This year's Spring Festival Gala can be called a celebratory feast.

Wangjing Tiancheng Real Estate Development Group, with the M-shaped landmark building as the background, presented cool dances and popular songs to more than one billion Chinese audiences and countless overseas netizens in the commercial plaza.

Tianjin-Hong Kong Ocean Shipping Group, with the million-ton wharf as the background, under the 30,000-ton gantry crane with a span of 200 meters and a height of 150 meters, was sent to the forklift performance and transport truck operation.

Qinggang Golden Beach, with five cement airplanes as the background, in the sea of lights up, shows the ultra-sci-fi style of ground effect aircraft and maglev technology.

In the construction of Wuzhou Avenue in the magic capital, there was a unique workers' martial arts performance and engineering sketches on the construction site.

Jianfu showed the ancient shipbuilding technology, on-site assembly, video analysis, and the whole process is a real artistic masterpiece......

Hong Kong presents a chorus of stars, and countless famous actors gather in one ......

The Namun Dam presents ethnic minority dances with a variety of costumes......

The desert town first broadcast the process of sand control in the square field, then broadcast the operation efficiency of the ground effect transport aircraft, and finally broadcast the rocket launch site live under the attention of billions of people......

Of course, except for the satellite monitoring personnel at home and abroad who wonder why the 'fake rocket' has not fallen, no one believes that it is real at all.

Including Jiusu, they do not believe that this rocket with a success rate of only 40% of the Earth-Moon orbit change has gone to the moon.

At ten o'clock, tens of billions of red envelopes came again.

Ge Xiaotian flicked his fingers silently......

'Thank you for your patronage'

This time, even the blessings are gone.

Dao Shiyi saw that the big boss's face was getting darker and darker, and went out to avoid trouble on the grounds of watching the sky at night.

"Wow, second brother, you are so generous this year, and the two consecutive rounds of red envelopes are all real money. ”

"yes, I thought the first round was a gimmick with real money, and then there were coupons. Ge Ma Meizi showed a smart card, which showed: 68.8 red banknotes.

Comrade Ge Feng was also very comfortable, "No more, no less, 16 pieces of 8, all the way." ”

Ge Wangwang and his sister-in-law also reported the number one after another.

Ge Xiaotian couldn't stand it anymore, "It's not good for you to be like this, it's easy to form a style of comparison." ”

"Hey, second brother, how much did you rob?"

"I'm afraid you'll say that I'm cheating, so let's watch the party. ”

Knowing that a son is like a father, seeing that someone wants to change the topic, Comrade Ge Feng seems to be smiling, "You shouldn't have robbed a penny, right?"

"How can it be!"

"A dime?"

"Definitely not. ”

Ge Xiaotian's face froze, showing a little 'flustered eyes', and then he immediately retracted, based on the frustration of the 'empty bag', and said calmly: "My luck has always been against the sky. ”

Comrade Ge Feng's eyes were like torches, looking at his style, and he was even more sure of the guess in his heart, "Open a plate, I will block the range of 1 point to 1 block." ”

"Forget it, Dad, I don't want to win money during the Chinese New Year. ”

"Hehe, be happy, last year I had a note all over my face, and this year ...... Let's have fun together as a family,"

Comrade Ge Feng was unwilling to let go of the good opportunity to slaughter the big households, so he took Ge Wangwang with him by the way, "Hurry up, play big." ”

"One hundred million!" Daddy sat in the village, Ge Wangwang was down-to-earth, and directly pressed half of the year-end bonus won in Dubai, "Franklin!"

"Big brother, you are too ruthless, how can you bully the second brother like this...... I pressed 20,000 red bills, and this is all my scholarship. ”

After the little sister finished speaking, she put the money beside Ge Xiaotian, "Press my second brother." ”

“？？？”

Comrade Ge Feng was slightly stunned, "Sanni, you have thought about it, I am 99% sure that I will win your second brother." ”

"But my second brother's odds are high, besides, no matter how high your certainty is, even if it is 99.99%, in terms of winning or losing, you and my second brother still account for half of each other, and I will take half of the risk, with 20,000 and 100 million Franklin...... If you lose, you lose less, and if you win, you will earn a lot. ”

"Where did you learn this weird probability?"

Ge Xiaotian didn't want to share the money he won with his little sister, "Be obedient, don't lose money with me." ”

"No, I believe in the second brother. Ge Sanni got along with Ge Xiaotian day and night when she was a child, and after listening to his words, she suddenly knew that this guy was going to eat alone again, and her attitude became more firm.

was so firm that Comrade Ge Feng was a little weak-hearted, and hesitated and did not bet.

The sister-in-law looked at Ge Wangwang, who trusted Comrade Ge Feng and did not see the situation clearly, "What about your half-year bonus?"

"Why?"

"Take it out, I'm going to bet. ”

"It's all a family, you just report the number directly. ”

"I pressed Uncle Wang, the same amount as Ge Wangwang...... No, plus all my deposits!"

“？？？”

Ge Wangwang was stunned, "Are you stupid?"

"I'm making amends!"

Ge's mother took a smart card to look at the deposit, "I said diapers in the last year......"

"Poof......

Seeing that he couldn't make a lot of money, Ge Xiaotian, who picked up the teacup and drank water, sprayed directly, and roared angrily at the top of his throat: "Eleven, check for me which Wang Ba calf fooled my mother to endorse diapers, I have to beat him out of shit." ”

"What are you thinking?"

Ge's mother beat her up and scolded with a smile: "It's for the little grandson, I just stood next to me with a crutch and showed my face, and when they left, they left two million, I was worried that the impact would not be good, so I didn't confiscate anything, and then they gave us 50,000 packs of diapers." ”

“......”

"A pack of twenty pieces, a total of one million, how can we use it up, I will let Da Han and Ah Huang pull to Qingshan Ancient City and sell them to tourists in need, I never thought that they are quite capable and helped me earn nearly 500,000 yuan. ”

"They will be deducted after half of it. ”

"Impossible, right?"

"Although part of Dahan's cranial nerves were damaged by the virus, which is indeed irreversible in medicine, it is ...... in science and technology Lab 101 equipped him with a brain similar to the No. 1 machine, which always helped him correct his behavior and language, and even guided him to do some more profitable business. The authority of the brain belongs to Dahan, so naturally I will not consider whether you are my mother or not, and the pit will not be soft. ”

“......”

"Besides, Ah Huang ...... Do you think it's a normal dog?"

"They all say it's a demon. ”

"That's it. ”

"You get them back from birds don't. ”

"What birds don't, that's called Neobras. ”

Ge Xiaotian corrected his mother's pronunciation and looked at the positioning of the smart card, "The two of them followed the explorers into the northern part of Yakutia, where it was frozen and could not come back for the time being." ”

“......”

During the chat, Comrade Ge Feng moved to a distance with a thermos cup, as if he did not plan to mix with the bet anymore.

Ge Xiaotian couldn't help but smile and looked at the amount on both sides, on one side is Ge Wangwang's 100 million Franklin, on the other side is his sister-in-law's 100 million Franklin and all the family property, all the little sister's family funds, and his mother's 500,000.

Immediately took out a dollar coin and put it next to Ge Wangwang.

"Actually, I grabbed a five-cent red envelope. ”

“？？？”

The little sister was the first to blow up, "Ah~~ Second brother, you pit me." ”

"No, I said, don't lose money with me. ”

The sister-in-law was stunned, "This ......"

Ge Wangwang almost cried, "I told you, Dad is 99% sure, you have to press the second child." ”

My mother just finished struggling with the 500,000 kickbacks that Dahan Ah Huang ate, and she will lose another 500,000 yuan, "Ge Lao Er, you even cheat your mother." ”

"I've softened with my father's eyes, but you still press me. ”

Comrade Ge Feng regretted, "I was careless, and I fell for this kid's suspicious tactics again, so I should insist on betting." ”

"Settle accounts. ”

Ge Xiaotian twisted his buttocks, picked up the smart card and prepared to calculate the share with Ge Wangwang.

"Wait!"

Comrade Ge Feng seemed to think of something, "This guy is used to fried Hu, I have to check and check, second brother, show your red envelope." ”

"Look. ”

Ge Xiaotian showed 'Thank you for your patronage' very calmly, and immediately put it away, "Yes, five cents." ”

", thank you for your patronage can be said to be five cents, why don't you refer to the deer as a horse. ”

Comrade Ge Feng laughed, "The second child blew up Hu, and he lost everything." ”

"It's not playing mahjong, it's betting. ”

Ge Xiaotian was still calm, "You sit in the banker range to get a piece, but I got an empty bag, which means that the eldest brother lost, 100 million Franklin plus my dollar coin, according to the odds, is not enough to pay to the sister-in-law, mother, and sister, you are the banker, you need to make up." ”

“？？？”

Comrade Ge Feng was suddenly unhappy, "Why do you still have such a statement?"

"Why do you think all those overseas blockers are bankrupt?"

“......”

"Pay the money, Dad, according to the odds, it's not much, after deducting the 100 million from the eldest brother, you need to make up the money from the mother and the little sister. ”

"Wait. ”

Ge Wangwang suddenly spoke, "My 100 million, just gone?"

"Buy and leave, just win or lose, if you lose, you will naturally have nothing. ”

After Ge Xiaotian finished speaking, he smiled slightly, and pushed everyone's respective bet substitutes in front of each other, "If it's a big New Year, just entertain and entertain, don't take it seriously." In fact, the meaning of Daddy's doing this today is to tell our whole family that our family is indeed rich, but we have to live a normal life, don't try to be temporary, do something hot-headed, such as blocking, pornography, and poison, in case of a routine, let alone one billion, even if I am worth it, I will soon have nothing. Daddy's work is still profound. ”

"You don't pat me on the back. ”

Comrade Ge Feng saw someone praising himself, smiled and scolded everyone and gave everyone a million red envelopes, "The second child has his own way to go, and what we have to do is that the whole family is safe, happy, and always together." ”

The eldest nephew said in a milky voice: "Together forever." ”

"Haha......"

In the laughter of the room, the little sister suddenly made a shushing gesture and listened attentively:

"Do you hear the wailing?"

My mother frowned, "What bad things do you say for the New Year." ”

"I heard it too. ”

Comrade Ge Feng picked up the remote control and muted the SG TV, "It seems to be ......"

"It's a bit like the second uncle's voice. Ge Wangwang said uncertainly.

"Where is it, it is. ”

Ge Xiaotian suddenly remembered something, "When I came back in the morning, I met the old lady and said that I would talk to the second uncle about finding the second aunt in the evening, and the second uncle wouldn't be beaten, right?"

"I'll take a look. ”

Comrade Ge Feng put on his coat, "Don't go out, your second uncle in the province feels that he has lost face." ”

"Okay. ”

Waiting for Ge Feng to leave, Ge Xiaotianling stood in the courtyard and watched the sky at night, and brought the backup controller of the stealth drone patrolling around, and connected the home projection equipment through the purple bee network.

Soon.

The courtyard of the old village chief was presented in front of everyone's eyes.

"Second brother, you are a powerful cheater. ”

"What nonsense. ”

Ge Xiaotian cocked Erlang's legs, and first gave a close-up to Comrade Ge Feng, who was holding his arms in the cold......

Ge's mother: "Don't freeze him and catch a cold." ”

"Don't worry, the physical fitness of the whole people has improved, and Dad's resistance will not be so weak. ”

Everyone: "......"

Ge Xiaotian adjusted the aircraft very comfortably, hid on the roof next to him, and quietly observed the scene.

I saw that the second uncle was tied by the old lady and hung under the jujube tree in the courtyard by killing pigs.

The latter was armed with an old-fashioned cowhide belt, and he hit Bai Huahua's ass with a ......

"Hey, I'm panicking about this beating. ”

Seeing this scene, Ge Xiaotian's hand shook and he almost threw out the controller, but fortunately the drone fell on the roof, otherwise it would have been exposed.

Ge Wangwang and Xiaomei snickered......

Ge's mother walked to the stereo and patted the equipment, "Why is there no sound?"

"I adjust the adjustment ......"

Soon, a conversation came from the hospital.

Old lady: "Are you not good?"

The second uncle kissed the soldier and shouted loudly: "Man, you can't say no!"

"Then you damn it, bring me one back!"

Syllable!

The old lady said, waving her belt, "Answer!"

"Report to the chief, it depends on fate. ”

"Fate is a fart!"

The old village chief took out a pamphlet, "Choose one for me, fifteen years ago, the matter will be decided." ”

"I don't feel it. ”

Syllable......

"Do you feel it?"

"It hurts!"

"It's right, do you want to watch me die?"

That's too much. ”

"Our branch is all married and has children, and Ge Shunfeng also hugged his grandson. Your one, how can I count me as half a child, the eldest has grandchildren, the eldest daughter-in-law of the third family is eight months pregnant, and the daughter-in-law of the fourth family is also angry, and she has given birth to a child in two years, only you, the second child, don't even have a son, wait for me for a hundred years, how can I go to see your grandfather?"

"Grandpa, don't worry, there will be. ”

"When did I turn 90!"

After the old village chief finished speaking, he seemed to be tired, sat aside, and sighed with self-pity, "When your grandfather left, he suddenly became conscious, and he didn't even care about the donkey's hooves, so he took my hand and said: Weiguo, his brother is still young, you have to help me." ”

The second uncle cried instantly, "Master, don't say it, I'll look for it tomorrow!"

"Fuck off, you're running away, where can I find you!"

"Guarantee the completion of the mission, and make a military order!"

"The ugly words are in the front, and the task cannot be completed, in case I leave this year, I will be angry with you. ”

"Don't say that, I can't afford it. ”

"I'll leave it here. ”

After the old village chief finished speaking, he put down the tied second uncle, shook his head, stopped talking, glanced at the direction of the drone, and walked back to the house.

Ge Xiaotian paused the picture and played back the glance that the old village chief looked at, "Strange, more than fifty meters away, the old lady is dizzy, can you see it?"

"It's a perception. ”

Dao 11 opened the monitoring data and looked through it, "Mysterious and mysterious, science can't explain it." ”

"Forced explanation?"

"Science can only be falsified, not true, like publishing a report, strictly speaking, it can only be described as 'scientifically proven', but not 'scientifically confirmed'. If we forcibly explain, we can only deny it from all aspects, just like the No. 1 machine makes a multiple-choice question according to the surrounding environment, and then pick out the answers that may be yes, such as denying that the old village chief saw the drone as early as when the drone landed on the roof. ”

"He's old and dizzy, the sky is dark, and the drone painting and shading are fine. ”

"For example, if you deny the brain waves of the old village chief, you can feel the infrared waves. ”

"He's been on the battlefield for so many years, it's hard to say. ”

"Then solve the 'mystery and mystery', just like someone peeping behind your back, if your brain wave receives the other party's brain wave, you can feel that someone is peeping. In the same way, the old village chief cultivated a keen sense of perception on the battlefield, and his brain waves were exceptionally sensitive to radio waves, which led him to discover the drone. ”

"Isn't this a superpower?"

"Our research on the brain domain is progressing very slowly, and we may need to wait for genetic mutations to be overcome before we can unlock this kind of technology. ”

"Okay. ”

Ge Xiaotian watched Comrade Ge Feng return, and hurriedly turned off the projection and turned on the SG TV, "You go outside and continue to watch the sky at night." ”

“......”

Not much.

Comrade Ge Feng returned, inhaling the cold air, "It's really cold outside." ”

Ge's mother: "What happened?"

"It's not because the second brother can't find a daughter-in-law, the two of them quarrel again. ”

"I see that the Northeast girl listens to the temper of the second child, and it just so happens that he is in Ji Province, you help match. ”

"He's forty-two years old this year, and it's hard to find a first marriage. ”

The sister-in-law suddenly said: "Dad, I have a friend who is in his thirties, has a physique similar to me, and used to practice judo, but because of this, I have never found a partner." ”

"Do you have a picture?"

"Yes, there is an information circle, she works in Qinggang Municipal Government, in addition to exercising after work every day, she is staying at home to play games, and his father is also a veteran, which is very consistent with our family style. ”

Comrade Ge Feng looked at the photo and stared at the photo of the father and daughter, "How do you feel that this man is a little familiar." ”

"That's his father. ”

"Wait, I'll give you a call from Li Suo, last year at dinner, he showed me a group photo of the company, there is a pig ......"

"Yes, yes, his father was a pig cook. ”

"What's it called......

"Liu Haiyang. ”

"That's right......"

Ge Feng was quite happy, and immediately shook his head, "No, this family business can't be done, you think, before the second child entered the reconnaissance, he was in the same company as us, and he was considered a comrade-in-arms, but now he wants to marry someone else's daughter." ”

"It's called kissing and kissing!"

Ge Xiaotian immediately called Li Suo, "Second uncle, come to my house." ”

This is also an old bachelor......

The sister-in-law looked at Ge's mother suspiciously, "Mom, can't you find a daughter-in-law for the second in our family?"

"Almost, either he died halfway, or he died alone, and the old village chief was also the second in line...... Don't talk nonsense, Ge Shunfeng's father, that is, your second grandfather, was adopted, but he already knew it. ”

“......”

"Otherwise, why are you fighting hard, and you have to let your uncle marry into the Lao Li family in advance, I'm afraid that this guy will be a bachelor for the rest of his life. ”

Ge's mother said, rubbing Ge Xiaotian's head, "Fortunately, the second child of our family is angry, and he has broken through such a big business, and he also found a daughter-in-law with Lao Li, and founded Qingshan Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine to study infertility, so that Li Xiuxiu has a younger brother." ”

"Mom, did you misunderstand?"

"Brain and kidney fluid, infertility!"

“？？？”