Gu Chen, who was standing outside the door, was almost amused by the words of the little boy in the house.

You must know that there is no taboo in children's words, but these words of the little boy are not wrong in the eyes of adults.

Looking down at his watch, Gu Chen, who wanted to solve the police situation as soon as possible, still knocked on the door.

"Who?" said a woman in the room.

"We are police. Gu Chen stood at the door and said lightly.

It didn't take long for a short-haired woman in pajamas to gently open the door.

When I saw that there were indeed three uniformed policemen standing in front of me, I also chuckled in my heart.

"Please...... Excuse me, what are you doing here?" the woman asked, apparently knowingly.

Gu Chen looked at a teenage boy in front of him, and couldn't help but smile and said, "We received a call from your son, saying that you were going to kill him. ”

"This bunny. When the woman heard this, her face immediately stiffened.

It can be seen that three policemen are standing outside the door.

In line with the idea that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, the middle-aged woman still gave up a position and said: "Comrade policeman, come in, come in and say." ”

Everyone looked at each other, nodded silently, and then after entering the house, Gu Chen closed the door of the living room.

"What are you doing?" Officer Wang was surprised, walked over to the little boy, and sat casually on the sofa.

"I was beaten by my mom, I was 12 years old. The little boy looked cute and directly informed Officer Wang of his information.

"Hmm, what's going on?" Officer Wang asked him with a mocking tone.

At this moment, the little boy's mother also happened to step aside, but did not approach, but stood in the corner to watch the police deal with it.

The little boy pointed to his mother and said, "She asked me to correct my homework, I went to change it, and she asked me to do another thing, and I said that when I finish my homework, she will say what is your attitude?" ”

Saying this, the little boy seemed to be aggrieved.

The cute appearance almost amused Lu Weiwei.

Gu Chen didn't speak, just held back a smile.

It seems more appropriate to hand over such information to Officer Wang, who has already received such calls on more than one occasion.

Officer Wang pretended to follow the little boy's train of thought, and then asked, "Did you hit anywhere?"

The little boy shook his head: "It's not hurt, but if it's really injured and then call the police, then ......"

"That's too late, isn't it?" Officer Wang immediately answered.

"That's right. The little boy was innocent and nodded directly: "Then I will be miserable." ”

"yes, you're smart. Officer Wang touched his head with a smile, and asked in a mocking tone, "Then what did she use to hit you?"

She ...... That's what she is. In order to accurately restore the scene of being beaten at that time, the little boy did the same, directly rolled his book into a paper tube, and demonstrated to Officer Wang: "That's what she beaten." ”

"Eh, you're so fierce? Then your mother is good enough. Officer Wang couldn't help but sympathize.

The little boy saw that Officer Wang seemed to be on his side, so he said confidently: "She also said some hurtful things." ”

"What did you say?" asked Officer Wang.

She ...... She said, I won't support you in the future, let me fend for myself. ”

"Hahaha. Lu Weiwei couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly.

Seeing the little boy looking at herself, Lu Weiwei hurriedly explained to herself: "We police officers are professional, and we generally don't laugh, unless we can't help it." ”

The little boy's mother is also blushing and having a thick neck at the moment, and she feels that the ugliness of the family is really spreading this time, and the little boy is turning over old accounts?

But the little boy seemed to be right, and said directly: "I know, the law stipulates that if you are not yet 18 years old, you must finish raising what you are born." ”

"Hmph. Officer Wang held back a smile and patted the little boy on the shoulder: "What you said is right, your mother gave birth to you, but you have to raise you until you are 18 years old, yes, you must finish raising you." ”

"Poof. Lu Weiwei hurriedly adjusted her state, and then said to the little boy's mother with the tone of speaking for the little boy: "This lady, in the future, communicate more with the child, don't do it, after all, the child has grown up." ”

"Yes, yes, comrade police said yes. "The middle-aged woman was also very cooperative.

The tacit understanding between adults is often in that one look and one action.

Everyone seems to be accompanying the little boy in a play, and the little boy is the protagonist in the story.

Seeing that everyone was speaking for himself, the little boy suddenly said confidently: "Then will you still beat me in the future?"

"You kid, if you don't listen to you, why do you still say that I beat you?"

"You just beat me, like that. Saying this, the little boy rolled the homework book into a paper tube again, and then tapped his arm a few times: "That's how you hit me just now." ”

"Good, good. The woman was also speechless, and waved her hand directly: "Next time, I'll talk to you well, can you say okay?" ”

"That's pretty much it. "The little boy seems to have found the dawn of victory.

With the police by his side, he suddenly felt his self-confidence bursting, and said directly: "You still gave birth to me, and I must be raised every 18 years old, and I can't be left to fend for myself." ”

"Okay, well, I'm going to finish raising you, can't I finish raising you?" the woman was about to be stunned by the little boy.

Gu Chen could also see that this time, the little boy pulled back a game.

Seeing that the contradiction had been resolved, Gu Chen sighed and walked up to the little boy and asked, "Then that's it, do you think it's okay?"

The little boy looked at Gu Chen and nodded silently.

"Then are you still satisfied with what we handled?" Gu Chen asked again.

The little boy continued to nod: "As long as my mother doesn't beat me, I'm satisfied, I'm afraid that she will settle accounts after the fall, and she will beat me again as soon as you leave." ”

"Haha, you're too cute, aren't you?" Lu Weiwei was also defeated by the innocence of this little boy, and said to the middle-aged woman: "This lady, you also heard it." ”

"I heard it, I heard it, it was the child's homework that was messy, say a few words to him, you can rest assured, I won't beat him. ”

Lu Weiwei turned her head to look at the little boy: "Are you satisfied now?"

"Well, satisfied. The little boy was conflicted, but nodded his head in satisfaction.

"Alright. Gu Chen tugged at his collar, and then said: "The family is more harmonious, communicate more with the child, there is no need to beat him, I think he is very smart." ”

"It's very smart, but sometimes, it's just too smart to control it, but don't worry, comrade police, I won't beat him, and he's right. ”

The middle-aged woman also seems to be reasonable, and she doesn't look unreasonable.

Gu Chen simply nodded, shook hands with the woman, and then led everyone back into the police car.

"Whew. Officer Wang lay back in his seat, then took a long breath and said, "Today's children are really amazing, they know national law, but they don't understand family rules." ”

"Yes, kids are really ...... nowadays Alas, it's time to go to heaven. Lu Weiwei took out the tied skewers again and ate them, and couldn't help teasing: "Especially the last sentence, I really laughed, what is under 18 years old, you must be raised after birth, haha, I feel that the logic of children is very clear, and now parents really need to pay attention to education methods." ”

Officer Wang took out a few skewers from Lu Weiwei's paper bag and put them to his mouth, muttering to himself: "Don't talk about this little boy, my daughter Xiaobei sometimes has a headache, especially my police profession, I really have to lead by example, sometimes, it's quite contradictory to educate." ”

"Senior Brother Wang is also worried about Xiaobei's education?" Gu Chen started the car and drove directly onto the main road.

Officer Wang nodded silently: "It's not the first time you've seen this child in my family, don't you know what her role is?"

"Isn't it just yesterday, I sent Xiaobei to school, and Xiaobei's homeroom teacher said to me seriously, your child is very smart, but unfortunately he just refuses to use it for learning. ”

"Haha, it seems that the current teachers say so, right?" Lu Weiwei felt that this was familiar.

Officer Wang glanced at Lu Weiwei, and said helplessly: "Almost, anyway, I was embarrassed to say to the teacher at the time, I said I'm sorry, teacher, I guess she may be genetic." ”

"After all, when I was a child, my homeroom teacher also said this to my father, so I don't know if it's really genetic, or if teachers in the world have such a mantra. ”

"Haha, do you really say that?" Lu Weiwei felt that Xiaobei's character was more or less with Officer Wang.

Officer Wang smiled and said, "Is that still false? Back when I was a student, my teacher often said those words, I don't know if you Lu Weiwei empathizes?"

"Which ones?" asked Lou.

"That's it...... For example, after the lecture is finished, the bell rings for the end of class, but the question on the teacher's blackboard is not finished. ”

Officer Wang took the opportunity to take out a few more skewers from Lu Weiwei's hand and said, "Everyone actually knows that the recess activities are going to be in the soup again, and sure enough, the teacher came to talk about this question before the class ended." ”

"But after I accidentally finished a question, I found that the teacher for the next class was already waiting outside the door. ”

"We seem to be the same, and that's how our teachers taught at the beginning. Gu Chen glanced through the rearview mirror and at Officer Wang who was sitting in the back row.

It feels like all teachers in the world are the same.

Officer Wang smiled and said, "Also, when you lose your attention and desert with your books, the teacher will shout, why are you reading?

"Okay, then look at the blackboard, but when I was staring at the blackboard in a daze, the teacher shouted again, "Why are you looking at the blackboard?" ”

"At that time, I was looking at the teacher, but my brain was already wandering in the sky, and the teacher shouted again, "Look at what I'm doing?" ”

Spreading out his hands, Officer Wang also said helplessly: "That's it, after a semester, I don't know where to watch in class." ”

"Then why don't you talk about the physical education teacher?" Gu Chen followed the established patrol route and drove directly in the direction of the business district.

"Physical education teacher?" Officer Wang seemed to be reminded, and suddenly laughed and said, "Not to mention the physical education teacher, there is no sense of existence." ”

"I finally looked forward to my favorite physical education class, but the head teacher came and said, the physical education teacher has something, I will come to this class. ”

"Growing up, I couldn't figure out why PE teachers are always so busy, while other teachers are never busy."

"There is no other building in the whole building where our class is the loudest, it is undeniable that sometimes our noise is indeed a little louder, but why is the whole building the loudest in our class? In fact, the other classes have already finished school. ”

"Lao Wang, I can't see it, do you still have a big opinion of the teacher?" Lu Weiwei stroked the skewers, and also said fragrantly: "No wonder your teacher Xiaobei said this to you, and you still ridicule others." ”

"It was. After Officer Wang finished eating the skewers in his hand, he suddenly paid attention to the skewers in Lu Weiwei's hand.

But this time he stretched out his hand and was beaten, and he retracted it directly, and said with a light smile: "Actually, why are you the worst class of students I have ever taught, and if your academic performance does not go up, you always make the teacher angry, and the teacher will say that you are the worst class of students I have ever taught, and this sentence is still used by Xiaobei's teacher." ”

"I feel, don't today's teachers have any innovative spirit? The times are developing, and they can't use the same set of spoken language that the teachers taught them at the beginning to educate the next generation, right?"

"So whenever the teacher says this, I feel very bad in my heart, especially in front of my little shell, I feel weird when I say this. ”

After a pause, Officer Wang said: "But later, when I heard those younger students say that the teacher always said that they were the worst students they had ever taught, I couldn't help but feel a lot more relieved. ”

"Sometimes these teachers, it's really time to reflect on the fact that every class of students you teach is the worst, so ...... Shouldn't you look for the reason yourself?"

"Senior Brother Wang, you can't see it, you still have a lot of opinions about the teacher?" Gu Chen, who was driving, was also amused by Officer Wang's crooked reasoning.

Before you know it, the vehicle is about to drive into the business district.

Lu Weiwei smiled and said, "Senior Brother Gu, it's not the first day you have known Lao Wang, is he still less crooked?"

"The last time people were discussing the value of survival, just because I had snacks in my hand, guess what?"

"What's the matter?" Gu Chen felt that he was not present at the time, so he humbly asked Lu Weiwei for advice.

Lu Weiwei took a long breath and said, "Isn't there a saying called ...... Is it inherently dead that man is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather?"

"That's right. Gu Chen nodded silently.

"But Lao Wang is good, isn't he talking about eating too much to support death, and being starved to death?"

"Isn't it?" Seeing Lu Weiwei refute herself, Officer Wang also directly retorted: "Now it seems that everything can't be separated from food, everything is described as eating, right?"

Looking at the skewers in Lu Weiwei's hand, Officer Wang couldn't help pursing his lips and said, "Just ...... For example, work is called a job, dismissal is called fried squid, jealousy is called jealousy, and taking advantage of me is called tofu, this is always right, right?"

"Kind of makes sense. Gu Chen nodded silently, feeling that Comrade Wang had comprehended the essence of foodies.

"Right?" Officer Wang found his approval, and said with a smile: "Even if you don't look good, it's called 'eating lotus root', which means ugly." ”

"And you may not even think that there is no love without eating. ”

"And this kind of statement?" Gu Chen seemed to be a little interested in the essence of Officer Wang's theory.

Officer Wang glanced at Gu Chen, and immediately waved his hand and said: "But this has nothing to do with you Gu Chen, it is mainly useful for He Junchao's type, I don't believe you let He Junchao not bring a meal, you see him fall in love and show me." ”

"Poof!" Lu Weiwei also couldn't laugh, and hurriedly said: "Senior Brother Gu, this kind is indeed not within the scope of what your old Wang said, but He Junchao is really this type." ”

"Don't you know, He Junchao has inherited the essence of your old king's slamming of the door, he really licks the lid when he drinks yogurt, licks the bag with spicy strips, eats beef jerky and instigates the nail cover, and he never regrets the gradual widening of his waistline, and he has to smack his lips after eating. ”

Gu Chen was stunned for a moment, and nodded silently: "Feeling...... It's quite rhyming. ”

"That's it. Lu Weiwei nodded silently, but turned her head to find a dark alley intersection, a woman in red with a disheveled hair, waving her arms at the police car at the moment.

"I'm going, did I hit a ghost at night?" Lu Weiwei was so frightened that her hairs stood on end, and her eyes couldn't help but be stunned.

Gu Chen looked out the window on the right side according to Lu Weiwei's gaze.

However, due to the speed of the car, it had already driven through the alley just now, so Gu Chen hurriedly asked again, "Senior Sister Lu, what did you just say?"

"I feel like I've got the hell in the air. Lu Weiwei couldn't help but shrink her neck, and said with a melancholy expression: "I...... Wasn't I dazzled just now? I saw a woman in red standing at the intersection of the alley, and the woman's face was pale and seemed to have blood stains. ”

"And...... And with something in his hand, it seems to ...... It looks like a skeleton. ”

"Lu Weiwei, why didn't I see it when you tell ghost stories at night?" was also shocked by what Lu Weiwei said, Officer Wang quickly glanced behind the car, but did not see any movement.

Turning around, Officer Wang said again: "Gu Chen, drive your car, don't listen to Lu Weiwei's nonsense." ”

"Eh, why am I talking nonsense? I really saw that she was still waving to me when I was talking to you just now. Lu Weiwei also felt that Comrade Wang had wronged herself, and her tone suddenly hardened.

Officer Wang smiled and said: "Lu Weiwei, you are on night duty at night, don't bring such a scare to people, you can tell ghost stories during the day, what do you want to do at night?"

"Too lazy to tell you. Feeling that the conversation with Officer Wang was like a chicken-to-duck conversation, Lu Weiwei simply turned her head to look at Gu Chen, and said with a serious face: "Senior Brother Gu, I didn't lie, I really saw a woman in red just now, and she looked really scary." ”

"The moment I saw her, she was waving to me, as if she wanted me to pass. ”

"Such an evil sect?" When Gu Chen heard this, he quickly slowed down the car and asked weakly, "Then Senior Sister Lu, can you tell me the specific appearance of the woman in red you just saw?"

"Of course you can. Lu Weiwei turned around, looked ahead, and thought with her right hand on her cheek: "She is wearing a red robe, with long black hair, her face is pale, and there are long blood stains on the corners of her eyes and mouth. ”

Saying this, Lu Weiwei suddenly turned her head sharply and said earnestly to Gu Chen: "The most important thing is that she is carrying that thing in her hand, it seems that it is really a skeleton." ”

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