body, but also regarded you as its own father!"
"Ahhh——————h
Jun Chang laughed and shouted to the sky, and then fell to the ground and passed out.
......
In the process of purifying the Great Demon King of Darkness, the Spirit of Fire Soul advanced by leaps and bounds in just one month after actual combat, not only successfully obliterating the former, but also fully sublimating itself.
It's definitely a double win!
However, Jun Changxiao was unhappy, because the task was completed, and he had two more sons for no reason.
"Sect Master, although you are very handsome and have a successful career, because you have two children, this is unacceptable to me, so ...... Sorry, we're not the right fit. ”
"Girl, listen to me!"
Jun Changxiao hurriedly chased after the graceful figure that was gradually moving away, but he couldn't catch up, and finally woke up from his dream, his forehead covered with beads of sweat.
"Dreams!"
"It turned out to be a dream!"
He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and his expression stiffened the next second.
There were two sleeping children on the bed, one with a thumb and the other with bubbles in his nose and mouth.
Although the form of the fire soul resembles that of a human child, there is a mark of fire between the eyebrows, and the evil spirit is purified and extremely pink and cute.
Look through the hatch of the ship into the endless darkness.
Jun Changxiao shed an extremely precious tear and said, "This is not the life I want......"
......
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. ”
In the ship's cafeteria, the fire spirits and evil spirits devoured it, as if they had been hungry for a long time.
Shang Youchen watched the plates slowly stack up, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Sect Master, the two Linglang can really eat." ”
"Bang!"
"Poof!"
His Royal Highness the Prince foamed at the mouth and fell.
Jun Changxiao clenched his fists, spread his thighs and stepped on the chair, and said angrily: "Remember for this seat, these are just two attributes!"
"Remember...... Remembered ......"
The spirit of the fire soul was born in the dantian, and the evil spirit signed a contract because it was purified by the dog.
Although the two have human bodies, they are not real human beings, they are nothing more than two attributes controlled by Jun Changxiao.
But I can't stand people being willing to call him 'Daddy'.
......
"Dad, I'm hungry again!"
"Dad, I still want to eat fried rice!"
"Dad, why are you so depressed?"
"Dad, why don't I tell you a meat joke?"
The two infant spirits are like ghosts that linger, entangled around Jun Changxiao every day, making him mentally deranged.
The most devastating.
The fire spirit has a bit of a short temper, and beats the evil spirit when he disagrees, and the latter often complains to himself with a blue nose and swollen face.
"Daddy!"
"The fire baby hit me again......!"
"Enough!"
"I've had enough!"
Finally one day, Jun Changxiao couldn't help but roar loudly.
It seemed that he realized that his father was angry, and the fire spirit and the evil spirit stood honestly together, and the two brothers bowed their heads as if they had made a big mistake, and tears of grievance swirled in their eyes.
Seeing this, Jun Changxiao's heart suddenly hurt.
The system said: "Although the fire spirit and the evil spirit are two attributes of heaven and earth, after all, one is conceived from the host's body, and the other is purified and signed a contract, which is no different from one's own flesh and blood. ”
......
"A chopstick can be easily broken. ”
"What if it's two chopsticks, or more?"
Jun Changxiao didn't reprimand him ruthlessly, but planned to educate the two of them, so he took out two chopsticks and folded them, and they snapped and broke without any force.
“......”
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
"Brush!"
Jun Changxiao took out two large iron rods that were comparable to the holy grade and handed them over, and said, "You try to see if you can break two chopsticks." ”
"Why don't you take the Decepticon and let them fold!" the system complained.
"Daddy. ”
The fire spirit took one, his hands were shrouded in flames, and said proudly, "Do you have to break it? Can't you burn it?"
"Whew!"
Enveloped in a strong and scorching flame, the large iron rod was instantly melted into a slurry.
“......”
Jun Chang smiled, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Daddy. ”
The evil spirit took the big iron rod and said weakly, "Do you have to break it? Can't you corrode it?"
"Whew!"
A strange attribute permeated from the palm of his hand, instantly decaying the iron rod into nothingness.
"Poof!"
Jun Changxiao fainted again.
I told you that brothers should be united, either burned with fire, or corroded, which is the difference between cutting from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights, asking me if my eyes are sour!
But.
To the relief of the dogs.
The two little guys seem to be very powerful, and as long as they are cultivated in the future, they will definitely have a big effect.
The system said: "The spirit body that was only conceived in the mortal universe is much stronger than the dimensional attributes, and the host gets two, what's not to be happy about?"
"That's right. ”
Jun Changxiao began to let go of his prejudices and open his heart to accept the two children.