"Running naked?" I really can't pull my face, I am an engineering man, I used to be very thin-skinned, since my family and career have suffered, the trajectory of my life has changed, and I have slowly become thick-skinned, but no matter how thick it is, it is impossible to run naked.

"Can you change your request?" I said, stiffly.

"Get out!" said the scruffy man.

"You're such a perverted request, you don't want to help at all. I said.

"Yes, you're right, I'm not going to take any more private detective jobs, get out. The sloppy man pointed to the door.

"I won't leave, it's urgent, and it's also related to my happiness, so I won't leave. "I really can't help it, I have to be cheeky.

"Scoundrel, huh?" said the sloppy man, glaring at me.

I sat on the dirty couch and stared at him without speaking.

"Okay, there's a kind of you don't go. The sloppy man said: "Anyway, I'm bored by myself, let's consume it slowly." ”

The next time, he lay on the recliner, farted from time to time, or picked his feet, I don't know how long I haven't washed my feet, the smell of my head is dizzy, he actually picked it out, and took it under his nose and smelled it.

"Heaven, earth, bear with me!" I secretly told myself in my heart that I couldn't give up and consume the other party to the end.

The sky gradually darkened, the sloppy man ordered takeout, I also ordered one, after eating, he threw it directly on the table, I don't know how long it hasn't been cleaned up, the whole room in addition to the smell of damp and moldy, is the smell of food sour, very unpleasant.

I was bored, so after dinner, I went to buy a broom and a mop and started cleaning.

It was not until the middle of the night that the second floor was roughly cleaned up, and the garbage thrown out was ten bags.

"What kind of monster is he, why does Duan Shulan still respect him so much?" I lay down on the sofa after finishing my work, thinking to myself.

The sloppy man was still lying on the recliner, not knowing what novel he was reading, and was already asleep. The snoring was so loud that I couldn't sleep on the dirty couch and tossing and turning.

I don't know when I fell asleep in a daze, I didn't feel like I had been asleep for long, as if someone was touching me, so I opened my eyes and woke up, and saw a dark figure standing next to the sofa.

"Ahh

After a few seconds, it became clear that the black shadow was none other than a sloppy man.

"What are you doing?" I asked, a little panicked.

"What are you doing? You snored and affected me. He said.

I blinked my eyes and said to myself, "I never snore, the other party must be lying, can't he really be a pervert? Wasn't it just a dream, this big pervert is really touching himself?"

In the next second, I immediately checked my whole body, fortunately, my clothes were intact, and I estimated that the other party pushed myself, so I was relieved.

"I never snore. I said.

"Maybe I'm dreaming. The sloppy man said, and then walked towards the bathroom.

In the second half of the night, I couldn't sleep at all, I didn't have a sense of security, and when it was dawn, I directly turned into panda eyes.

Eating, sleeping, reading, going to the toilet, that's what the sloppy man does all day, barely out of the house.

I spent it with him, cleaned up in the morning, and then went out to buy vegetables, fish, and meat, filled it with natural gas, fried a small fried meat at noon, steamed a fish, and stuffed rice, and Lin Fei has been married for seven years, and has been cooking by himself, and his skills have not been lost.

As soon as it was brought to the table, the sloppy man got his hands on it, and the saliva was still on the fish, and I was so angry that I wanted to go crazy: "You ......"

"This is my house, if you are angry, you can leave. The sloppy man said.

"Count you ruthless. I gritted my teeth and said, reminding myself in my heart: "Patience, you must endure, who let yourself have to ask for each other." ”

In the end, at noon, I only ate a bowl of rice, and the small fried pork and steamed sea bass were eaten by the sloppy man, and after eating, he picked his teeth with his dirty fingernails and said, "The soy sauce of steamed fish is not good, synthetic chemicals, next time I will buy some soy sauce from authentic soybeans, so it tastes beautiful." ”

I hated it, snorted coldly, and didn't speak.

In the evening, I made eggplant burgers and stir-fried prawns again, and this time I kept an eye on it, and before serving it, I divided the dish in half and then served it.

Sure enough, the sloppy man continued the noon operation, saliva and claws, and occupied both dishes.

I smiled, took out the other half of the dish I had prepared in advance, and ate it alone.

"Boy, you're a good learner. There was a sloppy man's voice in his ears.

"Eat a trench and grow wisdom. I said lightly: "Uncle Qin, you can do me a favor, my girlfriend was threatened, but I can't help much, I'm very worried." ”

"What's the matter with me?" said the sloppy man, not relenting at all.

"If you don't agree, I won't leave. I said.

"Come on, hurt each other, it's good to have someone to cook for free and chat with you. The sloppy man said.

I was so angry that I couldn't do it.

On the third day, I left all the windows open and bought 84 disinfectant water to start disinfecting the whole house.

"Hey, what are you doing, who told you to open the window, what is this spray, it smells so bad. The scruffy man yelled.

How could I listen to him: "More ventilation, more sun, good for you, this is 84 disinfectant water, bactericidal." ”

"This is my home, you stop me. The sloppy man yelled.

"Uncle Qin, can you help me investigate Zhou Haotian?" I said.

"No!"

"Then I can only continue, this is for the sake of your physical health. I said lightly.

"I don't need it, you stop me. He yelled again.

But I ignored it, continued to spray disinfectant, and hummed a small tune in my mouth: "The sky in the liberated areas is blue and blue, and the people in the liberated areas like ...... so much."

After the poisoning, I began to pack up his books.

"Put my book down. The sloppy man shouted.

"It's too much of a hindrance for you to put it like this, and it's not beautiful, don't you have a bookshelf, I'll help you set it up." I said.

"No, I don't. He shouted.

"Uncle Qin, you're welcome. I said with a smile.

"You're going to mess up my books, and I won't be able to find them when the time comes. He said.

"It's okay, I'm sorted by pinyin, divided into several areas, all labeled, easy to find. I said.

"Don't bother, you put the book down. He said again.

Seeing that I was so nervous about books, I couldn't put it down anymore and started sorting out all the books upstairs and downstairs.

The sloppy man had no choice, he actually called the police, after the police came, I was a little surprised, but I didn't panic, explained the situation clearly, and made another call to Duan Shulan, and then gave the mobile phone to the police in front of me, I don't know what the two said, in short, after hanging up the phone, the police comforted the sloppy man twice: "Uncle Qin, the young man learns from Lei Feng, how good it is to help you clean the house, how comfortable it looks like this, we are very busy, don't call the police in the future." With that, the two policemen left.

"Hey, don't go, help me get them out, this is my house. The sloppy man said.

It's a pity that the two police officers didn't hear it and left directly.

I smiled triumphantly at him and said, "The wood has been bugged over, and tomorrow I will have someone redecorate it." ”

"No, no, thank you for your kindness, I'm living well. He said immediately, his expression a little panicked.

"You're welcome, I live here every day, and I didn't pay the room fee, I'm sorry, I paid for the redecoration. I said.

"No, besides, you put the book down first. The sloppy man said.

"Books must be neatly arranged, neat and tidy to look at how pleasing to the eye, you don't have to care, I'm not afraid of being tired. I said.

"Put down my book, I'll agree to you. The sloppy man shouted.

"Uncle Qin, do you agree?" I asked, my eyes lit up, I didn't expect the other party to attach so much importance to books, looking at it like that, if I messed with his books again, I would pounce on him and fight hard.

"Put down the book in your hand, put it slowly, this is a one-of-a-kind book, and it is worth a lot. The sloppy man said.

I gently lowered my hand and immediately walked in front of him with a look of joy on my face: "Uncle Qin, I need all the information of Zhou Haotian." ”

"What do you want to do?" said the sloppy man.

"He threatened my girlfriend and I wanted to return the favor in the same way. I said, "Tell him not to pester my girlfriend in the future." ”

"Okay, I'll tell you if I find something useful. The sloppy man said, "Now you can go." ”

"Uncle Qin, I need it urgently, can you ......?"

"Say one more word, and I won't answer. The sloppy man said.

"I shut up and disappear right away. I said, and then walked out of the gate of the wooden building, for three whole days, there was a feeling of being in a different world, but fortunately my purpose was achieved.