Chen Yiming naturally couldn't refuse this kind of small request, so he took out the lighter from his pocket and handed it over.

The casually dressed but well-dressed old man lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Young man, I see that you look stunned, have you encountered any problems?"

Chen Yiming smiled and said, "Is it so obvious?"

The old man took the opportunity to sit down on the seat at the other end of the bench, "At this age, it's probably a sentimental injury. What's the matter?

Chen Yiming shook his head and said with a smile: "Can't it be that the relationship is too smooth?"

The old man laughed, "You young man is a little interesting. ”

He exhaled a puff of smoke, "Seeing that you are not young, the old man is fine at night, or I will talk to you about the relationship between men and women." ”

Chen Yiming turned his head to look at him, his face hesitant.

"Looks like I'm being abrupt. The old man smiled and tried to get up.

"Okay!" Chen Yiming hurriedly stopped him and sighed, "If there is anything you don't understand, just ask." ”

Old man: "......"

"Just kidding. Chen Yiming handed over another cigarette, "If the old man has any advice, just say it." ”

The old man took it with a smile and pinned it to his ears first, "I recently read a question, and I thought it was quite interesting, saying that if you could increase it by five centimeters, where would you like to increase it?"

Chen Yiming frowned, he didn't expect to hear such a question from an old man, shouldn't this be the kind of outdated and unnutritious joke between Zhou Chao and Zhang Hao.

The old man took the cigarette from his ear and lit it with the butt of the original cigarette, and the dry tobacco was drawn out by the firelight, and then he heard Chen Yiming's answer, "The territory of China." ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" The old man coughed violently, and looked at Chen Yiming with an innocent face speechlessly.

"Only when there is a country can there be a home, and only when there is a big self can there be a small me!" Chen Yiming was full of righteousness.

The old man also eased up, nodded and said, "I didn't expect to go out and smoke a cigarette secretly today, and meet such an interesting young man." ”

Chen Yiming looked concerned, "Smoking is harmful to health, so pay more attention to the old man." ”

The old man was not angry at Chen Yiming's gag, but smiled even more, "It's a little interesting." ”

The traffic on the road is cut off by the red light, whether you are tens of thousands of dollars domestic or hundreds of thousands of imports, or even more than a million convertible sports cars, they are all treated equally.

The old man pointed to the open-top sports car with an unusual roar of the engine, and pointed to a pair of handsome men and women sitting in the car and said: "Have you ever thought that if the woman who drove the car only looked at the man's money in the driver's seat, and the man only fell in love with the woman's face and figure, so one gave what he wanted, the other was willing, but at the same time he disdained those true loves." ”

Chen Yiming raised his eyebrows, "Old man, your thoughts are very dangerous!"

The old man ignored it, and continued with a cigarette in his mouth: "Do you think this society will become more and more impetuous?"

"When using a hammer to open a door becomes the norm, who would think of using a key. Chen Yiming sighed, "But this kind of thing has existed since ancient times, rather than worrying about the society being polluted by it, it is better to worry about the marriage of your descendants." ”

"Makes sense. The old man nodded, "You young people are actually quite difficult, now this society is developing faster and faster, and you are more and more focused on money, but you are the time when you lack accumulation the most." After all, it's not like when we were back then, writing a love letter and writing two poems to marry a daughter-in-law!"

Chen Yiming was surprised: "It was so easy for you to marry a daughter-in-law at that time?"

"No!" recalled the old man, "I used to have a wife...... My mother-in-law helped me introduce a girl, it was many years ago, she looked so good-looking, showed me the photos, I was deeply attracted, and then found a way to move to her unit near the dormitory, I wrote to her if I had nothing to do, and then played the piano downstairs in her dormitory, and finally, ah, just a love poem, she became my daughter-in-law. ”

Chen Yiming nodded, "It turns out that the old man is also a person who thinks differently!"

The old man was stunned for a moment, and his face suddenly became ugly.

Chen Yiming didn't seem to see it, and said with a smile: "This is not a bad thing, men of my generation are like this, and when they see a good-looking opposite sex, they want to move in with her!

Is that what it means...... The old man was speechless and said, "Young man, can we buy it in the bookstore in the future?"

"Little joke, little joke. Chen Yiming threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, and said nonchalantly: "The powerlessness of the heart, the powerlessness of the powerful, the ruthlessness of the rich, the affection of the unfated, the fate of the unshared, the mismatch has always existed, but now it is more serious." ”

The old man pondered the words just now, and wondered, "What about those who have a share?"

Chen Yiming pursed his mouth, "You have no heart, no strength, no money, no love, no fate, so die that heart as soon as possible." ”

"Hahahaha!" the old man laughed heartily, "It sounds like you're scared of marriage!"

Chen Yiming shook his head, "I can't talk about fear, I just don't like it, and I don't look forward to it." I think getting married is like putting on a cotton coat for freedom, and it is no longer convenient to move, but it is still very warm after all. ”

The old man showed a smile that all men understand, "But the cotton clothes have been worn for a long time, and I still want to take them off and change them into short sleeves in the summer." ”

Chen Yiming laughed twice and did not answer.

The old man stood up suddenly, "Young man, you are very good. How about doing things with me?"

Chen Yiming looked at him suspiciously.

The old man straightened up, revealing the majestic aura of being in the top position for a long time, "If you agree, the throne of the richest man in your hometown city is yours." ”

Chen Yiming hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't mind, I haven't drunk yet." Generally, after drinking, the throne of the richest man in our hometown is mine. ”

The old man was imposed, "I'm not joking with you, young man, don't miss the opportunity. ”

Chen Yiming took out another cigarette case from his pocket, handed over a cigarette, took the initiative to help the old man light it, and then stood in front of him, and said calmly: "If I become your subordinate, am I still qualified to be your son-in-law?"

The old man's hand in the cigarette paused, and his eyes narrowed, "How can you see that?"

Chen Yiming said with a smile: "I've been thinking about it, she's so beautiful, they all say that the female Xiao's father, how handsome her father is, but now that I look at it, my imagination is really lacking." ”

The old man's expression was cold, "Do you think this kind of thing will work for me?"

"Listen or not, that's your business, shoot or not, that's my attitude. Chen Yiming restrained his smile and said, "I didn't expect to meet you in such a situation, how much neglect, please appreciate your face, let's find a place to sit." ”

The old man hummed softly, put his hands behind his back, and walked slowly forward.

Chen Yiming picked up a few cigarette butts on the ground one by one, followed, and then found a trash can and threw it away.

Ten minutes later, sitting at a small table in an open-air food stall, the old man looked at the surrounding environment and the simple and greasy price list on the table, looked at Chen Yiming opposite quietly, and said lightly: "Deliberately?"