Chapter 102: My baby is a genius

Yin Jie agreed to Ning Haoran, naturally because she was confident that she could do it.

She's looking forward to Summer's performance. But apparently, the child still hasn't figured out what to do.

... ...

The weekend is the day when the He family plans to hold a 100-day banquet for the baby.

According to traditional Chinese customs, after the baby is born, birth ceremonies such as "Three Dynasties", "Full Moon", "Over 100 Days" and "Catching the Week" are generally held. Among them, on the 100th day of the baby's birth, the celebration ceremony commonly known as "over 100 days" is usually held, on this day the family should set up a banquet, must invite relatives and friends of the uncle to participate, the guests send congratulatory gifts, the host of the banquet must give the guests a gift in return, and share the love and joy of the newborn with everyone, and everyone wishes the baby to be healthy and strong, and live a long life.

As for the origin of these birth ceremonies, it is recorded in the Song Mengyuan "Tokyo Menghualu" and the Ming Shenbang's "Wan Department Miscellaneous Records". Among them, "Sanchao" refers to the third day of the baby's birth, which needs to be bathed in special water to wash away filth and avoid disasters. The "full moon" is when the baby is born for one month, shaving the fetal hair, and setting up wine to celebrate the full term of the family. During the "100 days", a ceremony should be held to recognize the uncle and the baby should be officially named. At the "first birthday", the weekly ceremony is carried out to predict the fate of the child's life and the good luck of the career.

The first 100 days after the birth of He Baobao's child fell on Tuesday and Tuesday, and most relatives had to go to work and could not participate, so the "celebration of 100 days" was postponed to the weekend. Fortunately, the He family was not superstitious in the first place, and the birthday celebration ceremony was only held to show the welcome and attention to He Baobao's children, and it didn't matter whether it was a good day or not.

No matter how calm and calm He Yuxin is in front of outsiders, he is an out-and-out "child slave" at home. As long as he is free, he will hold He Baobao's children and teach him to speak, looking forward to the big fat son being able to open Chrysostom as soon as possible and call him "Dad". As a result, he called the little fat man "Dad" a hundred and eighty times a day, and the fat son still babbled with him sincerely.

The clay man still has a grass nature, isn't it? Not to mention the famous He Yuxin and He Zong! On this day, the clay man, Yuxin, and He finally got a little angry. The little fat man was very happy to see him like that, and he grinned and laughed out of his saliva.

Yin Jie laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and finally stopped laughing and wiped his fat son's saliva.

He Yuxin squeezed the fat hands and feet of the little fat man, and pinched them all the way to his chin: "I fed you so much nutrition every day, and fed you so fat, why are you so stupid? Is it so difficult to call Dad?"

(Yo, this feels so good, so slippery, so tender and elastic!)

Yin Jie said angrily: "The baby is only a few months now, and the child will not be able to learn to speak until eight months at the earliest." What are you anxious about right now?

She reached out and patted He Yuxin's hand pinching her son, "What are you doing?

"It's very easy to pinch, don't you believe it?" He Yuxin looked like he had discovered a new world. It's true, I've always felt that my son's skin is tender and easy to touch, but I didn't expect it to be so easy to pinch.

Yin Jie also pinched it, well, it was indeed very comfortable.

The fat son let them touch it at first, but who knew that these two were already parents but didn't have the slightest consciousness, and they couldn't stop pinching it... He Baobao finally got angry, his little eyebrows wrinkled, his face slowly turned red, and his mouth began to hum... Seeing his expression of imminent rain, the unscrupulous parents finally stopped.

Yin Jie picked up the angry baby and began to play kissing, the fat son forgave her very much, rubbed his head in Yin Jie's arms, and yawned. The couple was silent for a moment before laughing.

He Yuxin stretched out another index finger to poke his son's little fat claw, and his son grabbed his finger unhurriedly but unusually accurately, pinched it vigorously and let it go, yawned again, rubbed, closed his eyes and planned to sleep in his mother's arms.

"I can't sleep now, hey!" He Yuxin was very worried that his fat son would make a fuss at night after he had slept enough, and reached out to scratch his son's fat chin.

The son was scratched and sober, but he didn't cry or make trouble very face-saving, so he bit his little fat hand and rolled his eyes around, and he also made a look at him.

"What are you two doing, playing with children again?" asked Mama He.

This "again" word exhausted He's mother's heartache. During the day, the two of them went to work fine, and Mother He could pet her baby alone. But as soon as the son and daughter-in-law come home, the good grandson will definitely be snatched away...

He Yuxin came to the living room, and He's mother called Yin Jie to come out and said that she wanted to discuss the child's 100-day banquet.

The venue for the 100-day banquet has been chosen, and it is at the Shangri-La Hotel. Now it's time to decide on a celebration plan offered by the etiquette company.

"I don't think there's any need for a hostess company. But the baby's name has been chosen, and it looks good at the ceremony. ”

It is naturally the grandfather's right to name his grandson. He Yuxin is the generation of the word "Yu", according to the family tree, the next generation should be the generation of the word "Ning", and the second word should be the side of the word "day". Father He had already flipped through "Erya" and "Storytelling", and finally couldn't choose between a few words: "Xu" (the rising sun), "Hao" (big, milli dome), "sheng" (sunrise and eastrise), Chang (comfortable, unblocked), "Yu" (bright), "Hui" (sunshine), "Sheng" (bright, vigorous, prosperous), "clear" (clear and understandable), the meaning is very good. But which word is the best choice?

He Ma also found it difficult to choose, so she came up with an idea and said: "My father-in-law is a writer, and he teaches ancient literature in college. Let's hear from him. ”

After the discussion of Lao Yin and Lao He's two fathers, the scope was narrowed down to the three words "Hao", "Sheng" and "Sheng".

He Yuxin also joined in. He knew that Yin Jie was not very interested in the word "Hao", so he removed the word. In the end, everyone unanimously decided on the word "sheng".

He Yuxin went back to the house to report the news, but saw Yin Jie leaning over to play with the baby. The baby was lying on the bed with his feet facing the sky, his big eyes were watery, and he was babbling with Yin Jie very seriously, as if he was discussing something.

When I walked in front of me, I found that the mother and son were indeed "discussing things":

Yin Jie: "Then let's just eat one meal of milk tonight, okay?"

Baby: "Boom... (No)"

Yin Jie: "Baby, you will get fat if you eat too much, you are already too fat." ”

Baby: "Boom... (Not really)"

Yin Jie: "If you want to gain weight again, you won't like Xiao Mushroom Liang!"

Baby: "Boom... (Mom is bad, the Lun family is still a child...)"

He Yuxin smiled and said, "Don't take such a bully to the child, wife." ”

He picked up the child and held it high, and the baby grinned happily.

Yin Jie looked at them crazy for a while before laughing: "Okay, let's stop in moderation." The baby is still young. ”

He Yuxin put the child down according to his words, and said with a smile: "I am saving the baby from your unscrupulous mother." ”

Yin Jie covered his face with his hands and said: "I used to call me a good wife, but now I have just given birth to a child and I am called an unscrupulous mother, how will I live in the future!"

The baby saw her crying, and her whole body suddenly turned upside down towards her, which startled He Yuxin.

"Oh Ancestor, it can't be like this!" he hurriedly held the child's body.

The baby still insisted on stretching out his hand to Yin Jie, eagerly.

Yin Jie saw it from between his fingers, and immediately reached out and took the child over. The baby looked eagerly at her face, and the fat hand patted her arm.

"Look at how dare you bully me!" Yin Jie glared at He Yuxin proudly, "My son will protect me." ”

"What does he understand at such a young age? Don't be self-absorbed here. As he spoke, he reached out to tease the baby, trying to take the baby over.

The baby was unmoved, firmly put his butt against him, and buried his big head in Yin Jie's arms.

"Don't say that. Yin Jie patted the baby in his arms, "Our baby is smart." Although he couldn't say it for the time being, he knew it in his heart. ”

"Prove it to me!" He Yuxin shook his head.

Yin Jie put the baby on the bed and said, "Baby, let's prove it to your father, he dares not to believe that our baby is smart." ”

Baby: "Ahh (Okay)"

Yin Jie: "Our baby is the smartest baby in the world, right?"

Baby: "Ahhhhh (Of course)"

He Yuxin looked at the two of them with a smile.

Yin Jie said again: "Does the baby like his mother?"

Baby: "Ahhhhh (I like it)"

Yin Jie: "Does the baby like grandma?"

Baby: "Ahh (I like it)"

Yin Jie: "Does the baby like Dad?"

Baby: "Ahhhh yes (like... bar)"

Yin Jie: "Baby, is it okay to eat only one meal of milk at night?"

Baby: "Boom... (not good)"

Yin Jie: "Baby, can we go out to play?"

Baby: "yes!"

Yin Jie: "Don't go out tomorrow for a day, okay?"

Baby: "Boom... (Don't)"

Yin Jie turned his head to look at He Yuxin.

He Yuxin has completely opened his mouth.

Yin Jie asked again: "Does the baby want to eat mud?"

Baby (excited): "Ya yes (want)!"

Yin Jie: "The white clothes will come to see the baby tomorrow." ”

Baby: "No, no." ”

He Yuxin knows that mud is fruit puree. The white clothes are doctors, and they will come to check the baby regularly. Last time, the baby had a fever and had an injection in the head.

"My son is a genius!" the thought crossed his mind again.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for He Ningsheng's children's 100-day banquet. The banquet was both grand and low-key. Speaking of grandeur, the He family rented a piece of woodland at the Shangri-La Hotel and set up a large white tent on this woodland. On a blue balloon wall outside the tent, the words "He Yusheng" are spelled out with white balloons, and there is a picture of He Baobao smiling and drooling on one side, but everyone else agrees that it is too cute to be good.

The entrance to the white tent is made of pink and purple flowers in an arched flower door, through which you enter the tent and are greeted by a large screen, which shows the solo photos of He Xiaoxiao from birth to the present and with his family. Along the walls of the tents, colorful biscuits were used to build a series of castles and walls. In the middle of the eye-catching place is a three-tiered powder blue cake with white cream on top to show the appearance of waves. On the top of the cake is a colorful and cute colorful snake, which is the genus of He Xiaoxiao. ... ...

"Isn't it a bit too much? It's just a child, isn't it okay to make such a grand fuss?" The second son-in-law of the third aunt's grandmother's family, whom He Yuxin called the second uncle, said to Father He with a frown.

"What's too much? It's not too much at all!" Grandma Tai was upset when she heard it, "This is the first great-grandson of our family!

Father He and his second aunt should be the only ones. After the old lady's attention was attracted by the others, Father He said to his cousin-in-law:

"I know what you're worried about. But that's okay. Xiao Xin is now the CEO of a foreign-funded company, and Xiao Yin is also an executive of a foreign agency. This is limited in extravagance. We can also take this opportunity to get together. ”

The second uncle-in-law sighed: "That is, you can be so wanton." If I do this, someone from the Commission for Discipline Inspection may come and invite me to tea. "The second aunt has just been promoted to the director of the Zhaoyang District Taxation Bureau, and he must be very cautious in his actions and actions. In the final analysis, both of them are civil servants, and although they are not poor, they can't be extravagant. Under the pressure of the old lady, everyone in the family is relatively clean.

Father He nodded in understanding and said, "It's okay for me here." Everyone in my company knows that my son and daughter-in-law are promising, and if they don't do this, some people will think about it. He reached out and took a cupcake from the tray on the table and handed it to his second uncle: "Today's small snacks are from a newly opened S national restaurant in the imperial capital, and Xiao Yin specially ordered it, and he usually doesn't do this." It's delicious, try it!"

With the arrival of relatives, the tent became more and more lively.