Chapter 443: One Life, Two Fortunes, Three Feng Shui, Four Accumulation of Yin Virtue and Five Cultivation Immortals
"That'...... I'll try?" the fat man still hesitated.
"Try, have to try!"
At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining, the two daughters, the god operator, and even Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming were all nodding.
At the same time, they really want to see if this medicine can be sold? Especially with such an exaggerated selling method......
"Forehead ......"
Seeing that everyone agreed, especially Lin Fan's encouraging look on his face, Dan Fat Man no longer hesitated and took a deep breath.
"Sell medicine!!"
This thing blessed his voice with True Yuan, and suddenly let the voice come out far away, and it could be heard clearly for thousands of miles.
"I, the first person in the young generation to make alchemy!"
"The chief disciple of the alchemy room of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the son of Xiao Dan Shengdan, seeing the group of injured Taoist friends, he really couldn't bear it, so he hereby took out his treasured pill and sold it at a low price, hoping to help all Taoist friends alleviate their pain. ”
"If you haven't been injured, if you urgently need to recover from your injuries, I'm Dan Chengzi here, and there are also some Hui Yuan Dan for sale......"
"And that's not all!"
The guy paused.
In the next second, there was a burst of thunderous shouting, which made many monks who were originally pricking up their ears to listen suddenly stagger, almost scolding their mothers.
"I have all kinds of pills here, including all kinds of diseases!"
"Whether you are suffering from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, backache, leg cramps, or insomnia, dreams, and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency......"
"Whether you have frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, or X dysfunction, ......"
"I've all passed by, don't miss it!"
"Walking through this village, there is no such shop!"
"Genuine time-honored brand, fair price, guaranteed after-sales!"
"Come and buy it......"
......
The shouting of the thunder people continued one after another, and the fat man Dan also sold his strength.
But he worked hard, but the others were crooked-eyed, and they all wanted to scold their mother.
What the hell is this?!
I don't know how many people just feel that their brains hurt......
Kidney deficiency????
Your mother's talent is deficient!
Still urinate frequently, urgently, and can't urinate?
Even some special dysfunction is coming?
In fact, a large number of monks can't understand a lot of words, but can't they guess if they can't understand them......? Who can be calm?!
At the same time, there are many people who express disdain.
"The first person in the young generation to make alchemy?!"
"This fat man is so shameless!"
"Even if he is the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room, what does he do?
"Hmph, that is, I don't know how to do alchemy, otherwise, I must let him know why the flowers are so red and gorgeous!"
Quite a few people are muttering.
But......
No one dared to come up and smash the field.
Everyone is clearly showing the carriage and horse, and he is the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room, and the special effect, the Dan furnace, is directly the special effect to take away~~~
Who would dare to smash the field in ordinary people?
Even if he is a disciple of the Holy Land, he must give face.
And then......
A monk who was seriously injured but won the victory, but could not recover in the afternoon even if he swallowed all his pills, couldn't help but approach Dan Fat's stall.
"Is there any elixir that will heal me before the start of the fight in the afternoon?"
"Wow!"
As soon as the fat man saw the guest, he immediately smiled, and then snorted and said: "Fellow Daoist, you have lost one of your legs, and half of your lungs are missing, if you don't heal quickly, this afternoon, you can't participate in the competition!"
"But if you meet me Danchengzi, count yourself lucky!"
"This bottle of Blood Resurrection Pill can quickly heal your physical injuries, only 80,000 spirit stones......"
"Eighty thousand, so expensive?"
The other party was shocked.
"Is this still expensive?"
Dan Chengzi connected: "Fellow Daoist, don't you know, the pill refined by my Dan Chengzi is more than twice as effective as the pill refined by those ordinary alchemists!"
"Not only that, but if you fly to other urban areas to buy pills and then fly back, how much time will it take?
"Eighty thousand spirit stones, you can't buy them and suffer losses, you can't buy them!"
"Eighty thousand, only eighty thousand! You are 100% sure that you can meet the enemy in full bloom in the afternoon, do you still think it is expensive?"
"Like...... Isn't it expensive?" the other party was almost stunned by Dan Fat.
"That's right, it's not expensive, what can be more important than being 100% sure?!Give the spirit stone !!"
Other: "......"
In the next second, eighty thousand spirit stones were given, and they took the elixir and flew away.
Dan Fat Man suddenly smiled brightly, and the corners of his mouth almost cracked to the base of the back ear.
If this bottle of elixir is in the sect...... It's worth 10,000 spirit stones at most~!
Not only that, when someone made a deal, several people found that there were many monks who were rushing towards Dan Chengzi's stall.
"You've Got Rich!!"
The divine operator's eyes were red, and he didn't know if it was the redness of envy, or the sequelae of refining fire eyes, and then, he looked at Lin Fan: "Hehe, Daoyou, why don't you think of some similar selling words for me?"
"Well said, well said. ”
Lin Fan grinned.
A few minutes later.
Dan Fat Man's business is booming.
Not to be outdone, the divine operator said loudly: "I, Fang Wu, the divine operator of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the heir of the old man of Tianji from generation to generation, and the inheritor of the Great Evolution of Heaven and Earth!"
"Today, I occasionally feel that this place is related to me, and I have opened an altar here to promote the heavenly opportunity!"
As soon as these two sentences came out, many people were immediately moved.
But then, the wind of words in the mouth of the god operator changed abruptly......
"Have you ever heard that just before, I once calculated a hexagram for the contemporary Buddha?! I said that he had a bloody disaster, and he had a bloody disaster!"
"As the saying goes, one life, two fortunes, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin virtue and five cultivation immortals!"
"Life is set from birth, and luck is enough to affect people's fate, feng shui...... It can also change one's life against the sky, this yin virtue is also called merit, as for this cultivation of immortals...... I don't need to say more, do you?!"
"And from this sentence, it can be seen that if we are immortal cultivators, we only know how to bury our heads in penance, and we will inevitably suffer!"
"Only ......"
This is the advertising slogan designed by Lin Fan for this product.
How do you get people to tell fortunes and still believe it?
You must first show your name and tell others how good you are, and there is nothing wrong with it, right?
And after that?
After that, I flickered!!
They believed it, and this business naturally came to the door.
Do these people believe it?
There are many people, naturally there are believers, there are believers, naturally there are people who come to the door, some people come to the door, with the 'craft' of God's operator, I am afraid that there is no other name? !
......
"One life, two fortunes, three feng shui ......"
"Four Accumulation Yin Virtue and Five Cultivation Immortals?"
"Sounds like it makes sense......"
"It must be, the god operator has long been famous, after all, he was the next-generation disciple of the old man of Tianji back then, and he also inherited the Great Evolution of Heaven and Earth!"
"Isn't it enough? I also went to the Ten Thousand Demon Tombs in the Eastern Wilderness before, and he did calculate that the Buddha had a bloody disaster, which was accurate!"
"Hey, isn't the Buddha also proficient in numerology? In this way, this god operator is even more powerful than the Buddha!"
"But how did he resemble a great monk from the evil sect?"
During the exchange, many people began to step forward and ask God to tell fortunes.
God's operator is not ambiguous, let's tell fortunes, that's to collect money!
And it's not cheap!
Can it be cheaper?
We're still waiting for your money, I'm looking for Dan Fat to buy more medicine, and then continue refining.
With such a great opportunity, how can you not make a lot of money?
You have to earn it~!
......
"Why don't I help you too?"
Dan Chengzi and Shen Operator's business is all hot, but Fan Jianqiang has not yet spoken, and there is no business for the time being, so Lin Fan can't help but come over.
“...... Is there a charge?"
Fan Jianqiang's 'honest' inquiry, like an authentic peasant, if you don't know this guy, you will definitely be deceived by his expression at the moment.
"It's free. ”
Lin Fan grinned.
"Then you can help me with a few words......"
What are the 'slogans' and 'selling words' that Lin Fan thinks of?
It's spicy ears!
But it works, he can make money, who cares if he has spicy ears or not?!
"You're actually very simple. ”
Lin Fan shook his head and said something that made Fan Jianqiang a little confused: "Just hang five words." ”
"Huh?"
"Do you have that kind of bar where the alcohol is so strong that immortal cultivators can't afford to get drunk even if they drink it?"
"Yes. ”
Fan Jianqiang nodded and said, "The second senior brother is addicted to alcohol and likes to get drunk and dream of death, so he beat me...... Well, he begged me for a long time and asked me to help refine a kind of 'fairy drunk'. ”
"This wine is of no use except for getting drunk as soon as you drink it, even if you are a master, you can't resist a small pot, and you will get drunk immediately. ”
"That's it!"
Lin Fan clapped his hands: "Hang a sign and write five words." ”
"Three bowls don't dare to fly!"
"If someone asks you what you mean, you say, after drinking your wine, no one can drink three bowls without getting drunk and take off!"
30,000 dare not fly = three bowls but not work.
This is Lin Fan's train of thought!
Here, all of them are monks, and all of them have a kind of 'pride' daring, even if not everyone has the idea of 'Lao Tzu is the best in the world, everyone else is garbage', but they will never look down on themselves.
How can such a person admit defeat so easily?
Even if Wu Song is a mortal, he has drunk many bowls in a row when he sees three bowls of non-post, let alone an immortal cultivator?
Fan Jianqiang put the signboard out suspiciously......
Among the monks waiting in line for fortune telling, someone saw it and couldn't help but ask curiously.
And when Fan Jianqiang explained according to Lin Fan's meaning, the other party was not happy.
"Hey?!"
"It's just a small wine stall, and you dare to hang out such an arrogant slogan, three bowls will be drunk, and you don't dare to fly?"
"Thirty bowls for me!"
"Today, I will let you know what Dionysus is!"
"My wine is not cheap...... Fan Jianqiang was happy in his heart, but on the surface he was still 'honest'.
Seeing this, the other party was even more disdainful: "Can't I afford to pay the spirit stone!!!?"
Many people also came over to watch the excitement. And then......
Thirty bowls?
Just the second bowl of belly.
"Hiccup!"
The drinker burped, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground......